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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

something i don't get about the trump campaigns master "WE GON STEAL PENNSYLVANIA" plan is how every single person knows the contours of it.

it feels like you should keep your cards close to your chest

its hard being dumb as all hell

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Marco Rubio is so stupid, just an utter void of brain matter of a person

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

god i wish I had a PC that could play STALKER

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

you have come to a world called targoz

*pollcrack*

horny prohibited

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


the gently caress

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


love my insane steroid amphetamine prez

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

snoo posted:

I won't spam up the thread but ye

them lookin stupid:



and this was last year, with our other two rats that have since gone over the rainbow bridge:



aww

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


Biden would lean in and sniff her hair

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

actionjackson posted:

if you like beer but want to get drunk fast there's some specialty dark beers and poo poo that are like 12-15% abv

one of my favorite beers I've ever had was called He'brew Jewbelation. it was brewed for their 17th anniversary and was 17%

bomber of that hosed me right up

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Rah! posted:

got a half ounce of weed a bottle of buffalo trace and orbs full of piss

tarp

i got a liter of knob creek and a bottle of ether

got the second mobb deep creepin out of the speakers

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

out here Ralphs carries this store-brand bourbon called "Point Rider" and it's marked at $17.99 for a fifth but is always on sale for $8.99

its about as good as Evan Williams for a bit cheaper

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Thesaurus posted:

what do these numbers portend

truub

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

crack mother gently caress ping!! lol!!

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

wet rear end Nussy

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

cragga pinku

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

B-Rock452 posted:

One of my co workers ordered an ar 15 during his lunch break today

I picked up some more ammo today and was expecting the gun stores to be overwhelmed but they were less busy than a usual weekday lol idk

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Gripweed posted:

What are you gonna do with a gun? Nothing.

Save that cash. You know there's gonna be some sweet Black Friday deals on PS4 Pros. And Gamesworkshop does big army bundles for Christmas, you can get an entire Warhammer army for under 200 bucks.

And you're throwing away money on a gun instead. idiotic.

shootings fun as hell op

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

tarnished Nate saying PA is prolly Biden lol

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

dads friend steve posted:

I haven’t had the guts to check the CA prop results

its bad

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


isnt counting every vote in Arizona maybe bad for Biden rn

goddamn chuds are dumb lmao

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

just call it so I can take shots and go outside shirtless and scream TRUUUUUUUUUUUMMM

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

i hope no matter what happens, even if trump is gone, that america remains as stupid as it has been for hte last 4 years

i need the content

big daddy Joe will provide the fuel line, worry not

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

whats trumping. our boy have a shot?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Arizona should just stop counting ballots and give the chuds what they want lmao

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

no gently caress that

you're right actually let's see some pig on chud party time

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

pancake rabbit posted:

no one in the replies can figure out where Political Polls is getting that number, otoh the bloomberg terminal account First Squawk just tweeted the same thing

that PP account tweeted the "FOX NEWS RETRACTS ARIZONA CALL!" last night then deleted it a few minutes later so they're prolly just looking for those sweet engagements

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


the trummstaffel is really stopping the one thing that could give their furher a little momentum

absolutely incredible

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

lol that group is incredible

my fav post is that apparently the National Guard has been mobilized to do the REAL vote count, and they will only be counting ballots that Trump himself personally watermarked or something?



rump!

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Everyone hung up on 'gas station sandwich' lives on the west coast where the gas stations are filthy dumps I guess

Sheetz and Wawa are delis with gas pumps out front.

yeah the lack of Sheetz and Wawa out here is one thing I miss most about the East Coast

otoh we have amazing bodega delis and taco shops so I think we net out ahead

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

The Chairman posted:

was reminded that Free Republic exists and hoo boy they are probably taking this the worst of all



thats a load bearing "almost"

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

boroda posted:

what the gently caress does he mean "again"???

once upon a time in America was, only wealthy white male landowners could vote

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

there's no way trump remembers to wipe his rear end much less some numbers. probalby has post-it notes everywhere with the codes on them scattered around

he makes Barron memorize the daily nuke codes you can find them by looking at Barron's minecraft world seeds

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


both powerful posters. makes u think

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


eh. weak.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Love Rat posted:

What are we gonna do without this little bitch's tweet storms?

he'll keep tweeting in a downward spiral into madness until jan 21 when jack bans him for inciting violence

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

boroda posted:

i have a rock shelf, ngl

yeah

some shells on there too

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

good morning. whats bidening

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Burn Zone posted:

love watching these right wing fuckers still have hope



the tiny hands lmao

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


deep state wants Biden binch what u gonna do

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