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Apple and their legal team suck rear end in their own right but good fuckin lord I can't wait to watch them dunk Musk in the toilet and spin him around for personally inviting all the racists back to his website.
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big black turnout posted:Please find a random iphone user who uses Twitter to follow their favorite celebrities and tell them they can simply install Twitter to the home screen as a progressive web app Yeah but a lot of the people complaining will refuse to use a woke leftist web app
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Nov 29, 2022 14:06
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Kanye dropping an interview where he pushes a Hitler wasn't so bad stance literally days after Musk re-platforms him and doubles down on his "free speech absolutism" is honestly so loving funny Like, it's horrifying, but it's also loving hilarious.
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Dec 2, 2022 02:09
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The laptop somehow had 5GB of RAM and also there was pulled pork under the slot that had caked on and made it hard to remove
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Dec 4, 2022 16:01
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ilmucche posted:I delete everything after the number, mostly because I only get tweets from here and gently caress sending a giant link to someone that also has somethingawful.com in it Oh thank gently caress, thought I was the only one neurotic enough to do this. That and it looks silly when you post a URL that's longer than the tweet it links to.
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Dec 5, 2022 16:18
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Zesty posted:I think Elon should get microchips put into his head and then shot into space. Are we shooting the rest of his body into space too or just the head We have 1500 monkeys worth of evidence that it might not make much difference to his chances of surviving the ordeal.
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Dec 6, 2022 13:59
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Hotz's support in the replies being filled with mass-produced shades-wearing ideas guys is funnier than it has any right to be. The most hosed part is that they've introduced this horrid live-at-work culture for no reason other than the manchild new boss wants it. It's never indicative of good management but it's at least understandable when the company is pushing to meet an announced release date or a contractual obligation. They visibly don't have this because Musk cut like 70% of the workforce. They're working on a bunch of short term impulse-driven projects, some of which (like the payment stuff) interact with data you absolutely don't want to fart out ASAP. These working conditions notoriously encourage rushed, ill-conceived products so I've got a huge tub of popcorn ready for the legal hellfire after the inevitable data breach.
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Dec 8, 2022 11:44
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All I know about those moon assholes is that Steve Aoki once did a poo poo Sonic the Hedgehog concert
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Dec 10, 2022 06:34
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The Saddest Rhino posted:[nods] he'll be allowed to live You will regret these words
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Dec 10, 2022 14:52
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javi posted:Not too sure if this has been posted yet, but the ftc wouldn't like this. I wondered if he was just pretending Europe didn't exist but no, turns out he's actually trying to confuse the EU by giving them too many things to fine him for.
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Dec 14, 2022 04:19
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My Spirit Otter posted:if you still have a twitter account youre part of the problem But Hotz hasn't figured out how to get rid of the pop-up box when you scroll too far while logged out yet
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Dec 14, 2022 16:38
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Jet Jaguar posted:Isn't posting a picture from a sporting event giving an individual's location? This "24 hours later" poo poo means it's technically against the rules to tweet that you just met someone at an event  It still makes me laugh so much when I remember that Musk clearly didn't want to go through with the buyout and only went through with it because he was about to get dragged into court and wrung dry with very little chance of winning. I bet - I hope - he gets another fresh wave of misery every time he thinks about the 44 billion he had to pony up. And more every time he thinks of TSLA making GBS threads itself every time he embarrasses himself.
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Dec 15, 2022 05:02
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Dec 16, 2022 02:09
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kdrudy posted:We sure this isn't just a clever attempt to fill Twitter with even more of this picture by getting people to try it? Not that that would be bad. Based on the replies, it 100% is exactly that.
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Dec 16, 2022 02:13
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mind the walrus posted:Motherfuck it really is just every other internet forum drama you've ever seen on mIRC, bbCode, livejournal, Myspace, Facebook, Discord, etc. blown up to scale. Yeah but most of us only spend $50 a month to be Discord moderators, not $44B
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Dec 17, 2022 03:25
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Catastrophe posted:None of this is even doxxing. He's either: True
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Dec 17, 2022 06:49
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Literal 51 y/o man falling back on the puppetmaster defence after repeatedly embarrassing himself in public. I dread to think where this poor billionaire would be without a fash-addled circle of sycophants to assure him that it's everyone else who is owned, not him.
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Dec 18, 2022 01:22
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The Twitter Blue thing is from last year, the ad for it was a deliberate 80s throwback: https://twitter.com/TwitterBlue/status/1458110302793338892
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Dec 18, 2022 01:47
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Automatic Slim posted:e: The commercial is kind of compelling. Nothing the commercial is advertising is compelling at all. Maybe undo tweet. Ya that's why Musk pivoted the marketing from "advanced features for power users" to "cheap monthly sub for a blue checkmark for racists and cryptobros"
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Dec 18, 2022 02:13
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Just tested positive for the woke mind virus, hope I live to see the final result of the poll
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Dec 19, 2022 01:39
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MikeJF posted:He's gonna ban everyone who voted yes. I was tempted to vote "no" to preserve the chaos but I couldn't risk not being hit by this if it happened.
