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limp_cheese posted:God drat. This woman is throwing up so many red flags I'm surprised she isn't being haunted by the ghost of Joe McCarthy. This may be my new favorite disaster of a relationship
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 00:02 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:55 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i wonder if this guy's ever gonna clue in Don't you understand ? , there are plenty of fish in the sea and my bait is irresistible !
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 23:10 |
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cumshitter posted:$2,000 for anal is a perfectly normal budget.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 21:18 |
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Brawnfire posted:Dinner course choices: Fish, Beef, Veggie I demand a Vegan Handjob or I won't attend !
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 21:23 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:"Just let us publicly humiliate you, god!" I was hoping she'd go up and get the award, then turn into "Carrie" and clairvoyantly kill them all.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 23:29 |
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"money is made to be spent" Tell me you'll never retire without saying it
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 21:06 |
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haveblue posted:Also maybe if you sit your wife down and give her a full financial picture instead of going all "don't you worry your pretty little head" she won't freak out just because the numbers are large I think the chances are good that this guy's business isn't as successful as he says and he's hiding it from his wife.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 23:05 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for breaking my promise to my husband and letting others meet our newborn before him? "medical chronic condition" Is Gaslighting Chronic rear end in a top hat a medical condition ?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2021 22:42 |
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"I talked with her about me mixing lube with Sichuan pepper and trying whether the vibrating and electrical tingling sensation of that spice also works on my genitals" This guy has a screw loose, these products already exist Mr business genius
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:22 |
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"AITA for giving my MIL a fake copy of my house key and "exposing" her on Christmas dinner?" Buried in the comments is this Gem: My mother in law kidnapped my baby For your reading pleasure https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/pzxl8m/my_mother_in_law_kidnapped_my_baby/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 03:52 |
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Seems to my simple mind that if you have to regain your sanity by taking a job with long hours and constant travel to get away from your idiot husband and his Autistic niece you may as well go all the way and divorce.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 23:50 |
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AITA for kicking my husband out of my children's father's funeral because of what he told the kids? Some very good remarks in the comments. The kids don't want to be around stepfather and Mom has been letting this crap go on for far too long so they don't much like her either.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 02:26 |
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"Still thinking of the 19 year old stepdad trying to ground the 21 year old.." Please don't leave us hanging on this one !
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 23:28 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Counterpoint that 100% makes me an rear end in a top hat: these people are not her therapist. In a retail environment her coworkers have been saints to do what they've done. She should not be dumping this on people who are also likely barely keeping it together. That's what therapy is for. I'm a rear end also. We have to take into account that the coworkers were subjected to years of bad news about the now-deceased husband and were now hoping for an end to it instead of becoming grief counselors for the next months or years.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 02:04 |
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Foo Diddley posted:the signal is that you leave a puddle of grease on the chair like it's a pepperoni that curled up in the oven Another clue is when your bedroom starts to stink of body oder and hormones, it's quite aromatic to say the least.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 07:02 |
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"My brother refused but my father just drove to his college and handed him the baby and drove off" Mighty Christian of him
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 02:40 |
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"WIBTA for telling restaurants that I'm allergic to something that I don't like?" Please stay home and eatcold baked beans out of a can you PITA.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 22:48 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:She could have obviated this whole mess by saying three magic words before they ever went to IKEA: "what's your budget?" But remember, Mr Bachelor pad only needs a bed, a TV, and a ratty sofa. Poor woman ought to buy him a flesh light and kick him to the curb.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 01:24 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:Woah there, I'm not paying for such decadent excess as a *checks list* soap dispenser! Look, soap on a rope is good enough for anyone. And don't get me started on such extravagances as "Shampoo" and "Conditioner"
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 01:34 |
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value-brand cereal posted:ESH. People who had Wire Mothers should never date people who had Cloth Mothers. It just never works out. Very subtle reference, I like it. Well done.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 13:01 |
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"I used to have to move around every year/two years or so for a bit, owning actual furniture instead of fiberboard crap I could abandon on trash day" Last time I had to move across the state I either gave away or threw out drat near everything I had rather than pay to move old furniture. I bought all new furniture for the 1st time in 20 years and spent more for the good stuff now that I'm older.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 20:24 |
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Foo Diddley posted:killing spiders, you forgot that one. or maybe it's under "anything thats icky" idk My mother was fearless when it came to dealing with the "Ick", that woman would stick her bare hands into anything disgusting without hesitation. I guess having three kids toughens you up.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 00:28 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to do a gender reveal cake for someone Congratulations, it's a cheater!!!!
