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48 | 42.48% |
| Labor Minority |
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| Liberal Majority |
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| Liberal Minority |
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12 | 10.62% |
| UAP Majoirty |
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21 | 18.58% |
| Total: | 113 votes | ||
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Animal Friend posted:In 2015 Pope Francis said if you curse his mother you can expect a punch. Jesus would turn the other cheek. Says a lot about religious leaders I suppose.
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Mar 31, 2022 06:09
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ShoeFly posted:I think that means you’re allowed to vote twice I will stitch my ballots together and have the largest electoral penis ever.
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Mar 31, 2022 08:51
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I wouldn't put it past the Libs to be trying to make Morrison look bad so that they can just blame him when they lose the election and keep all their same old policies of making themselves richer.
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Apr 2, 2022 06:31
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The Peccadillo posted:How does our residendt sex party guy Konomex feel about the dissolution into the ACT Cycylists to form the Logic Party? Genuine question You have confused me with someone else sir, I vote Greens first, Labor second, and then the hellscape of WA right wing independents in descending order of how best I can spell the word penis
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Apr 3, 2022 04:59
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Herman Cain award incoming? We shall see.
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Apr 4, 2022 03:33
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Anidav posted:Imagine walking into the prayer room to conduct legitimate prayer only to find a orgy of staffers coated in sweat. Imagine somehow winding up in Parliament house and being a person who wants to legitimately pray
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Apr 4, 2022 07:09
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If you are an avowed Satanist, isn't loving in the Prayer room technically the proper use of the room? I'm really enjoying people listing off all the other people who have called Morrison a liar, it really is an impressively long list. He's not only a liar, he's a bad liar. At least be good at it.
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Apr 4, 2022 13:07
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Senor Tron posted:Where's this quoted from? Anidav's fever dreams Mola Yam posted:2016 census said there were 340 trans people. 2021 census data is out in a couple of months. Wow. I have met a significant number of Australia's trans community, who apparently mostly reside in Perth. Weird.
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Apr 6, 2022 06:33
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Mola Yam posted:With trans stuff, a lot of cis people hyperfocus on the pink bits as the gold standard of what gender a person is. And so if someone says they're trans, that cis person might assume they've had the relevant surgery. All of this crap goes away if you just hit back with 'cis men can't carry babies'. Then you just stare at them.
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Apr 6, 2022 10:18
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BrigadierSensible posted:
Part of me hopes this backfires and makes more people vote Labor.
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Apr 7, 2022 02:59
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The easiest way is to turn the tables and ask them to define what a "man" is. I've seen this done a few times, and it's very effective and I'll probably not do it justice here. I've gone this route before, and whilst it makes me feel crazy woke, it usually ends in the person faking a heart attack or having an actual brain seizure as their F's in Grade 8 Science come back to haunt them.
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Apr 7, 2022 07:18
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Bargearse posted:I’ve tried this. The usual retort is “pfft oh come on you know a man when you see one”, often followed by a rant about lefties using big words and thinking they’re soooo smart. This is when I whip out one of those androgenous character jokes from a 90s sitcom where the characters spend all episode trying to work out if they're a man or a woman, and they always have a unisex name and surprise, surprise, they're actually a wo/man! Helps to have a couple pictures of them laminated with their name badge on.
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Apr 7, 2022 09:35
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woofbro posted:I haven’t heard ICAC or anti-corruption come up in campaigning discourse. Maybe it’s like casting a stone from a glass house mentality, dirt on corruption will come their way? It is a policy for election on their website. Spent 5 billion dollars on not getting submarines, anything under 5 billion is now a freebie for the opposition. Aged care? We'll spent less than 5 billion on it and actually get something for your money. Childcare? We'll spend half of 5 billion and still get more service than Morrison got from France, which was nothing.
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Apr 8, 2022 02:19
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Senor Tron posted:Have other states been getting his ads about how people outside cities will pay less tax? Yep.
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Apr 8, 2022 08:15
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Why does this picture give me massive Mr Gribbels from Round the Twist vibes?
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Apr 9, 2022 03:41
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Animal Friend posted:https://twitter.com/AlboMP/status/1513003656584388618 I would make this man PM in a heartbeat. I relate to this man. Still going to put Greens first though, because he's not in my seat.
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Apr 11, 2022 03:29
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Centusin posted:Answering the dumb economic gotcha questions should be the first thing you prepare for if you’re labor lol Nah, Labor should start spouting the line that the unemployment rate isn't a great mechanism of tracking workforce participation, and that underemployment remains high with many Australian's working multiple jobs to get by. Twist their dumbarse questions into an actual useful line, and an attack on the government. And heck, the dipshit Aussie media.
