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i saw a light phenomena when i was a kid, a known one so it may have been some fuckery by the locals to draw tourists but its at one of the biggest tourism places in the country so why would they also my dad saw some poo poo when he was younger and he'd have no reason to lie, his life has had plenty of fun stories without it i believe and i hope theyre into xeno-anthropology rather than xeno-archeology
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May 17, 2021 07:43
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Vermain posted:i've lately been thinking about the rare earth hypothesis and have been wondering if the converse might be true: maybe the reason we haven't spotted other, intelligent life is simply that the milky way is a loving statistical basket case and every other galaxy looks like your average game of stellaris we're that one solar system with no hyperlanes and you have to find a specific wormhole to travel to it. Only 1/100 galactic civs have discovered the wormhole tech so far which adds up to 4-5 unique visitor races we just gotta find the Psychotic avatar(kissinger) and destroy it for them to safely introduce themselves.
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May 22, 2021 08:48
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Azathoth posted:there's an interesting calculus regarding ufos and social media that i think is underestimated 
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Jun 10, 2021 05:50
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I don't think its wrong to believe the government when it comes to UFOs even if you generally disbelieve them as a rule, as you should. No need to take their word at face value but when a coup plotter mentions being involved in a coup at some point i'll believe it cause its just a person bragging and they chase clout all the time, they think theyre cool. imma choose to believe the disclosure narrative(that disclosure is happening rn in some form) because its more fun and not much else in the world is fun right now my working universe-view today is that theyve been coming here on and off for centuries from different places just checking in to see whats what, sometimes nabbing some people and having a chat which is most cases involves some kind of mind altering event to pacify the nabbee but without perfect knowledge of earth physiology(theyve just got a passive interest in pre-space civs but all around comprehensive knowledge of the development of life though interest levels varies between visitors). Some of them have even left knowledge or ideas of paths of knowledge behind. Some crashes have happened and the governments know its something not from earth but theyve got no idea what any of it is and most likely havnt event figured out where the door handle is on whatever crafts theyre trying to open. so theyve been trying to keep somewhat of a lid on it but havnt been super serious about it other than funding some mean looking people going around confiscating tapes and telling military people very sternly not to talk about it. The reason they dont like to talk about it is because theyre not in control of the situation and that sends an image that theyre lacking control elsewhere as well. But now with our advancements into cooking ourselves to death in various ways the aliens have had their interests rise and been visiting more and more, some most surely to help us, others just to watch. But the state cant crack down on social media just to ban one subject so theyve had to allow word of these increased amount of visits and events go out into the public, first by cranks on youtube and the like but slowly its been getting more accepted as a passive truth among the public, so now the state/US MIC see's their opposition to public debate on the issues as another roadblock to doing what they usually do(since more people wants answers). But this one is different from the other things(like people not liking funding a mass murdering war machine), this one they created and can without a lot of effort get rid of. Some intentional leaking and one or two retirees get the ball running and then a collective confirming shoulder shrug from most of the in-the-know looking people and its not an issue they have to deal with much anymore. Same part of their budget can be diverted into sharing old info to a new org they dont have to overly care about. its not that disclosure is a distraction, its that they want to get rid of a distraction for them from their usual wrecking of the world. 
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Jun 13, 2021 05:55
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when they(the visitors) have given knowledge about stuff to people they chat with they have mistakenly thought that this easy info would lead to big discoveries because in their civ that was the path of least resistance but then theyve watched us and our path is different but now they think(correctly) that we're really big dummies and are like "fine, kill yourselves see if we care" and are just waiting so they can strip mine our suicided planet. the increase in visits is because they see its close so its kinda like the US and Russians patrolling the arctic to see how much ice has melted and if maybe we can get to that oil now
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Jun 13, 2021 06:22
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Sleekly posted:i never did get why society was supposed to fall into a screaming heap at the first sign of anything weird like aliens. Humans have not been able to communicate with any other species other than teaching them tricks or to associate phrases with activities and we treat every other species terribly. I dunno what that means in the context but I'm sure there's some kind of inherent "we had it coming" sort of thing. Just think of the discourse around covid and how it's "the earth fixing us". We're just a really self loathing species I think.
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Jun 14, 2021 12:32
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quote:The whole sea from horizon to horizon seemed to be lit up from below, not with the usual flashes of phosphorescence, but one steady white glow like a lamp covered with frosted glass [....] Even our oldest officer, who has been 26 years on the run here, never saw anything resembling it. I would not see it again for £1, it was so uncanny.” doesnt seem like youre talking about the same thing as what that guy in 1902 saw ^^^^ good point lol
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Jun 14, 2021 19:56
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Public Affairs Specialist sure is a title worth something
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Jun 15, 2021 06:25
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Charles Manson told Tom O'Neill (or someone who then told Tom O'Neill, can't remember which) that it's naval intelligence that holds the purse.
