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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


going great

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today


Yesterday


Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

covidactnow.org

All the western states/alaska will be filled in soon.

wtf are these islands of green. are they just shooting anyone who drives in and burning the bodies

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


or are they just not reporting in which case lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



are the letters tied to national guard rifles?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


CaptainViolence posted:

in my state, they're counties with maybe a couple hundred people people and no major central civilization (just, like, a combo bar and gas station in the middle of nowhere), so they bounce from green to red wildly since one person catching it registers as 50/100k or whatever and then that slowly averages out with all the days where nobody catches it

as goes the bait shop, so too, the nation

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



because I don't get this joke already when I am about with my respirator

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



COVID IN MY SKIN

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


wait that's linkin park whoops

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


tangy yet delightful posted:

reminded me of this



hard truths from a soft man

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


anyone who believes lollapalooza was 90% vaccinated and had only 302 cases is the biggest loving rube on the face of the planet and it infuriates me how many locals believe it wholesale

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Zeriel posted:

Gonna be hilarious when he catches COVID again.

and can't get the VIP treatment made of baby souls or whatever

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


uber_stoat posted:

covid killed the Capitol Steps and for that deed i will forgive much.

wow my mother dragged me to one of theirs good loving riddance

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



how do you do fellow humans

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


is he putting those on or taking them away I can't tell

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


HiHo ChiRho posted:

I find it interesting that people are surprised when they have a reaction to taking an antiparasitic..

If you've had a pet, kissed a puppy, changed a litter box or a bird cage you have parasites. Lots of 'em.

The reason you take an antiparasitic more than one day and more than one round is because of die off. Those little boogers sensitive to your antiparasitic agent (in this case HCQ or ivermectin) are killed so their dead bodies and all the parasites inside of them are spilling out wherever they were targeted by the medicine. That's a BIG deal for the body to handle! Throw in some extra flu pathogens on top of the parasites and it's a wonder everybody doesn't feel at least icky if not like they have the flu--a normal herx/die-off reaction.

I smooch my pooch and I am not sorry

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


have you considered they're just a bunch of stupid assholes who don't want to do anything they haven't been tricked into thinking they decided for themselves

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


quote is not edit

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



burn the witch mister chairman

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



he should've known that, like the predator, it always comes WITH the heat

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Science loves me this I know

'cuz the biden tells me so

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Steve Yun posted:

in order to get more teens vaccinated, get a free comic with your shots:





sounds kinda dorky

lmfao this is the most patronizing poo poo

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


at least a lollipop with my shot would taste good

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



I want jesus to carry me in a giant baby cart with gun implants like lone wolf and cub

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


mistermojo posted:

that looks more like a skull to me

that is totally a smily face that forms in the middle of the larger grey section

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Fix posted:

It's got covid.

but the chicken's ok right

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Durf posted:

Biden at the hurricane briefing


Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



[COVID-19] Attn: Courtyard Guest

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lighting every candle in the parish and demanding people worship me as LORD OF THE ELEMENTS

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



after a decades-long debate on what constitutes "perfect timing" a bipartisan solution has been reached

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


tweet deleted lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Mr. Pizza posted:

your body is a temple/wonderland

your body is a roguelike

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


The Saucer Hovers posted:

say your prayers
eat your paste
dont you mind the taste
it was made for a maaaaare

I ain't eating no she-horse paste, let me know when they start selling a version for MEN

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


now, as they are decimated and fearful, my time to seize the crown of Boss Hog is nigh

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lmfao no

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


you're not even trying anymore

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Iron Crowned posted:

I believe it, they're basically dog people

it cites less than 1k people most of whom don't work remote capable professions

even then they almost all say partial return at most

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


"silent majority" is the "some argue" of journalism

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


fosborb posted:

lol they threw in a bunch of people who won't get paid wfh (retail) and also management to goose those numbers

what the hell, might as well read the deranged interviews used to pad out the article

your loving kid has covid and you're bitching about not being able to go into the office????

hmm, maybe the next paragraph will provide context

YOU ABSOLUTE poo poo HEAD MOTHER FUCKER

these people are not real. they are strawmen to supplement the article

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

harder is smarter dumbshits

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Shear Modulus posted:

lowtax has coronavirus?

be still my heart

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