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Apr 11, 2022 05:52
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You can't rape and rob someone at gunpoint for their Indue card, you can only rape them at gunpoint. Based on a true story, which was frankly horrific. Tudge is still in cabinet, but doesn't have a portfolio, though no one has replaced him as Education Minister, except someone was filling him for him - who was a total idiot, except now apparently he was never the new Education Minister. Also, the investigated themselves and found Tudge did nothing wrong, though it's hard to say that with certainty as his ex-staffer wouldn't participate in the investigation as she didn't think they would investigate fairly. And even though they decided they did nothing wrong, they're paying her out half a million of tax payer money. If the LNP win with a scandal this big it's just a joke. A huge loving joke. I'll start dressing as a medieval knight and running under the gently caress Me Party, with the only policy being that they're already loving us anyway, so if you vote me in I'll just gently caress myself.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:35
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If Labor loses this election, what's the take away? Can't win election with policies, can't win election without policies. Just dissolve the Labor party?
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Apr 13, 2022 04:11
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Don Dongington posted:The fact that state Labor goverments manage to cut through and have gained government basically everywhere but NSW (which is a basketcase politically) means that there is a pathway to victory, but I'd be curious to know how much the media backing of the Liberals in WA for example impacted local's trust for said institutions. There is obviously a way forward here, however the last Opposition leader of WA was engaged to the editor of the West Australian newspaper, so there's obviously issues there with media bias. You should have seen the Mandurah Mail when he first got elected, the only news they published for months were puff pieces about him - including his wedding to his ex-wife. You don't have to imagine, you can go look, but if you're lazy just imagine it. Political candidate gets married, see all the pics!
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Apr 14, 2022 03:47
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TheMostFrench posted:AFR: "I’m travelling with Scott Morrison and we haven’t met a real voter yet[...] Whilst I enjoy hearing about how Morrison has secluded himself from the public, I'm also getting real tired of the media just inserting themselves into the news. Feels like bad journalism.
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Apr 15, 2022 03:42
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Ranter posted:Anthony Albanese of The Labor "Left" Faction Traditionally socialists have been quite xenophobic and anti immigration due to the pressures it puts on worker wages. So I don't quite see the "Left" quotes meaningfully? You can totally be a socialist and a racist shitheel, the two are not mutually exclusive at all. Having said that, gently caress Albo, vote Greens.
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Apr 16, 2022 04:05
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I'm starting to feel like if Labor win this, it won't be because of any campaign they ran, but because of the sheer weight of people on social media ranting about how over the top corrupt the LNP are. If only Labor could channel that a little bit better than promising ICAC by Christmas. We need some old school black and white scare campaign poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2022 10:13
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Absolutely pathetic nonentities for Labor leaders has been the norm in my lifetime. I miss Kim Beazely, I know he lost and lost and lost. But he was personable? He had a presence. Much like Rudd. Latham also had presence, but it was the sort that made you intensely uncomfortable and convinced you to switch to the next train carriage. Apparently Labor is going for the throat this week and is actually going to mention how dogshit the government has been. Might be interesting. I actually saw a Labor sign today after a week of nothing but UAP and One Nation signs all over the place.
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Apr 18, 2022 13:12
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:I'm in dickson and I will brook no complaining about how bad your local member is unless it is literally morrison because I have to look at peter duttons face countless times a day for another month Christian Porter's office is in my town. I realise he is no longer standing, but I'll fight you for who had the worst member.
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Apr 19, 2022 16:07
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I think I felt my soul cringe hearing Morrison say that line. How out of touch do you need to be? Someone's told him he needs to relate to people, and he's taken that and spat out 'I can't relate to this'.
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Apr 21, 2022 02:16
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lih posted:There are actually pensioners already forced onto the cashless debit card - only in Cape York which has a carve out in the legislation - but still. It's clear that expanding the cashless debit card is something the government has been very interested in. I certainly don't think that they would suddenly force all pensioners onto it, but chipping away around the edges & forcing pensioners who are deemed to be too irresponsible onto it seems very possible. Labor are absolutely right to sound the alarm here even if it's an exaggeration. Who wins here though? The Indue card company or the pokies industry who have been farming pensioners of their meagre income for years? They can't both exist, surely.
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Apr 21, 2022 06:29
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Anidav posted:https://twitter.com/PaulEErickson/status/1517023693469143040?t=rz0bARufVjR2qAVeWWYFsw&s=19 They finally start going hard on Morrison being useless, AND they pull their trump card by pretending Albo has to isolate due to 'covid'. These are some pro moves by Labor, did they fire their last campaign team and get someone new in?
