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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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This is all remarkably stupid.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Zugzwang posted:

He’ll be on Joe Rogan soon, wailing about Twitter being cancelled by the woke mob

the woke mob refers to members as "friends of ours"

because they're inclusive and welcoming

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Trump's kids and the MyPillow guy will be Twitter's board of directors by next week.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Since Tweets won't exist anymore, we will have to get our news about Musk fleeing from lenders on like CNN.com or something. Strange times.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Caesar Saladin posted:

Trump needs to start making some posts, he is possibly the best internet poster ever honestly.

under no circumstances do you "gotta hand it to 'em"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The US never had anything approaching a "lockdown."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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PITY BONER posted:

*Elon posting 14/88 bullshit in replies to nazis on twitter.

Some goon: "Where does racism fit in with all of this?

goon editors at the new york times confirmed

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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learnincurve posted:

middle and upper class gay men which is the one group who could really stomp down hard and make a difference but very very few of them do because they are loving pussies

To be fair, no they are not.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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strong "Andor making Death Star pieces" energy

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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mind the walrus posted:

More of a modern thing, I'm pretty sure the OG Nazis had no idea that literally 10 years after their loss we'd be sending up satellites and manned missions no lie it's kind-of insane how fast that tech moved.

I like the idea in Planetary where space exploration was well underway earlier than the public knew.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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MrQwerty posted:

You're posting about Nazi space poo poo and don't know who Wernher von Braun is?

I feel like I was exposed to an inordinate amount of 1950's newsreels about the patriotic American rocket scientist, Warner von Brown.

And he always had a big poo poo eating grin on his face too. "Huh. I got away with it."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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gently caress left Dale

noooooo

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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DaveWoo posted:

"Everything is so unfair to me", whined the world's richest man

homer helpfully leaning in: "world's second richest man at the moment"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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how is he this terminally online and he doesn't know invoking the puppetmaster defense is a shameful, tired, cliched self-own?

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Feb 14, 2012

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Ups_rail posted:

To ad to this. I was giving a "learning disability diagnosis" in the early 1990s. Then Aspergers got popular in the early to mid 2000. I see your a 2014 goon. But I assure you in the mid 2000 alot of annoying posters would self diagnosis Aspergers.

It even seemed to become popular in medical circles as well. A guy I went to highschool with took part in a homicide, and the psychologist sent to assess him said the word "aspergers" and boy did he latch on to that idea like a life line.

He still claims to be autistic to this day. I dont really have the heart to call him out on his coping mechanism and how hosed up it is.

The dude was honest charismatic popular had far better social skills than me. He just did something awful. The ring leader of the homicide watched anime and worse belts like the main character from final fantasy VII.

But if Elon has a mental disability we shouldnt make fun of him for that. Its mean.

It was Lowtax??!!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Must've gotten the real good coke in Qatar.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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PostNouveau posted:

Did Elon step down yet?

He's standing back... and standing by!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The real life Tony Starks, in that he's behaving like a drunken fool.

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Feb 14, 2012

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BigglesSWE posted:

Elon’s voice sounds like plain white toast taste.

Zuck consumes him.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Lt. Cock posted:

What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is

Fourteen over eighty eight.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Detective No. 27 posted:

I don’t think this is a typical bubble. The amount of Steiner Math involved is making me think is gonna be something beyond Enron.

to be fair, scott steiner's arithmetic in that promo was correct.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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a reality too dark to be a joke in terry gilliam's brazil

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Feb 14, 2012

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PITY BONER posted:

Additionally, for the past decade or so, the manosphere fully believes that women--especially n-wave feminists that claim to hate men--are only willing to submit to Muslim men because their :biotruths: take over and they get turned on by the "alpha" Islamic culture's treatment of women and the natural Chadness of Muslim men.

This is what Bin Laden believed. Then he died protecting his hentai stash. LMAO

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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This dude has the intellect of your weird buddy in middle school who really wanted you to get into Happy Tree Friends with him.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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this is our pre-war whisky

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Roscoe's Chicken & Basilisk

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Queen Gnome posted:

Jfc here's his reply after the guy writes a detailed list of his duties (and checks first if he can write it due to confidentiality)

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632915629765447681?s=20

this is the most unprofessional thing ive ever seen and ive seen heavy equipment operated by drunks

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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priznat posted:

At least being in iceland their probable death threats are even less plausible.

They can't hurt this man.

"We will make you eat rotten shark!"

:smug:

"We... We will make your tapwater smell like farts!"

:agesilaus:

"... We'll flood your island with Eve Online players!"

:mmmsmug:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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dr_rat posted:

So it's not a joke it's covering democrats and republicans separately?

Musk does not that Twitters like a worldwide service right, and Democrat and Republican is a thing that isn't actually relevant outside the US?

We've seen videos of American tourists overseas getting arrested for indecent public behavior and screaming that they're protected by the first amendment. These people are galaxy brained.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Bar Crow posted:

A jpeg made them feel bad once

To be fair, they spent a lot of money on that jpeg.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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happyhippy posted:

Selling Twitter check marks for $7.99

Guaranteed passage to Mars.

Scorched Earth terrain rear end checkmark

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Klyith posted:

he's repeatedly lied or said intentionally misleading poo poo about it the whole time, and evidently has never learned

Elon Musk and any related subject.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Buce posted:

look, we need balanced dialogue re: "people deserve health care" versus "kill all transgers and jews"

The preachy ending bit of every South Park episode.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Strategic Tea posted:

(Aw, son of a bitch)

"Even my immediate illegitimate family fell for it!"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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MTG should start using white supremacist as a term of endearment and make a rap song giving shoutouts to all her white supremacists.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Plan R posted:

It's just a bunch of little Elons running around with his giant head on their little bodies.

serious sam devs easter egg rear end family

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Humans making AI is that old claymation show Prometheus and Bob except that we are both Bob.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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nine-gear crow posted:

Someone needs to show Musk that video of Walsh in his car parked next to a playground where he talks about how the genetically perfect child-conceiving union is between a 16 year old girl and a 25 year old man like they did in the middle ages and see what one-word reply that nets out of him.

I was going to say, didn't this guy out himself as a pedo? That's usually the end.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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ben shapino posted:

Elon Musk is cool and good.

Did he die?

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