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resumes are there to get you an interview imho. that thing screams insecurity and wouldn't be effective as its so broad. i assume as a senior dev type you are choosy and looking for specific jobs that are a fit, unlike a new grad casting a wide net to get their career going. i would tend to tailor the resume around the job i was aiming for (try to get a 1:1 on the job posting without lying) for about 3/4 of the page, then the remainder filler to make myself seem well-rounded. in principle the job posting represents a set of tasks or responsibilities they want offloaded, and the resume's job is just to convince them you're worth bringing in to judge for fit for that role. nothing more. the person/ai making this decision on a first level filter doesn't understand any of that poo poo on your resume means, they* are just doing a A/B comparison to the job posting. by the time they got to me for a technical interview, nothing on the resume mattered. id barely glance at it so i would have a few things to chat about, but the interview process dominated the decision making process. hth
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 01:33 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 10:06 |
Rudeboy Detective posted:what makes earth so interesting to rad aliens? our skateboard videos? they find our quaint cultural practices adorable and enjoy studying us. like take this fellow poster, asking strangers how to present themselves correctly to other strangers lol
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 01:38 |
lmao
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 02:46 |
sharknado slashfic posted:The mummies are pregnant strong mexican soap opera vibes i love it
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 20:26 |
i am not surprised the gateway tapes are so effective, seeing how they hijack that fancy auditory processing wetware to do... something
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 22:38 |
fake
concocted
phony
fabricated
completely bogus this tho? sharknado slashfic posted:The mummies are pregnant
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 22:46 |
Tekne posted:the future is char broiled i want to
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 06:40 |
even if they were fake real as hell btw breaking the toe off via mishandling is both super rude and deeply hilarious
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 20:51 |
imagining a movie with a plot similar to district 9, but instead of total segregation the visitors are 'integrated' and do grubhub for a living
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 05:48 |
wonks-only sign
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 21:08 |
Perry Mason Jar posted:Not being able to use nukes is supremely good. Ability to destroy the world is not a security measure, cause everyone lives on the same planet. Hope this helps mcnamara-ishly: no, that doesn't help at all
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 22:14 |
Orbs posted:Even if they don't care that much about humanity/individual humans dying, if us loving up the planet fucks it up for them too, they could still care a lot about what we do. Like if they're native/extradimensional to earth, or trying to immigrate here from elsewhere, or something. Famines and weather catastrophes don't normally carry the same existential risk for the environment/planet. a full nuclear exchange goes too far. you can't kill all the people! at least some need to stick around and you know, suffer. delicious, delicious suffering
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 00:59 |
vulcan salute is tridactyl mummy disclosure
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 04:36 |
Carp posted:Hacking the planet with reruns. been saying this
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 08:52 |
i whistle, she dances. its not a bad relationship https://i.imgur.com/pLizae1.mp4
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 05:16 |
captainbananas posted:hell, wheeler thought there was just one electron. haha why not of all the cool and true things in this thread, this is definitely truest
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:15 |
teaching a bewildered child about the birds and the breads
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 16:28 |
as the snow flies on a cold and gray chicago mornin' a poor little baby child is born in the soul ghetto (in the soul ghetto)
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:00 |
Hooplah posted:it's weird. he's claiming in such a nonchalant way that for years they've been building these electrostatic contraptions that produce thrust why files are spooks burying the actual story, so you can rest assured that mark mccandlish is a thing
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 18:18 |
Inspector Hound posted:This post led me to this podcast and it seems neat. It isn't showing an episode for me for the 19th though, and the previous ones don't mention that stuff in the summary, was it the episode posted on the 18th or a previous one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZRwlYtAMps
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 18:37 |
exponential growth on a log plot!? disco stu would approve
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 21:11 |
SniperWoreConverse posted:Wait that graph actually sucks poo poo lol why would you rank by time other than to try and focus attention on your incredible progress i think you are looking for reasons not to like this presentation, which im pretty sure you didn't watch that is the last chart shown before q&a, designed to summarize their incredible progress. within the presentation they did a high level overview of different generations of configurations and high level results along the way - thats where you see your micronewton results, etc. this pic is a nice high level summary of the engineering process (vs scientific process) as they iteratively hill climb on performance (which they define as "being able to pick itself up", more or less)
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 22:15 |
The Grey posted:He said he regrets mentioning the giant buried UAP now. it's easier to pretend to be ignorant when no one knows you have info
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:05 |
im an expert and ive analyzed the evidence and its clearly skytrash
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:52 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:oh poo poo now the dot site is dead for me entirely we need a total and complete shutdown of interpreting dot until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:12 |
elite spermjacker squad?? clearly mossad
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 21:39 |
Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane? they need to know about the mummies. tell them about the mummies, op
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 19:09 |
check it out, they have three fingers, and titanium eggs. goddamn! tell the world
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 19:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 19:11 |
meltdown may is here and its good
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 20:42 |
Shear Modulus posted:wait is this the same scaramucci that was trump's press secretary for like three days are you not entertained??
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:28 |
aint you the boys always time traveling in meh shed???
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:50 |
https://youtu.be/mygOFMH6-Ts this guy is such a goony bastard, goddamn still got a long shot bet that a lot of this is bullshit cooked up by puthoff and co to create a fake existence proof for their propulsion/etc exotic project funding
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 07:48 |
Hatebag posted:that would be funny if humans were created to make earth into a ufo gas station british empire meeting indigenous peoples, just to colonize them and setup a coaling station
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:05 |
Rickshaw posted:If this is the same guy I used to follow on youtube (sounds like him) then he's an electric universe crank and his interest in space weather is that he thinks it causes earthquakes been saying this
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:38 |
D-Pad posted:Weinstein sucks but uhhhh that is quite a coincidence bird thread, the sun stalks the sky during the day and haunts my dreams during the night good luck
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 02:08 |
also this
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 02:08 |
i wonder if he's refering to sue gough specifically https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/whistleblower-alleges-us-government-is-covering-up-alien-life-at-UFO-hearing-180982614/ quote:Yet, no hearing has revealed definitive evidence of life beyond Earth. Grusch said he hasn’t personally witnessed any UFOs, and he refused to publicly give specifics on some of the details of his claims, citing security concerns. Still, he said he would be more forthcoming behind closed doors.
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 01:27 |
Lpzie posted:I like to think somewhere out there, there's someone having a great time on a great planet. living a great life.
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 01:42 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 10:06 |
first world military junta
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:31 |