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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Forseti posted:

Doctor of insubordination imo

yup and that's exactly the word they used in the disciplinary hearing

edit: I believe it was "unprofessional and insubordinate"

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It wasn't drama gassed
I don't know why it was gassed
maybe just like a respirator joke or something
normally giant threads just get locked when the new one gets made

if it's gassed then madjackal can still see it on his bookmarks

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Forseti posted:

At least you can probably bring it up in your yearly review like "How'd that pan out?"

Lol :( Lmao :smith:

I already kinda shoved their face in it a little....I'm an open atheist teaching at a private Catholic school, so quoting Matthew correctly at them probably got between their ribs

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone posted:

I already kinda shoved their face in it a little....I'm an open atheist teaching at a private Catholic school, so quoting Matthew correctly at them probably got between their ribs

much like the centurion's spear

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


lmaoooo

their ad guys have gotta be so mad

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

apatheticman posted:

New thread means new possibilities, what's going to happen next?!?

Oh right the child deaths and people screaming "how could we have known?!"

I'm tired of being Covid Cassandra but I'd also like to keep my kids alive, ya know?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Chad Sexington posted:

The old thread gave me anxiety.

The new thread will bring me peace and prosperity.

"posts that aged poorly"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Cup Runneth Over posted:

They're not that bad, yet

:golfclap:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Blaziken386 posted:

third shot, get!

questions asked: none

the only other person in the lobby was an old lady also getting her third shot, who said, and I quote, "I'll take as many as they'll give me", so she'd fit right in here lol

finding crack-pinged elderly in the wild is amazing

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

that clip of the Uruk-Hai pulling himself further onto Boromir's sword but it's me with Moderna 3 and the nurse is a bit frightened

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

is there any data aggregation site that shows ICU availability, broadly across regions or nationwide?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

SplitSoul posted:

Google translated, gonna leave it as-is.

HOW COULD THIS BE???????

my school opens in three weeks in the middle of Rochester NY

lol

also, if I could append this to the record: lmao

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

Whenever I think of these guys, I think about how they're uncle/nephew and apparently have a reputation for double teaming women together

whomst among us

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

sister-in-law popped positive for Delta, two weeks after Moderna #2 and she's feeling the breakthrough symptoms.

hold onto yr butts

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Gio posted:

i also choke when lying. i went in with real info and then marked “no” to immune compromised. they didnt give a gently caress.

probably just happy to see demand go up

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

here is how you know if you need to get tested: if you think you might need to get tested, then you definitely do

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Nocturtle posted:

IMO some of the neutralization studies of affinity matured antibodies suggest vaccine-induced sterilizing immunity might be possible. However some people in the previous thread got very salty when I made some posts to that effect and I am a factual idiot so who knows.

One thing I'm wondering is why are coronavirus antibodies so short lived? People are immune to measles forever but apparently we'll need a COVID booster shot every six eight months? Seems weird.

measles isn't a fair comparison because it's extremely easy for your immune system to kill.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Zisky posted:

Biden just announced the federal government will pay the salaries of school boards/teachers that have their pay docked for mandating masks.

lol seriously?

that's...one way to do it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

had my first patient requesting me i write a letter stating she doesn't have to get the covid vaccination because of her history of seizures.

messaged back that "There is currently no indication in the literature or your past medical history that would exempt you from receiving any of the covid vaccinations."

also she asked me to fax it to her place of work. She works at a nursing home

lol

lmao

get jabbed bitch

oh my god

my hideous disaster of an ex-wife is a nurse and even she has her head screwed on right about this

the gently caress is wrong with people

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Moderna #3 achieved

I can feel myself growing larger inside my skin

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm over here whacking my injection site to increase the adjuvant efficacy

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"spank my injection site"

porn title?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

hahaha rip Wicker, you know he ain't dosed

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

empty whippet box posted:

he is an evil man and he is guaranteed to suffer no serious effects of any kind as a result.

I think Delta is stronger than Karma

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mastershakeman posted:

My immune compromised (on humira) 77 year old stepmother in law and 70 year old father in law flew to Florida a few weeks ago. I gave the 77 year old a n95 , the 70 year old refused since he's vaccinated

They then just didn't leave the kids house they were visiting since they got scared


Also isn't regeneron the poo poo that Works and is super expensive and saved trump?

it's a fuckin big dose of steroids, yes I think it probably works.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

hahaha they're doing triage in Dallas

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mod sassinator posted:

nah regeneron is a big dose of antibodies for covid like your body might make. but a lot of the variants are already starting to evade it, and it has to be given very early in the infection to matter. and apparently people who are vaccinated don't even need it

steroids are for when you're further along in the infection and your immune system is starting to freak out. they pump you full of that to try to stop your lungs from filling with juice too soon

yeah I realized that quickly after posting but I shan't take it back

not on the day of my third Moderna

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ94TcRqdq8

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

gently caress my arm hurts

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol buddy it's more like thousands of americans are dying from substandard care every day in hospitals because they are overflowed and understaffed. I'm looking at my er trackboard right now and 10 patients are languishing waiting for someone to die so they can get a room.

somebody post that drat "deaths per week" graph that shows the last several years

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

wait it's almost like this was completely predictable

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mod sassinator posted:

ruh roh some third shot booster havers in Israel are starting to pop positive

https://www.timesofisrael.com/tv-14-israelis-who-got-3rd-shot-later-infected-with-covid-19/

okay I'm going back for #4 in two weeks

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

sister-in-law Delta positive

mother-in-law presumed positive based on symptoms

two <12yo nephews positive

one infant nephew presumed positive

this house is now in lockdown even though we had not seen any of them for about 3 weeks, thank god

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Honestly that guy should get on the plane with his wife and kid and forget about America.

yeah that's what I kept thinking. the gently caress is he still here for

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Hexigrammus posted:

Ahh, sheep. 200 lbs of stupidity looking for a painful way to die. Reminds me of something.

At least they're smart enough to listen to a border collie.

And no, I'm not thinking about that chud "I'm the sheepdog" meme. A border collie that stresses the flock is going find himself detached from his nutsack and retired someplace he can't gently caress up any longer. Killing a sheep likely means summary execution. But you go with that meme, dudes.

where's that clip of the sheep getting rescued from the crack and then happily bouncing right back into it

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Stereotype posted:

I'm a physicist and i hate nate silver so loving much

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Plank Walker posted:

literally the only battle i remember from lord of the rings is the one where the more ready and better equipped army is winning bigly then gets beat by a last minute reversal

yeah Delta is way more like Helm's Deep: there's just way too goddamn many of them. Gandalf the White Cell comes to save the day

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Thoguh posted:

There are systemic issues and we should address them but it's August and the vaccines have been available at every pharmacy in the country for months. Every adult that isn't vaxxed has made a decision not to get jabbed.

they should've paid every adult $1000 if they got the shot.

95+%, guaranteed

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Durf posted:

I dunno where my degree is or what it says. Also have frequent anxiety dreams about forgetting a single class that I needed for my degree.

No job has ever explicitly asked for proof of it. I work for the gov’t so I assume someone checked? gently caress paper man where’s my digital degree.

lol my doctorate has Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature on it, I really need to get that poo poo framed someday

turned out to be the most valuable thing about the degree!

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

apatheticman posted:

I read Nate Silver's twitter and I now understand bullying.

I know right?

I was that dude when I was 16, and i know he needs a swirlie

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