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Three Olives posted:It's going to be hilarious when Tesla turns out to be a major financial fraud and everyone is going to be like, this transparently absolute clown pulled off the greatest financial scam in history, and by hilarious I mean cause significant damage to our entire economy because everything is so dumb Tesla is part of the S&P 500. Speaking of which  lol. Not much but it's a start, let's make it -40%, my stonks be damned.
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Three Olives posted:I was very drunk the other week and though for like two seconds that maybe, just maybe, against better judgement, I should at least consider buying a Tesla Model 3... Remember the Model 3 was supposed to be 35k lol. Still it would be a pretty decent deal if I could get it for this amount here. The FSD is a straight-up scam obviously.
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Apr 25, 2022 22:18
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Apr 25, 2022 22:35
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Oh wow I completely forgot about this whole story https://mobile.twitter.com/CaptAmazo/status/1518588084459384832
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Apr 25, 2022 23:50
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1518773828087910401 Wait, seriously, 4-5%? Musky's taken for a ride lol. In interest for a margin loan on my account is under 1%, but maybe if they knew it was a loan to buy twitter, they'd crank it up too. 
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Zil posted:Margin Call Margin Call MARGIN CALL MARGIN CALL 
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May 21, 2022 17:42
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Zil posted:Is this a subtle way of reducing headcount since Telsa stock has tanked? Seems like a not-very-subtle way of encouraging (unpaid) overtime
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Jun 1, 2022 15:42
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So what happened to Elon's margin loan against Tesla? Everything's been tanking so how close is he to getting liquidated?
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Jun 15, 2022 21:06
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Lawman 0 posted:bump Oh wow, is this what The Stig is down to nowadays, posting celebrity gossip?
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https://twitter.com/chancery_daily/status/1549433627896840195 https://twitter.com/chancery_daily/status/1549434313858490370 The court seems unconvinced that Musky could jut get away with paying damages 
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As far as I can tell, there's absolutely no reason to get a Tesla over the Kia/Hyundai EVs at this point unless you're convinced it'll start earning you money as a self-driving taxi or something. Efficiency is slightly worse but otherwise it just seems much better as a car in every single way. I meant the EV6/Ioniq but that works too vvv mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 19, 2022 |
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goatface posted:The second question is easy: Quite a lot. 
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Nuts and Gum posted:I’d argue at this point the reason to get a Tesla (aside from availability, which is better than most others right now) is they’re on version 3+ of every model sold, everyone else is selling 1st gen cars, which always have lots of unforeseen issues. The Ioniq 5 doesn't seem to have any "first gen" problems (because it's not) for example
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Bad Purchase posted:whatever happened to the elite legal team he said he was assembling a couple months ago to defend himself from the woke mob? why aren't they stopping this? We'll see how that works when the other side has a former judge from the court where the trial will take place.
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Jul 26, 2022 08:51
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Isn't tanking the financing what would allow him to get out of the deal for $1B? Writing that off might be legit his best option at this point.
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Yaldabaoth posted:The concept itself is not dystopian, but God knows the saudis are like the worst people to put in charge of this. The concept isn't dystopian, just extremely dumb
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Perestroika posted:That shape will make traffic much worse, though. Any given utility or store will service fewer people, who will have to travel a longer distance across a more limited/narrow number of routes to get there. Yeah if arranging cities in a line made any sense, we would've been doing it for centuries. Everything is going to be so much farther away for no reason lol.
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goatface posted:The sewage system will need to be something special. What do you mean "sewage system"
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Oh really? Where's my money Elon?
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Bad Purchase posted:requesting an update on this, how's your short lookin?  wanna hear that too
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LanceHunter posted:Hard Fork did an emergency podcast about Elon's Twitter purchase. The most interesting fact: https://twitter.com/dee_bosa/status/1586043571081134080
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Oct 28, 2022 21:23
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I'm sure Intel would be very happy to sponsor the Racism slider
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Oct 29, 2022 22:58
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Yaldabaoth posted:Unlike Trump, Elon is only wrecking a lovely website that deserves to die instead of a whole country and the rest of the world by extension. The whole country got wrecked because of a lovely website once already
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Nov 1, 2022 13:18
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But the verified accounts aren't the bots? The verified accounts pay for the bots to like and retweet their poo poo.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Reminds me of the 50% discount scene from Birdemic. Dude absolutely thinks he sounds like a big boy negotiator. Speaking of Birdemic, how are the Musky solarpanels doing?
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I've copied code from stackoverflow before, I'm a software engineer. So I think Musky could be too.
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pretty soft girl posted:I dont think a single man can consume 200 billion dollars worth of goldbelly cookies and mangosteen juice You can, however, buy a lot of Nissan GT-Rs
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:No way the last guys running the place had any idea what they were doing. After looking at it for a week I know these expenses are unnecessary. Smartest guy in the room!
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beuges posted:meanwhile, south africa's largest online news site weighs in... Also seems like layoffs already kicked off Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/ruchowdh/status/1588365045158727681
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crime weed posted:more commits = better How does this work for like sales or HR or IT?
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crime weed posted:
Wow I'm sure they're super scared of being fired, Elon!
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euphronius posted:Isn’t activism free speech ??? No, only corporations bribing politicians is free speech
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Just email her that image
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JAMOOOL posted:yeah Twitter's actual valuation/influence is pretty hard to gauge. like 75% of the people I know use Facebook but I can only name like....3 people who actively use Twitter. but it does have a lot of utility as a news source and a way for celebs/politicians/government bodies to make wide-reaching announcements. I mean random Trump tweets were legitimate news stories on CNN for days at a time, you don't see that kind of poo poo with FB or IG posts. which makes it even funnier that Elon's first big idea is to get rid of verification I work at a B2B company and we do, or did at least, use twitter to both communicate announcements and news, and for paid ads. Facebook, not so much. Azathoth Prime posted:The really stupid part about all of it is that the compiler turns both sets of code into the exact same set of instructions as part of its optimization (which it is almost certainly better at than you). Making your code overly complicated serves zero purpose.
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dphi posted:Account suspended, guess the free speech policy hasn't taken effect yet What was that tweet? I guess I just scrolled past when it was first posted.
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I don't know guys, seems like the Visa lady was right? 
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So it's clear only complete idiots will pay Musk $8 for a checkmark. This raises the question though, how many chuds will throw money at this to own the libs? Enough to sustain twitter with half employees and no ad revenue?
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The Moon Monster posted:SA basically had this back in the day when people actually cared about reg dates and you could pay $9.11 to change your reg date to 9/11/2001. Holy poo poo does this still work
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goatface posted:Testing. On. Live. The test environment was among the infrastructure that got nuked for cost reasons
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