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Apr 21, 2022 10:52
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:jsut rememberd the time mccormack said pacific islands didnt have to worry about climate change because they can come and pick fruit But where will we send our seasonal slaves in the off season? He's practically offering to let them stay, which seems very unNationals of him.
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Apr 22, 2022 03:28
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It's a play on the words Albanese and Queasy Shaun, it's like a pun. Just a bit of fun Shaun. ... Penny Wong coming out with some absolute Zingers now that Albaqueasy is off sick. On the Solomon Islands Chinese Military Superbase fiasco she's said about Morrison not even contacting the President 'He doesn't hold a hose, he doesn't pick up a phone, he doesn't do anything'. Really great 30 second radio grab. Wish she could be our next PM, but it's not to be.
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Apr 22, 2022 07:36
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Megillah Gorilla posted:What is this? Morrison saying how much he likes cum. It is that one yeah?
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Apr 23, 2022 15:52
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Animal Friend posted:How was China doing in the 1930s I actually know this because I studied Chinese history for awhile. And the answer is: Not so good. If we are repeating history we should see Japan invade mainland China and absolutely hand their poo poo to them in about 5 years time.
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Apr 25, 2022 03:35
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I did temp work for a while when I was younger, and one of the jobs was at a flower factory around mothers day. I was very excited to be on the flower assembly line when I rocked up that morning, but as I was the only guy who showed up from the temp agency all the women were sent to arrange flowers and they put me on the box assembly line which was two guys - one supervisor and one intellectually disabled man who was very nice but not at all talkative. For some reason the supervisor thought I was also disabled before I'd even said a word, because I guess everyone who got sent to put cardboard boxes together was disabled. I did wind up assembly every box they had for mothers day before lunch, and they sent me home early and said don't come back for the next 3 days as I'd done it all. The supervisor did apologize for treating me like I was disabled. It was altogether a very surreal and off putting experience. The guy they usually had doing boxes was on a very small fraction of what I'd been making that day. On the one hand, from the capitalists perspective - if someone is capable of a fraction of the work, give them a fraction of the pay. On the other hand, that is a very lovely perspective to take. It's not like they gave me 3 days worth of pay either. Strong reasoning for a UBI.
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Apr 25, 2022 07:00
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Tehan posted:It used to be the case and might still be the case that you could change your provider pretty easily, if you research the ones in your area you can hopefully find one that's a non-profit or not-for-profit that should hopefully be less ghoulish. The jobaccess website says that in DES you can switch up to five times no questions asked and that you can do so by calling Centrelink, so even if all of the ones you can reach are for-profit you can shop around and hopefully get someone better. Call Centrelink? There's the catch.
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Apr 25, 2022 09:09
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Bargearse posted:Tudge is going to win my electorate in a loving landslide, so I'm going with 1) Greens 2) Labor, make the rest up as I go along, and dead last, Rebekah Spelman for United Australia A whole electorate who love abusive cheaters? Interesting.
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Apr 28, 2022 00:53
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:the left are so weak with their propaganda. the LORD has given them during scomo's reign fires, floods, drought, plague, rivers choked with rotting dead fish, scomo guffawing over a lump of coal in parliament while barnaby joyce glows red-hot and horny in the background, the hawaii pics, and the threat of nuclear war that his government keeps pouring more oil on for absolutely no reason. does anybody use any of this? no. all we get are "but will the liberals really create more jobs and do something about aged care? albo investigates from his loungeroom" I wouldn't besmirch the left. I'm seeing a lot of cannon fire from unions, getup, the Greens, and random lefties on youtube and tiktok of all places. A few good ads from Labor that probably need a bigger budget to get pushed out there. There was one really good attack ad I saw once. Almost like the collective progressives of Australia have gone 'well Labor isn't going to do it, get Scott'.
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Apr 28, 2022 09:43
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According to government stats on boats that have been released, and they claim to only release them when the stats won't affect ongoing operations. There are been 5 boats in between 2019-2021. More boats in the previous years. No report on boats since 2021. So they did not stop the boats.
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Apr 29, 2022 09:50
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hooman posted:Triplepost! Billions in surplus and this is what they offer us? There's an international teacher shortage coming up and this is what they offer us? I think I'll vote no. I mean, give me a loving laptop at least.
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May 2, 2022 09:48
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even the RBA wants to see wages go up so they can modify interest rates.
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This just in, Greens slated to win election. Australia to become a socialist utopia.
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May 2, 2022 11:26
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:So.... As a non home owner the interest rate rise is good for me right? I.e. cost of living of other items should come down? I was but a wee lad the last time we had interest rates go up, instead of down, but if my memory and my drama studies serve me correct. Rising interest rates = good for the rich, the poor are turbo hosed.
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May 3, 2022 09:31
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