Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Dareon posted:

From the previous thread, but don't forget a drink and dessert with that!

I�ve been saying for years that milk needs at least 50% more salt and I�m glad someone out there delivered.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 00:31

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:24

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Friend sent this my way to try and identify.

...I have no clue

Looks like some sort of cherry pie or cobbler with some warm spices in it. It probably didn�t look great before, but you don�t do a dessert like that any favors by taking a way-too-close photo halfway through.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 21:38

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Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/therichardpetty/status/1552394531592699907

I had no idea that Richard Petty was still alive, but all those years of knocking back Goody�s Headache Powder must have killed his taste buds

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 05:13

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

LifeSunDeath posted:

On a fresh cake donut this would probably be better than a Krispy Kreme burg but from frozen? Every texture is going to be a new and exciting type of bad

# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 15:46

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Guess what I made for my last birthday

The three layers were tomato and cheese, ham salad, and chicken salad.

It was delicious. And huge, three layers of four sandwiches each.

Was it your last birthday because you fully expect that monstrosity to kill you?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 22:24

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Sonic what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1564393199686524934

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 06:22

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uber_stoat posted:

mama mia

https://twitter.com/ParkerBranton/status/1564753140771160065?s=20&t=5WECAtM13OajOX9UJdYdTg

God is trolling the Italians:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1564700770829836301?s=20&t=3mjQC4b4gZqB-Mutz7vBbg

# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 01:58

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

LifeSunDeath posted:

looks delicious tbh

not for 100 bucks though

e, lol they also make a TV Dinner:

The thought of paying for novelty ice cream on an installment plan is deeply depressing to me.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 07:39

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not gonna go hard against it, a bit of dark chocolate can be good in chili and I imagine coffee would do something similar. I could see that extending to tomato based pasta sauce more generally, I dunno if it's bolognese in the end though.

Yeah strong brewed coffee is a trick to add some depth of flavor to a dish if you don�t have time to go low and slow or don�t take the time to develop some flavor through browning when starting it out. It doesn�t make the dish taste like coffee, but it does help bring a little balance to something that would otherwise be very umami-heavy and one-note.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 06:48

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Empty Sandwich posted:

I always chuckle at this since the spice packet is probably better just because it hasn�t been sitting in a cabinet for 3 years like I�m sure those jars have. It�s all those things listed, but pre-measured and manufactured within the last calendar year

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 16:34

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Iron Crowned posted:

Out of curiosity, where should we be getting our spices from considering 90% of what you find in the grocery store is going to be McCromick

Gneiss Spice has been good for me and their magnetic spice jars are nice.

I was also assuming that anyone who is taking chili advice from a stick figure comic was also the sort to have a dusty jar of cumin in the back of their cabinet, please do not judge my spice rack :ohdear:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 19:25

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teen witch posted:

Please tell me that glass is not full of what I think it is

I mean I know it�s a lie but it will make me feel better to hear it

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 02:59

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/sonjajjackson/status/1576369196610383873?t=GgU2dIS4OSwv7WSe1JlF0Q&s=19

....would

I went to a conference this week and at one point they served �chicken and waffles� which was a fried chicken tender in a waffle cone with mashed potatoes and an unidentified tangy sauce. If the cones had been handmade so they could adjust down the amount of sugar in them it would have been killer, but as is it was still pretty decent.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2022 07:12

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Captain Hygiene posted:

I've always wanted to try some bread from a can, but it looks like it'd be the densest slab of a bread possible.

It is very dense, yes

# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 02:45

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1582051266515329024

That is loving mournful

# ¿ Oct 17, 2022 18:50

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

SlothfulCobra posted:

Okay it actually sounds grosser than it is, because it sounds like ranch dressing in water, but actually it's tequila in carbonated water.

Here's another:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1587967292679360512

Yeah ranch water is just a tequila highball. They�ve been around for a bit but I think some company started making a canned version so it�s seeing more popularity outside of Texas.

e: gonna make a ranch water with the Thirsty Dog

# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 17:13

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

EoinCannon posted:

It just takes a little bit of water to do this to melted chocolate right?
It probably happens pretty often

Yeah it�s just seized. If you were making a chocolate sauce in a pan you would just try adding some more liquid to it to thin it out and get it flowing again, but I don�t know how you reliably do that in a fountain.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 22:26

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Jm8mmT0.mp4

I love how loving lazy the stacks of American cheese are

# ¿ Nov 19, 2022 20:14

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uber_stoat posted:

edit: it's the most wonderful time of the year.

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1595400940940677125?s=20&t=k4SJW_vA7Y8Mw4KCRGdb_A

Love the maximum chaos of spraying the oil fire with a hose :kingsley:

# ¿ Nov 23, 2022 20:23

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Yeah the mushrooms are certainly a choice as far as the visual is concerned but I�m sure it�s perfectly tasty. The ideal of awful food porn imo

# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 20:39

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The first time she was just shipping it directly to people, unrefrigerated and poorly packaged.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 01:26

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Cartoon Man posted:

That is a perfect thread title.

Oh my god

Mods please

# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 04:49

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SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1599393740837093376

Shameful that they didn�t lean into it with a vitamin R reference somewhere on the label.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 23:09

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What part of that potato recipe saying NOT A RAW are you people not getting :argh:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 23:39

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pw9yMX7.mp4

Love the increasingly disgusted expression on the face of the lady who works there

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 19:39

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Brawnfire posted:

I said LETTUCE

# ¿ Dec 19, 2022 18:05

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

Jesus Christ
https://i.imgur.com/v2YjmED.mp4

Looks the same coming out as it does going in

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 19:47

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

You can also try freekeh, which is durum wheat that�s harvested while still green. They set the piles on fire to separate the wheat from the chaff :black101:

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 21:43

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Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1609196930428555264

This one's probably fine, I just enjoy the visual appearance of rich mold veins running through it

Yeah I�m sure it�s good and when sliced for serving it doesn�t look weird, but what the gently caress is going on with the third one? �why is it purple?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 17:08

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xdax3yi.mp4

I appreciate the honest assessment at least

# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 07:32

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Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1616594990234214406

Cooked to perfection, excellent sear

The Forbidden cheese sauce

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 08:41

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LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/kv5yy2o0q5ea1/DASH_720.mp4

The one leaf of iceberg(?) makes it healthy, you see

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 23:09

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zedprime posted:

I don't have a good way to rehost reddit videos but you all need to see this on highest priority.

lol this was the next thing under that video:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 21:10

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LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/qi418zvpeiea1/DASH_1080.mp4

Ranch people are perverts, change my mind

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 00:15

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Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/consumertc/status/1621161062048632833

I loved these things when I'd occasionally get them as a kid. Maybe "I'll be able to put gummy bears in my oatmeal whenever I want!" would be a better aspiration for becoming an adult than eating ice cream for every meal.

I also loved these when I was a kid and will randomly get nostalgic for them. I�m kinda glad they don�t exist anymore so I can�t gently caress around and ruin my good memories.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 05:30

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Pookah posted:

Am I wrong in thinking that the vast majority of the corn can't have popped? The end quantity is tiny compared to the amount of kernels she poured in.

Patron saint of this thread Ann Reardon has done a couple of videos that feature these bullshit popcorn hacks:

(7:45 mark of this one)
https://youtu.be/vesYREe6_uk

(5:30 of this one)
https://youtu.be/3st8RSq4bq8

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 20:41