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OMD should've ended with May dead from something else all the same like a proper deal with the devil story should work. Just terrible.
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Thumbtacks posted:
Now that's a child with bad vibes, and the mother still tried.
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hey fun fact, OP edited this post once it started gaining traction to make himself not look like an absolute tool. A mod posted it calling him out and he’s quickly deleting his comments and backtracking.
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The Bramble posted:Hey thread, I hate you, so read this Switch positions? Doesn't seem that hard to work out.
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Nov 5, 2021 15:33
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Evil Willow posted:WIBTA for using my legal name? I hope his speech at the reception includes "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
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Slimy Hog posted:Did this person physically restrain a stranger? I thought just blocked her from his vision, but it's reddit so who knows
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Nov 7, 2021 01:31
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Can I wear my sex boots with my dom jeans?
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Nov 19, 2021 16:22
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Boom, 90% laid before 22. Nah, nothing wrong, get over that bullshit.
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Nov 20, 2021 19:50
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carry on then posted:Most women would disagree, which brings us neatly back to the original posted story, where the OP is NTA due to her very real and valid concerns. You can have whatever reason you want not have a relationship with someone, she's very much NTA, doesn't mean there's necessarily something wrong with the kid for being a virgin is all in saying.
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Nov 20, 2021 19:56
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Piell posted:AITA for being angry that my Coffee was swapped with Decaf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVDUBu2g
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Nov 21, 2021 17:22
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Piell posted:AITA? I got fired from the MOH role and my husband got fired from the best man role This woman is doubling-down hard in the comments that regardless of anyone's feelings strippers are something men want at bachelor parties and therefore they were right in springing them on them. Oh no one actually talked to the groom about it beforehand, she just assumed his harpy bride is just jealous and insecure and pushed forward full steam.
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Nov 27, 2021 17:22
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thunderspanks posted:AITA for flipping out on my parents over yellow mustard and sour cream? I mean, it's pretty low stakes but it's still lovely of the family and sounds like they wasted a ton of food trying to force this individual to like mustard of all things.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:24
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It's not immediate divorce, but if he doesn't listen to her and get some help to move past this that's where it would lead.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:29
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The whole thing is stupid because who in TYOOL 2021 gives a poo poo about being a patriarch of a family Maybe it's like that one post where the guy watched too much Succession and thought taking over his father's modest business was the most important thing in the world and became obsessed with the idea.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:33
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the holy poopacy posted:How do I (29F) tell my partner (31m) that he is not as handy as he thinks he is? Like I'm not perfect, but all this kind of male bullshit just seems so tiring to take part in. I know very clearly where my limitations on this stuff are and am more than happy to pay a professional to do things right.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:16
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Foo Diddley posted:my favorite part of delivering pizzas was ppl trying to pay with hundreds. like, what part of "driver only has $20" did you miss? and they'd always, always get totally pissed when i said, "well do you want me to come back with the pizza or come back with your change. 'cuz the option where i leave the pizza *and* your money here is not on the table" I once hosed up and only had a hundred for a pizza guy. Gave him a pretty good tip for running back and getting change because I felt like an rear end.
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Dec 10, 2021 18:19
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Sorry about your name Alan Gaper.
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Dec 12, 2021 19:49
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Years ago I was at the beach with my then-girlfriend (now ex-wife), her best friend Sara, and Sara's new boyfriend Todd. We didn't realize until we were already in the water that the current was particularly strong and eventually Sara went down hard and got caught in the undertow. This tiny 4'11" woman just disappeared under the water so I reached down, grabbed her as hard as I could, and started pulling backwards while my ex tried to help. During this Sara lost her top but neither of us even noticed, she was coughing and had obviously swallowed water, we just wanted to drag her further from the surf. Well Todd saw she was topless and lost his loving mind, awkwardly trying to push me while screaming but his feet kept getting stuck in the sand as the water was going in and out. Meanwhile Sara is literally vomiting water and now people are starting to crowd around as Todd keeps repeating "I KNEW YOU WANTED TO gently caress HER" even though I just met the guy for the first time an hour ago. He finally ended up getting arrested for punching the lifeguard in the side of the head when the guy tried to put a towel around Sara's shoulders. I honestly can't remember what happened to him after that. So you're saying he got instantly angry?
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Dec 14, 2021 16:47
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for being angry that my Boyfriend got my name tattooed on him? I would love to know how many name tattoos have led to breakups. It's kind of funny to me how often it comes up.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:AITA For telling my son that he is the reason me and his mother are getting divorced? https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840?s=20
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Dec 15, 2021 22:51
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Look for jobs in Ireland.