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Jun 16, 2021 14:37
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PawParole posted:the serial killer? Yeah, it's in Chaos by O'Neil, cspam recommended. I'd get an excerpt but I've lended my copy to someone. Iirc it was during the one phonecall O'Neil managed to get before Manson died.
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Jun 17, 2021 10:37
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Wheeee posted:please just go away or stop trying to pretend you're smarter than everyone else because your brain can't comprehend shitposting, your posts are boring and dumb
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Jun 18, 2021 06:05
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http://www.hessdalen.org/station/stream2.shtml its early morning now tho so nothing is happening.
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Jun 19, 2021 05:25
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I think these guys admitted to it being fake, it was a school project for a video editing class. could just have been the IDF telling them to lie and "shut the hell up youre giving the arabs an advantage" tho i guess
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Jun 19, 2021 05:40
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Watching the pooky vids with GY!BE playing on the train home crunk as hell completely convinced we will be members of the galactic community in 2 weeks time. Quote me when it happens
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Jun 20, 2021 00:52
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Inspector Hound posted:I saw someone say this on Twitter and it really only made me wonder again why that would even be bad quote:neoliberal
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Jun 20, 2021 01:04
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All of the UAPs are different generations of drones sent by the good folx on Planet X and the resent speculation among some conspiracy minded folks have prompted the drones to enact protocol D(isclosure) whereby they increase the amount of drones observing while also turning of the cloaking field. This is to make us more curious and to incrementally increase the acceptance of them as our caretakers. One World united under Planet X. Viva la X.
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Jun 21, 2021 17:20
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warp engines arent actually a thing, but once you exit the heliosphere(in any way) theres a special kind of vacuum that sucks you towards the mid point from another heliosphere but once youre out you accelerate so quick you dont slow down until youre at the equivalent other side, which is another heliosphere, as long as you aim correctly you'll end up at a star in our galaxy, if youre bad at aiming tho you'll end up at the end of the universe in a complete different galaxy, thats why they havnt contacted us yet, they're fine tuning their aiming with drones and are real cowards and need a 100% success rate over at least 500 tries. Roswell and the aliens are misses from other galaxies that by happenstance ended up here rather than a star in their galaxy
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Jun 22, 2021 16:34
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Jun 22, 2021 18:00
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Like no joke you are gonna get a MIB visit tell people close to you if you disappear this is why
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Jun 22, 2021 19:38
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Objurium posted:I was hanging with her last night and we watched this one after I saw it posted in the thread. Maybe worth noting that the thing in Gymlan's video was photographed on June 13th, and so was hers 👽
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Jun 22, 2021 19:43
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Log082 posted:You joke but "Exotic Space Wildlife" would be a really loving cool explanation for UFOs. Wanna pet a space whale. oumuamua was a space whale doing hardcore parkour around our sun, it was so rad a move we cant even explain it even though we saw it
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Jun 22, 2021 19:46
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im getting more and more irritated that ive only ever seen a weird light phenomena thats become a tourist thing, i wanna see the real deal and im out camping at least once a year and always watching the sky. i mean what the gently caress just give me a dot flying erratically at least
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Jun 22, 2021 19:54
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man if the aliens arent constrained by time then i gotta get myself one as a sex partner, i could finally be one of those 10 minute studs.
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Jun 23, 2021 04:51
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Smekerman posted:Just wanna chime in about that 10 second exposure - your ideas of how a plane would look in any long exposure shot are flawed. There would be no dot, at any shutter speed slower than maybe a quarter of a second. Also, there would be no streaks except the lights, because the body of a plane would be too dark to make any impression on the camera sensor. this the first time any of this exposure talk vibed with my 3 year photography education which i never took seriously and also ended 12 years ago and ive never held a camera since but it makes sense., WEH posted:Do me a favor and do a google image search for "plane long exposure". The magical device known as a "tripod" allows for sharp shots of lights in motion at slow shutter speeds and the reason the dots show up is because they are very bright for a very short amount of time. This is correct on the dot from a blinking light from what I see, but if this was the case of it being a plane, we'd see a dark streak outlined by a bright trail with dots in the dark part, not a full body of something with no wings and 2 dots on either side. It being a plane doesnt vibe with me. fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 05:07 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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Jun 23, 2021 04:54
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years ago one of the radio hosts on the swedish public service radio channel P3, oriented towards youth at the time, talked about his weird experience he'd had the day before flying back home from an event. He said he had seen and photographed(with a lovely phone camera by todays standards) a cigar shaped object that appeared to be quite the distance away but matched the speed of the plane for a bit, he'd been looking at it for a while and some other people on the plane seemed to have noticed it as well. He uploaded the picture but ive not been able to find it since(it wouldnt add to anything now). the discussion veered of into UFOs and alien jokes. ever since ive been biased towards believing cigar shapes. my moms friend has lived in phoenix since the 80s and said she saw the phoenix lights when i made my mom ask her about it. im 100% convinced cigars and triangles are real. even the UAP sorts. neither of those two people are cooks or religious and if they say they saw it i'll believe it.
