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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I couldn't pretend to know the mechanisms involved but gold atoms don't have to chemically react in order to occupy receptors or binding sites. They can be inert and still trigger a response.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

OPAONI posted:

Bullshit that they 'can't afford' to buy the land. They just don't want to. If they have a successful business, the land is an operating expense.

I get a hint that Mr. Fair Market Rate who bought the property "almost" sight unseen might be gouging them a little, but c'est la vie

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for not letting my son on his console on school days?


Might be doing the insane goon projection thing here, but "He's been getting good grades but I won't reward him or ease up because that might distract him from getting good grades" is really damaging in the long run. I guess it depends on how old the son is, but still.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dr. Stab posted:

It's okay, Mom decided that the kid was too poorly behaved to receive medical care.

Sometimes kids will get embarrassed in these situations, or feel like there's some kind of negative consequence waiting if they fail the test. I don't remember it, but my parents tell me when I got my sight tested at age 6 (at the suggestion of my teacher!), I told the optometrist that I definitely could read the chart perfectly and that I just wasn't going to tell him what it said. My incredible deception failed, probably because I was of course squinting like I was staring at the sun the whole time.

OP on the other hand would have been like "Well he said he could read it, what do you want from me"

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Mar 17, 2022

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Picturing OP sitting completely silent and impassive at the Laugh Factory, occasionally nodding once to acknowledge a particularly good punchline

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I'm not boomerbrained enough to even understand what OP is complaining about.

It's the estranged parent narrative in its distilled form. "They completely overreacted to a silly disagreement over nothing where I was of course being totally reasonable!"

Even before I got to the complaint about having been "disrespected" in the past I was expecting it.

Note that at the very end OP actually admits to being "upset about the TV" even though they presented a sequence of events where they were mostly bewildered and definitely not mad at all, please don't put it in the family therapy notes that I got mad

e: oh this was a few pages ago. cool, laugh at me it's ok

e2: it's disjointed as gently caress because she (consciously or unconsciously) has omitted all her escalations and also the 77 prior times she blew her top in front of the grandkids

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Apr 3, 2022

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Reminder that Serephina believes that, instead of AITA having an insular core of posters all imitating each other's general narrative structure, it's more reasonable to think that all posts with a certain phrase in it are written by the same single person.

I know this sounds bad but hear me out: no, actually, that's it

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Boba Pearl posted:

well they're right, it's me I write those, I do it to gaslight Serephina.

e: I also write for MLIA, but that's just cuz I'm a huge harry potter fan.

Fast forward to right now, boy is my face red! Apart from this one little thing my face is perfect though so please do not suggest we break up, it's not happening

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Look if you know a way for your mom to kiss your booboos all better without even showing them to her I'm all ears!!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Beachcomber posted:

Apparently he's had this condition since he was a baby, and he hates it.

So maybe he either doesn't want his GF to see him like that, or he's just used to mommy and doesn't want a change.

Not defending him, but there's definitely something fundamentally off.

My junior psychonaut hot take was that even though it's a congenital chronic condition of some kind, he was keeping GF compartmentalized away from it, consciously or not. When she showed up at the hospital it was embarrassing and "wrong" and now she's associated with the condition he hates. Even though she seems like she was totally loving and ok with it, he can't handle it.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Oh Beachcomber was right, then, he just didn't want her to see him brought low and was scared of what she'd (secretly) think. Junior psychonaut license: revoked

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Charity Porno posted:

I think selling 2 year expired products deserves a cash refund on principle

It is much more likely that OP saw some expired and/or barely used products in her pantry, bought replacements, and tried to bring the old ones "back" for a refund than that a chain supermarket had inventory on shelves well past its best-by date.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

trickybiscuits posted:

WARNING: ESTRANGED PARENT poo poo THAT MELTED MY BRAIN

Wow, there's miles of blank tape between "In the middle of a severe depressive episode, I perceived my daughter acting out of obligation and resentment" and "After that everything changed." After WHAT

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:

That's one of the most characteristic features of Estranged Parent posts - the famous Missing Missing Reasons. Gaps you could drive a semi-truck through.

My favorite EP trope is the way the stories always veer between being hyper-detailed and incredibly vague (as the underlying facts of story make the author look more or less favorable) and it always ends up making you feel like you've suffered a stroke while reading it.

