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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

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Victis posted:

If you love The Daily Show in 2021 you'll love Don't Look Up
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Jan 7, 2005

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lol the letterboxd cast page for never been kissed

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Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Redmayne's disjointed and weirdly flamboyant performance occupies permanent space in my head. He sounded like an elderly woman pretending to be demure and posh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKkjvzxu7yU

a slight touch of jeremy irons in dungeons & dragons energy right here

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Jan 7, 2005

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guess who's not coming to dinner

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Arc Hammer posted:

What version of Dawn of the Dead do people prefer? The Romero cut or the Argento cut with the Goblin music? I want to pick up the movie since I only watched it once years ago but I don't know which is the preferred version.

US Theatrical.

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Jan 7, 2005

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brawl in cell block 99 hit me right in the part of my brain that loves exaggerated exploitation trash. the movie opens with yokel vince vaughn beating the poo poo out of a car with his bare hands like the bonus stage in street fighter, it’s dumb as hell

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no mention of cronenberg originally being hired to direct total recall? hell, all the mutant stuff is holdover from his drafts of the script. dude invented kuato ffs.

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Jan 7, 2005

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wait this isn't a random name and story generator and these are real? lol

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it's shot like that because it was hoopers thing at the time. i remember thinking when it came out that the show would be a lot better if it wasnt shot like paul greengrass doing battlefield earth

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Jan 7, 2005

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pssh bruce willis is just modeling his twilight career on the true king of getting paid to sit in a chair in a fake movie, steven seagal

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Jan 7, 2005

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del toro's stuff always feels like a garish stylized artifice containing no depth, like baz lurhman or something. haven't really liked anything of his except i sort of enjoyed pan's labyrinth i guess

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Jan 7, 2005

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before the ring, introducing lord of the rings: the rings

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Jan 7, 2005

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new bel air discourse is way weirder than new lotr discourse

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saw a negative review of bel air from a major outlet. the first comment said the show was great and the reviewer probably prefers minstrel shows to serious black drama. the second comment said the reviewer should be fired for their anti-white rhetoric. very normal country we got here

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Jan 7, 2005

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from the director of wandavision and the writers of that, avatar 2, and captain marvel.

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cucked by chris kattan, fuckin hell

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

if something wins the Palme d'Or that means it either whips rear end or it's something you'll still remember years from now.

then again, fahrenheit 9/11

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Jan 7, 2005

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scanners has the misfortune of starring the most lifeless lead actor in existence. put literally anyone else in that role and it's enjoyability gets a huge bump

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Jan 7, 2005

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gotta maintain copyright in the distant future where money is no longer necessary

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gonna pay tribute to a real g and watch william hurt turn into an electrified humanoid tumor / monkeyman in altered states

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Jan 7, 2005

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beard guy in hat is just a channel awesome douche that's already been doing this poo poo for like a decade

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Mr. Meagles posted:

Smith is now out of control and delivering Ric Flair chops to everyone in the audience its total pandemonium

god i wish

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Jan 7, 2005

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theater kids. smdh

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as of three years ago, willis' net worth was a quarter of a billion dollars. can't imagine he's hurting for cash

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i really wish that prick wasn't in br2049

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i hope they pile them all onto the not-enterprise in the first episode of season 3 and the warp core has a meltdown and explodes. no tricks. no traveling back to undo the disaster. no q hijinks. they're all just dead.

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PostNouveau posted:

In the new Picard, Dr. Nerd gets taken over by the Borg Queen. The team needs a distraction at a party they're at, so she turns off all the lights and starts belting out "Shadows of the Night" by Pat Benetar.

Sound on for this one

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PleasingDirectGrasshopper-mobile.mp4

My question is: Did Jurati know this song? Did the Borg Queen know this song? Is the Borg Queen controlling the spotlight? Did the Borg Queen tell the live band what to play?

Also Picard gets hit by a car and they take him to a doctor who resuscitates him. Apparently he's one of them Blade Runner replicant type of androids, not a Data type of android.

Next week, they're going into his mind to get him out of a coma, because they've determined there's nothing physically wrong with him so he must be trapped in a dream!

mike and rich should just livestream themselves watching this show

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they already did a prisoner remake on amc like 12(?) years ago and yeah it sucked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNzWOAFhroQ
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???

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i could see danny devito as a more chaotic columbo

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i see a few blue checkmarks yelling at each other about picard so it must've been extra poo poo tonight

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Arc Hammer posted:

Hell yeah I love Masks!



*eyes wide shut music*

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Driftingmouse posted:

Patreon Update:

Hello Friends. This is Mike. Wait. No, this is Rich Evans. I have been editing a very epic BOTW episode over the past week. It's finally done and hopefully should be posted soon. I have not had a chance to watch episodes 6,7, or 8 of Picard and have been avoiding spoilers. Now, that this edit is done I will probably watch those and begin work on the next Picard video. That or smash my fingers in a car door over and over again. One or the other. Stay tuned!

lol binging those episodes in one sitting will prob kill him

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im surprised they hadn’t already seen stone cold, that was an early 90’s cinemax staple.

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this jack guys parents are meg ryan and dennis quaid. wild.

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northman was ok

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he's also forums user tygerbug, lol

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PostNouveau posted:

Picard and Romulan lady spend the whole time wandering through the basement of the vineyard house. Picard remembers his untreated schizophrenic mother hanging herself and he found the body. He feels bad because he let her out of the room her dad locked her in. It was like 2300s and they had untreated schizophrenia.

what in the world

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