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Dec 19, 2022 13:08
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Everyone thinking they're owning Elon by following his jet are just playing into his clever ruse. Following his meeting with the Saudis at the finals he divided himself into four separate suitcases on four separate planes so that any potential assassins wouldn't know which one to pursue. It's an old journalist trick, you see.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:38
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CharlestheHammer posted:Musk going radio silent after losing the poll is actually the funniest outcome. Hes not crying your crying
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Dec 19, 2022 15:56
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Dec 20, 2022 04:05
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Outrail posted:Elon would have been a great developer for Space Station 13 His company already got the AI role spot-on
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Dec 21, 2022 00:26
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Steadiman posted:The whole thing is a textbook example of the "he's a dumb guy's idea of what a smart guy is". Oh my god. Musk is a Big Bang Theory character. People without fascist brainrot don't find him funny because we can't hear the laugh track.
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Dec 21, 2022 14:49
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PhazonLink posted:the the gently caress is up with his face in the soccer pic? even the white lump boat pic looks more human and less 90s fps game/Steven Seagal Did you mean this one? It's edited to make him rounder and (I think) redder. I'd refer to the unedited version but I haven't actually seen it in a few days. https://twitter.com/proudbugman/status/1604629145765511172
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Dec 21, 2022 17:56
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Ignis posted:it's slightly shopped so he'd look like the full moon face emoji 🌝 The original isn't that much flattering, for what it's worth https://twitter.com/DimaZeniuk/status/1604488931067805696 gently caress that, I like the one that inflates him further https://twitter.com/BilliamBezos/status/1604674033743810560
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Dec 21, 2022 17:59
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Bad Purchase posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1528955104463814656 Well, that vigor certainly explains the thin skin
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Dec 22, 2022 00:59
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ir bears repeating that he was likely on a bender when he did the joke US$ 54.20 offer but a bunch of dudes including @jack, Joe Rogan, @jason and Justin roiland started propping him up on how he's going to buy and create for himself a culture - shifting powerhouse leading to him signing a contract by twitter's lawyers which was so ironclad that he could not get out of buying it Was the contract actually especially "ironclad"? I'm not totally clued in on this stuff but I got the impression that it was a fairly standard buyout offer, just rushed through without due diligence on Musk's side. He tried to back out by claiming he was misled, but got slapped down because that exact investigation was supposed to be part of due diligence before the offer.
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Dec 22, 2022 02:58
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Can we call him a twat
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Dec 25, 2022 20:53
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How do you mispronounce twat
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Dec 25, 2022 21:00
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OrthoTrot posted:It should rhyme with hat. For some reason Americans seem to pronounce it "twart" or "twot". Oh yeah, I think I've heard this before. I'm from Scotland so there isn't much question about how to pronounce it.
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Dec 25, 2022 22:05
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FirstnameLastname posted:naw his obnoxious new style of Interaction is post twitter purchase and super intentional The dude spent 44 billion dollars to be the main character of a poo poo social media site. You don't get a flood of attention from likes, but you can guarantee there are upwards of 5k weird mutants ready to like and comment their approval within seconds of any reply. Incidentally, I think he underestimated exactly how much this would put him in the spotlight for criticism, given how he folds like toilet paper when he's openly challenged or defied.
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Dec 27, 2022 06:24
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Cool how you can just buy a prominent social media platform and just use it to spread transphobic propaganda
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Dec 27, 2022 06:27
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I checked Piers Morgan's account to laugh about it with some friends in Discord and it looks like it may be partially un-privated? Either way the first thing I see is 
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Dec 27, 2022 19:37
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A new feature on Twitter puts users who steal tweets on blast.
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Dec 29, 2022 11:38
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I wonder why it is that every time I take these peoples' advice and apply critical and analytical thought to anything, I seem to end up at the exact opposite conclusion from them.
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Dec 30, 2022 17:58
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The guy paid 44B to be the main character of Twitter, of course he doesn't realize.
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Data Graham posted:I'm kind of mad that in order to have a reasonable claim to domain knowledge in my own field I have to be an expert on infrastructural and strategic planning questions way above my pay grade, but apparently if you ask Elon what his vision for "scaling" is with regard to this tunnel there is no way in hell he'd have any coherent thing to say He clearly likes cyberpunk/technopunk fiction enough that he wants to emulate it with poo poo like huge underground spectacle tunnels, but he also has enough money and yes-men around him that even if the project never has a chance of going anywhere, he can convince people to invest and make a genuine start on it. It's hosed up and kind of a great example of why no single person should ever have this much money.
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