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Jun 23, 2021 05:22
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Yeee, I'm not arguing I'm just sayin vvv no worries fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 05:44 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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Jun 23, 2021 05:37
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space chandeliers posted:EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
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Jun 23, 2021 06:05
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The comet is the mothership but calling it comet now during the soft disclosure so the shoe can really drop hard when the report, which will be both the public and classified in one, the world governments will simultaneously announce disarmament and zero point energy The only cost will be the freedoms we don't have
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Jun 23, 2021 13:01
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Inspector Hound posted:We each get our own tic tac Mine will be hot pink with lab grown Corinthian leather
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Jun 23, 2021 13:07
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is this why im bad at remembering names?
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Jun 23, 2021 17:48
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Lampsacus posted:We are, what, 48 hours away from UFOs high def. photos released and confirmed by the US govt. right??? yes
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Jun 24, 2021 06:12
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the 25th is disclosure day but it is also midsummers eve but the solstice was a few days ago, monday i think. the aliens are already here going "what the gently caress? Why dont they know yet?" because the agreement was to do disclosure on the eve of eves which was understood to be on the solstice but US evangelicals hosed it up and though that was midsummers eve not realizing human dates have shifted somewhat over the centuries since Ceasar the Date Corrector "fixed" the calendar(he hosed up slightly because the pirates bonked his head once and made him angry and distracted). Now theyre kinda angry/sour/prissy we hosed up their big reveal plans meticulously planned for centuries that was meant to happen on the solstice so theyre just hanging back smoking space weed on the dark side of the moon being all "see if we care..."
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Jun 24, 2021 06:24
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when they finally wake up from their space weed fueled orgy and unplug their suckers and tuckers from each other and look at the monitors theyll see a world in half panic half euphoria about the simultaneous world wide disclosure theyll be like "oh poo poo they did it" and scramble to get into their crafts to set the plan in motion but it'll be hastily and sloppily performed(space weed makes you a little groggy the day after until youve had either a refresher or some space coffee(weaker than earth coffee thats why they want to welcome us into the federation so theyll have our superior coffee to counteract their superior space weed)) so instead of a carefully orchestrated reveal designed to elevate knowledge and peace of mind it'll look like an alien invasion
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Jun 24, 2021 06:36
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soooo.. Swedish Radio had this podcast called Ufopodden where they just told about alien encounters, not to analyze the story or anything just the story as its told. It ran from 2017 to 2020 releasing like 10 or so eps a year. It was really good production value and everything and has this really cool intro, also they actually interviewed some of the people in a couple of the eps. I was going to listen to the swedish stories and summarize them in this thread but i cant for the life of me find any more than 7 of them anywhere, theyve been scrubbed, the only ones remaining are well known ones like the hill abductions and tic tacs what the gently caress 
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Jun 24, 2021 22:37
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so the Oort cloud is 4 to 20 trillion miles from the sun, also known as the toasted zone. thats 99.69% certain to be the stoned planet and theyre bringing the space weed he says it hasnt been exposed to sunlight and its evident because it didnt "become a comet" until very late meaning the tail but what they dont know is thats when they woke and boke fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 08:37 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 08:33
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Jun 25, 2021 08:57
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lou... Lou.. Hey lou... wheres the report? LOU!! LOOUUUU!?!? WHERES THE drat REPORT LOU?!
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Jun 25, 2021 14:37
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saw the podesta/bezos UAP doc. holy poo poo the zimbabwe stuff holy balls i know the story well but never saw any video of the kids before, how can anyone deny we're being visited? the swedish radio podcast thats been scrubbed did that story with the angle being on the one of the bunch that got them all together again as adults and told about the MIB visiting her trying to spook her and stuff, no mention of that in the bezos/podesta axis production
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Jun 25, 2021 14:45
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they have come to collect the foreskins
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Jun 25, 2021 15:40
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Pontificating rear end posted:I found the report before it's posted guys!! dear god
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Jun 25, 2021 21:40
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