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 01:49 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:Definitely report this to HR, so they can be made aware of how insane you are, bucko This reads a lot like that stemlord who got fired from google for publishing his anti-woman manifesto on an internal chat board. I wonder how his lawsuit went ?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 00:43 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:What are these opportunities The opportunity to have no social life, and raise kids that aren't hers while Mom drinks beer with her dart buddies
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 01:45 |
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deety posted:Guys like this never seem to realize that if they aren't pitching in on chores or child care, then there isn't much reason to put up with their lovely behavior, especially for someone like OP who has another place to go. Very telling he waited until she was pregnant to let his real self shine.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 07:27 |
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The thread on Reddit is very cheering, for all the grimness of the topic. Absolutely unanimous, pulling no punches, no equivocation, no 'therapy, marital counseling, love language workbooks'. And so very, very many personal stories of abuse escalating massively at pregnancy, backing up the stats of pregnant women being killed by male partners (with sources duly cited). [/quote] Yes, it's so horrifying the advice is to abort and go into hiding. I don''t kneejerk recommending abortion but this rear end in a top hat makes me afraid for the mother divorced or not.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 07:56 |
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Captain Fargle posted:That's a very US/Canada sort of thing. White or pale yellow cheddar is the norm here in the UK and Ireland and the orange colour is usually only found in a variety known as Red Leicester or the cheap American plastic pretending to be cheese. Do you guys have Velveeta over there ? I like to bask in its radioactive orange glow.......
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 10:59 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for hiding behind the couch so my sister wouldn't hand her screaming baby to me? She needs to stand up for herself and not get involved in childcare or we know what happens next.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 01:14 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Sometimes I wonder if estranged parents forums are just full of trolls trying to make up situations as ridiculous as possible to see what they can get other posters to agree with. On the other hand this guy is Christian and apparently very dumb I feel like I need a translation or maybe he's just speaking in tounges
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 22:20 |
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AITA for taking my ugly van to my boyfriend's work function instead of my sports car? I like this woman and would road trip with her. Dump stick in the Mud boyfreind.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 22:22 |
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toiletbrush posted:then she can get rid of the 'no tools stored in this van overnight' sign I had a good giggle over that, well done !
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 22:53 |
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Tsietisin posted:37 - 21 - another 9 months = oh dear God Notice the OP is already on baby #2 at 21, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 01:30 |
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limp_cheese posted:Boyfriend wanted to go to the work event with a high end escort, not a girlfriend, so it only seems fair he pays high end escort prices. I suspect that would cost way more than the $2K he spent but a good point never the less.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 21:17 |
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"How do I warn a hothead personal trainer I’m on the verge of firing him?" I'm betting some combination of meathead and steroid abuse.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 22:38 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for disrespecting my inlaws and leaving dinner table after my husband's dad insulted me? "this is just how my father in law is, honest and straightforward" You mean A$$hole honey
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 00:58 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA Free babysitter; one rule What is it with having babies and then just handing them off to other people to raise, do these morons think they are English Nobility ?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 20:35 |
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limp_cheese posted:"We don't have money for childcare!" I scream while handing off my baby so I can go on another vacation without them. Growing up in a family of three kids there were no vacations until my youngest sibling was trusted with not wandering off. Day trips and amusement parks were OK, but no travel.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 20:56 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for demanding my husband to pay back the $6,000 dollars he spent on Golf Clubs? " he got upset and accused me of holding his employment over his head when he couldn't help it." Meanwhile, in the real world, everyone is hiring.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 21:03 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:55 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:AITA if I told my twin that she could live like me for once? Me losing my mind that the golden child is 29 and Mom & Grandma are still expecting that "Big Break". That ship sailed a long time ago.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 21:51 |