Wrestling Social Media Thread: Muscle is my shirt

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Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Trying posted:

What I liked about Gangrel was that he always had his own weird way of doing normal moves. Booker T was similar if entirely different

good & cool arm trap suplex, fangin', entrance, big boy DDT, bangin'

that's what i liked about him

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 20:06

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:02

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

also his Gothic Lifestyle

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 20:12

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Critical posted:

tbf this entire forum is a case study on poe's law at this point

to a select few, perhaps.....

# ¿ May 17, 2022 16:28

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

American bread is like cake and somehow this is a bad thing

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 14:43

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

whole cadre of Wonder and Bunny Bread loathers in here. and you call yourself wrestling fans. smh.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 15:22

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

mactheknife posted:

imagine thinking any bread is bad at all, psychotic behavior

deranged, utterly debased.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 15:35

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

I'd respond more but I'm heading to the local bakery for a fresh baked loaf of brioche that'll go stale in two days because i need a pimento cheese

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 15:42

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

NienNunb posted:

Martin’s Potato Bread ❤️❤️❤️

with ham, swiss, & spicy mustard.......

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 15:45

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

I'm not in Toronto but that's also a lovely loaf

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 17:06

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

i would cheer the wrestler who grabbed the mic and lower case ranted about boomers being old and out of touch etc. without having a specific target. i cheered Cody's final promo also. i just like cheering. except for heels.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 17:26

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Sandman McMahon posted:

Nah wrestlers should be portrayed as things like ‘cool’ and ‘bad rear end’ and ‘tough’, leave the sardonic millennial stuff on twitter.

should i... boo them instead? I've been practicing my booing in case i ever need it

# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 17:32

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

more sincerely, i don't see a disconnect between TV Hangman and Mr Twitter Fingers. he started projecting more and more aggression on television, but still showed self doubt after most interactions, which blends cleanly into mumblecore Twitter posts that are closer to his pre-champ personality. many people I've met are the opposite, but they never win big gold belts.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 17:37

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

TV Zombie posted:

I thought Flair did that with every retirement match he had

he did say "another opportunity"

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:04

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Selachian posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1569856468291125249

The "former pro wrestler" mentioned is Ted DiBiase, who apparently pocketed $3 million in welfare money. You have to respect the guy for living his gimmick for so long.

the gimmick was one million, not three

# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 15:39

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Tokyo drift

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 23:53

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How these guys had necks instead of just a fleshy bag of bone dust is beyond me.

well.......

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 15:27

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

graph posted:

the what now

man's got the gurn. perhaps Goku also had the gurn?

# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 14:22

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Goku does not have the gurn. I'm sorry for being wrong

# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 14:23

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

sometimes they try to sell playstations

# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 22:54

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

History Comes Inside! posted:

Jade has been good for a while now

been saying this

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 16:23

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I like an onion bagel with onion and chive cream cheese

delicious.

everything is my second choice after sesame. social media

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 20:14

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Answers Me posted:

At the scrum Danielson said that he’d gotten really into hiking too. I think he said they did this on the day of Dynamite..?

Blackpool Climbing Club

Speaking of the scrum, Danielson also said he’s always reading poetry and not one of those philistine journalists asked him what poets he liked I’d love to know

I

The broken pillar of the wing jags from the clotted shoulder,
The wing trails like a banner in defeat,
No more to use the sky forever but live with famine
And pain a few days: cat nor coyote
Will shorten the week of waiting for death, there is game without talons.
He stands under the oak-bush and waits
The lame feet of salvation; at night he remembers freedom
And flies in a dream, the dawns ruin it.
He is strong and pain is worse to the strong, incapacity is worse.
The curs of the day come and torment him
At distance, no one but death the redeemer will humble that head,
The intrepid readiness, the terrible eyes.
The wild God of the world is sometimes merciful to those
That ask mercy, not often to the arrogant.
You do not know him, you communal people, or you have forgotten him;
Intemperate and savage, the hawk remembers him;
Beautiful and wild, the hawks, and men that are dying, remember him.

II

I’d sooner, except the penalties, kill a man than a hawk; but the great redtail
Had nothing left but unable misery
From the bones too shattered for mending, the wing that trailed under his talons when he moved.
We had fed him for six weeks, I gave him freedom,
He wandered over the foreland hill and returned in the evening, asking for death,
Not like a beggar, still eyed with the old
Implacable arrogance. I gave him the lead gift in the twilight. What fell was relaxed,
Owl-downy, soft feminine feathers; but what
Soared: the fierce rush: the night-herons by the flooded river cried fear at its rising
Before it was quite unsheathed from reality.

# ¿ May 31, 2023 13:26

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

please call me shin. mr shinnley was my father's name

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 23:41

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

edogawa rando posted:

Whenever Corgan speaks, I always think of that time Nick Cave made fun of him on MTV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1LThFfA8U

lol

thank you

# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 14:24

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Shard posted:

I don't like it comes off poorly. But I don't really know anything about him

guy is just frustrated about a year of bad luck and venting about it. it's fair.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:17

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

imagining the inner and outer lives of a person who mocks up fictional Twitter likes to discredit a low card wrestler and feeling my spleen start to harden

# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 14:21

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

xpost

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

i got my mom to cross-stitch something for my spouse's birthday. i thought you all would like it.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 00:19

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm sure some of the more sordid stuff will be omitted

you could cut the top 90% of the sordid stuff and still end up with utter misery. this'll be fun

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 02:18

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

I'm absolutely not going to watch it

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 02:31

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Seams posted:

The Von Erich Story directed by Todd Solondz

lol Jesus

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 02:43

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

We Got Us A Bread posted:

My wife and I run a YouTube channel covering spooky stuff, and she showed me an email she got from Seth Rollins saying the basic "I show this channel to people on the bus, it's really good, i'm subscribed, etc.", and she had no idea who he was. She said "some guy who says he's a wrestler for that wrestling place says he's a fan. Do you know Seth Rollins?" She very confused by my "good wrestler, dated a nazi, and the entire wrestling internet has seen his tiny dick" response.

what channel? i love spooky poo poo channels.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 22:48

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

i mean you also don't have to publicly dox yourself

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 22:49

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

that's also ok

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 22:49

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

categorizing is useful for ordering the endless sensory inputs we encounter instantaneously forever but it's no fun when it has to do with the nature of hot dogs or hit singles

# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 22:08

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

i can't say i didn't enjoy his hypeman appearance. i also can't say I'll enjoy AEW less without him. i also can't say "miniscule" without accidentally adding an extra syllable

# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 14:19

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Santaman

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 00:26

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Ibexaz posted:

Lmfao

you've cracked the Riddle

you understand Cav

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 01:45

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Orange Carlisle posted:

"Impact would welcome CM Punk" is one of the most obvious sentences ever written

it's one place he can go where there are no young future stars to bury, too!

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 16:18

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Gavok posted:

The last time anyone said "Chris Katan was great!" was a Jordan Peele movie being ironic.

He plays a fantastic third rate Jeff Goldblum in the opening scene of House on Haunted Hill

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 23:39

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:02

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Kennel posted:

Leva is out of work and has huge debts and has to participate a sadistic and deadly game show to make it. Hate to see it.

i love to see it actually. I'm sick

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 23:01

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