I'm familiar with missing missing reasons, I just don't think I've ever seen one that (if we take OP at her word, which we probably shouldn't) irrevocably annihilated a close, loving relationship all at once. It's usually a long term pattern of minimization and not a single nuclear event

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

rotinaj posted:

Everything is doing some really heavy lifting here

What did you set up, op, because it does not sound like you set up everything

Finding the listing (through family), arranging the lease, and establishing utilities service in her name. That's got to take a few hours of attention every year and obviously entitles you to drastically better living conditions

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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DreamingofRoses posted:

I’m sorry, he said no and she picked her kids up from camp. How does that make her the rear end in a top hat?

First, she decides that after a mobility-impairing treatment is the time for it to be his turn to do the thing she usually does. Then when he replies, "Please don't make me do this today," she notably does not say, "Ok, I will handle it, you can rest." Then, presumably, he worries that that means his kids aren't going to be picked up at all (why, if the wife is dependable?), and he drives out there, only to find it's a trick to punish him for "indecisiveness." Taken together it comes across as malicious.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Don't you just hate it when you get a new phone and all the letters are shuffled around and something smells like burning and you can't move your left side?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:

Parent who disappeared for more than 20 years suddenly materializes! I wonder if there's a catch or perhaps an ulterior motive?

AITA: For not wanting to pay for my sister’s medical bills?

Mom can deduct that $45k from the 16 years (plus interest) of unpaid child support she still owes.

kimbo305 posted:

Not calling it fake, but seems weird that OP didn't check with their dad about how he thought of the whole situation, given how solid family support seems to be.
Was there any comment on that?

If you won't call it fake, I will; the writer got mixed up at the big reveal whether they were talking in person or over text.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

kimbo305 posted:

I thought "gave me time to think about it" meant the OP went home and then texted back promptly.

Reading again it's not as clear-cut as I first thought, but I wouldn't ever say that someone I was talking with in person replied with several sentences "in a quick response"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The joke's not important. It's not important what the sexual thing my grandpa said to my sister was. He's 96 it was a different time. He's senile or whatever it's not a big deal. Pretty tame sexual comment about his granddaughter actually. Now hug him he'll be sad if you don't, you'll ruin Christmas

:smith:

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
(shoop shoop shoop shoop) If you catch your man
(shoop shoop shoop shoop) with a nasty wet hand
it's just his piss.
(That's all it is!)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Obnoxipus posted:

Nah, it's just better fresh out of that big Home Depot bucket.

lol at a POUND (so like, 8 heads?) of garlic in a 5 gallon bucket

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Buzzman posted:

How do I (33M) help my beloved girlfriend (36F) feel safe around me again? I told her that I got turned on by her while she was scared and crying.

Oh what’s that? My girlfriend is crying and fearing for her life? Time for a wank.
What did this moron think her reaction was going to be exactly?

Porn brain kicked in, which makes me upset to consider the kind of porn he watches

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

The_Franz posted:

"Your crazy friend keeps hitting on me and making me very uncomfortable."
"Oh, it's fine, you're just imagining things."



"I'm not hitting on him, it's just that we're so close! He's like a brother to me! Also he's a loving liar who's always hated me and just wants to ruin my life, don't listen to him."

And it keeps getting worse from there!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

TyrsHTML posted:

I read both of those and all i have to say is: what?

Single mom who presumably escaped abuse has heavily internalized the idea that only she keeps her daughter safe. Meets a guy who seems normal and immediately starts pulling herself in two directions: no way will you ever meet my daughter, meet my daughter, I wish someone would give me a break, how dare you offer to take my daughter somewhere away from me you bastard

Therapy for the mom and kid. And probably for mister "I did not yell. But if someone swears at you, you gotta swear back"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Pages late, but I don't think anyone else posted this read of the "single mother trapped in Maine with horrible in-laws" story: the husband is deliberately dragging his feet on cleaning their house so that she and the family will grow closer, hence all his "They're helping! They're trying! I want them in our lives!" flailing. It's a brilliant plan, except that his wife is alone behind enemy lines and the mother- and sister-in-law are trying to steal the baby

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Yes yes I hurt him badly, can we please focus on how I'm the hurt one now, that's the important thing"

I can't believe he would be so cruel as to tell me that my actions killed his interest in continuing the relationship. But I'm willing to forgive and forget

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Seven year relationship was in the Rob Blows Up His Whole Life For Misogyny story posted on the same page as I'm Not Your Boyfriend (Wait, Why Aren't You My Girlfriend?)

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