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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it JULY

happy turmpdependence day goons

happy JUNE u sickos great job hitting that 1000 page mark last month , that was a great team effort and im confident that this month we are gonna do even more volume because june rhymes with dune and also with trume. auspicious.







it's may now u pissamaniacs. "may" be i'll make a good post this month. month may so what. idk lol post yr best trumps so i can update the op collection, post yr worst trumps so ppl can quote it and say 'drat bro that's a hella ugly rear end trum"










happy april fools piss day my dudes/dudettes/nb trumo peeps

get to trumping u cowards



welcome to hell. i mean welcome to march 2022. i mean yeah welcome to hell. trump. trump. TURJMP.

happy feburayr cspam this month there's only 28 days to trump so get yr trumps in and stay trumping and stay trump :goofy:






happy (fake) new year you bums have you noticed everything is exactly the same as last week but the hospitals are more overflowing with death? me too!

WELCOME TO DONCEMBER

2021 was pretty decent on average. not quite as good as 2020, not quite as bad as 2022.








happy trumpvember gang let's practice gratitude together. i'll start. i'm grateful for the piss tape, which is real, and its realness, which is really real.





spooky trump time post spooky trumps who's got the skeleton trick or treater pic or the time he set a candy bar on top of a minion lmao

E:


celebrating the reinstatement month of the wettest potus ever, from the perspective of water, by easily couping op of the trump thread BRILLIANT 5D CHESS TACTICIAN WHO REFUSED PRESIDENTIAL REINSTATEMENT IN ORDER TO LEAVE JOE IN CHARGE FOR THE COLLAPSE :twisted:










Korean Boomhauer posted:

ty alnilam for finding these


this is the president


"Moron"


For your health, by wendell t stamps


truck

Truck gif


Weird cross arms pic from ASEAN


Skelton pointing

deal w it


pee on it


The dreamp by moist turtleneck


Sleepy


TRUPM text


Really uncomfortable cross arms lol (but not the really bizarre ASEAN one)


Red face


Refusing handshake


Weird smile


RIP goonsquad


gently caress.ur feelignts


Jim varney


Tucker ????


I can't velieeve it


Piss wave


yellow quote color Turtmrpturp


You dial T-R, then when i say so...


Laughing dad during apocalypse


The lighthouse



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Somebody has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Jul 1, 2022

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

buddykins disgusting antics shouldnt be encouraged. hes gone too far this time

he'll learn from his mistakes when he's riding a mower at 45 and drives it off a cliff because he installed an 18 beer cooler on the back

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

ground floor

is that what you call it when your rear end gets wet in the walk in while your GM is riding you like a 50c horse outside of a grocery store?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kaleedity posted:

dammit im too fat to take the steering wheel back :smith:

girthy, not fat

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lumpentroll posted:

did crazy cloud die

yes

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1542810269545529351?t=ct5oGxm8fJU_zvHGxu0v1w&s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Beach week starts today!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1542893442501677056?t=84JcFMwa7waVuNNhplXSkg&s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/FoodInsider/status/1542929655963033600?t=BBtSH7cY_IA_zTR_8vPWGA&s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1542964724341547009?t=6r87rgba_0YBUNm2yMQ6Dw&s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

play steely dan

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

you'd have to go to an east coast city like Pittsburgh but everything else in this post is correct

noted east coast city close to the ocean: Pittsburgh

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SomethingBeautiful posted:

drat that sounds good you prob need a computer for that tho huh

they give you one

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My job gave me a desktop computer and I remote into it every day

It's still taking up a cubicle I haven't been to in over two years

we got rid of all desktops and they bought all the devs like $3k laptops in mid 2020

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I have refused a laptop every year since the pandemic began so I have an excuse to not be on camera

you are very courteous to your coworkers

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/0pzVQNU.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I really don't give a gently caress what you ride, ebikes are cool

my ebike is 1100cc, it also runs on gas

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/KrCygkd.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

it's called 'fix a flat' not 'fix a crack'

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this checks out, yocumtown is only about 100 miles from philly

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

its been awhile but i really want some loving cocaine right now and i have no way of getting it since im outside dallas

the war on drugs claims another casualty

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

neutral milf hotel posted:

where are you at now?

outside dallas, duh

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

my mom has recently started to believe the CIA is an active, evil force in daily life. she ain't wrong

sounds pretty paranoid to me

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1543096226618511360

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'd probably eat that

in baltimore they made a really good stuffed spaget pizza

it looked like this and owned:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

that's Pasta Mista right there

yup

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
them and tutti gusti were my go-to

matthew's on occasion and canton bakery drunk as hell after the bar

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
posting on 45 page

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/oraclekun/status/1542742506370224128

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/jrigSfv.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Serfer posted:

did they die

im sure they were fine

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/PTVSWf3.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Lmao what the gently caress. UCLA and USC joined the big ten?

lol yeah

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BAE OF PIGS posted:

1000% they will put USC and like PSU in the same division. And they'll name the divisions something even dumber than leaders and legends.

Oceans and Lakes is my guess.

there's also rumors that oregon and someone else, maybe stanford? want to join in like 2026

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/QfHRvzz.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1543433983400222721

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Uk9K0ES.mp4

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