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Dec 17, 2021 23:02
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:The girl who sent nudes in that story isn't the rear end in a top hat. It's easy for us old web 1.0 farts to say "just don't send nudes lol" but it's a normal thing now whether we agree with it or not. Yea, what an rear end in a top hat for trusting your brother that you had every reason to trust previous to this.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:39
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trickybiscuits posted:There's infections (I had one too. Don't get your ears pierced at a mall kiosk), allergies to certain metals, and also little kids tend to tug at their ears when they have an ear infection, which they tend to get a lot of, and this can rip their earlobe. I won't lie, I skimmed the piercing stuff at first and just saw them talking about piercing their double Ds and that confused me based on where the conversation started.
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Dec 31, 2021 08:15
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Walking down the aisle to stone cold's music As long as you walk down it the same way he would. And give the priest maybe a Stunner, have your boys throw you some beers, and walk out.
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Jan 7, 2022 23:27
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Runcible Cat posted:But ASTRONAUTS all need to be able to DO MATH so she could NEVER BE ONE! Not to mention the Neil Armstrong replica dildo.
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Jan 8, 2022 16:03
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to clean the bed and causing my husband to sleep on the floor? Sounds like SIL can take her brother for a little while and see how she feels then.
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Jan 9, 2022 03:09
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Merry Christmas! Your gift is here inside this Lament Configuration.
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Security through obscurity never works.
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Jan 10, 2022 06:54
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for being upset that my fiancé spent all of the money for my wedding dress and our future house? Struggling with a gambling addiction but went to Vegas for the bachelor party. I don't think there was much struggle there.
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Jan 10, 2022 23:58
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Variable 5 posted:You fool. You absolute buffoon. Right, Goofy performs it.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:32
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:MY (27f) husband (27m) of 6 months are on our first cruise. I thought we'd do activities and excursions but to him it's been a literal food orgy. Is this gluttony just normal cruise behavior or do I need to address this? I hope she just like talked to him, it seems like such an obvious answer. Different expectations can be jarring but unless she married a dipshit just talking should get them aligned. It is reddit though so she might have married a dipshit in which case only wasting 6 months before learning that is probably a good thing.
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Jan 17, 2022 16:02
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Breakfast mom is doing nothing wrong.
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Jan 19, 2022 19:52
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Tsaedje posted:Getting up at 5am on a weekend in order to have more time to do self imposed chores, and one of those is making breakfast for people who aren't up so it can be passive aggressively left cold for them because they're not up as early as she thinks they should be. She could easily just not make breakfast for them. Again, her and her husband eat too.
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Jan 19, 2022 21:02
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Mx. posted:AITA for not helping out the lady who hit my car? The woman is Marty McFly from the original timeline edit: Actually 2nd timeline I think
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Jan 22, 2022 01:43
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Mx. posted:AITA for removing my sister from the bridal party because she won't wear the bridesmaids dress? I mean, you shouldn't plan your wedding around the cult your sister is in.
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Soylent Pudding posted:
That quote “If you run into an rear end in a top hat in the morning, you ran into an rear end in a top hat. If you run into assholes all day, you're the rear end in a top hat.” feels appropriate here.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not letting my gf use maple syrup to sous vide pork chops? Holy crap the update on this, that escalated from the GF just being dumb really fast.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This actually happened years ago with my mother-in-law. We were still living on Long Island and there was a great pizza place nearby that we went to often enough that we knew everyone's name, we wouldn't be charged for drinks, they'd include extra stuff with a delivery, etc. One day we decided to go there for dinner with my spouse's mother, stepfather, older brother and his partner, and younger brother. Everything was great. They even brought out a couple plates of focaccia for the table and complimentary tiramisu for dessert. And then the bill came, which my mother-in-law decided to take so she could pay for everyone. There was a $1.00 service fee included that she noticed, and the server couldn't explain what it was when asked. She then berated the guy, asking how he couldn't know where this extra charge came from, and if this is the sort of thing they do to customers all the time. The manager came over and tried to explain that it was a mistake and he'll gladly take the dollar off the bill. She told him that it shouldn't have happened in the first place. He came back with the revised check, apologized again, and told her to have a nice night. She replied "Too late" and we never went back to that pizza place again until we moved away. I hope you also never went anywhere with your mother-in-law again either.
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Cythereal posted:That wasn't even the brony one I meant to link. I lost track of most of the goon discords when GDN died
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hawowanlawow posted:I watched a movie with my girlfriend and she got offended by something in it But let's just say it's on my List from my friend named Schindler
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Invisible Clergy posted:I've seen people list the age and sex of companies, feti, pets, and statues, but Willem Dafoe (66m) broke me. Yea, that detail is kind of great
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