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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Optimum performance: lose the ketchup, dip your fries in mustard :evilbuddy:

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Yum, just what I love to dip fried chicken in: Vicks Vapo-Rub.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



King of Solomon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhVK-eMPKA
Unfortunately, it is apparently quite good.

Seems like the kind of recipe Masaokis would have come up with.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Beef goatse

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Liminal food.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Tendie cocktail, for the sophisticated Redditor.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




A jar of 'beetus.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Watermelon sucks whether it's cooked or not.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



LifeSunDeath posted:

I agree. But in this form factor I love it:


Yep, watermelon candy is an exception. Do they still make Jolly Ranchers?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



LifeSunDeath posted:

what's y'all's opinions on Combos? Loved em as a kid, but had some recently and goddamn they're dire.

Eh. I've never been a particularly big fan of pretzels or pretzel rolls.


e: I was the weird kid who liked Arch Deluxe burgers back in the day, despite the "adult" branding.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



uber_stoat posted:

i should get some of those to carry in my pocket, whip one out while i'm standing in line somewhere and chew on it.




Continental Cola is a fairly obscure cola that I remember drinking once as a kid and thinking it was terrible. Some of those off-brand colas can be pretty good, but Continental Cola was vile; just weird tasting poo poo.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Tuna slop from a can is bad enough on its own. Tuna on top of lettuce embedded within Jello is foul. I don't understand previous generations' obsession with Jello at all.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



:wtf:

Why in gently caress's name would you do something like that?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



SlothfulCobra posted:

These people should be arrested.

No it doesn't work, people who try it will ruin their washing machine (this washing machine probably is still probably gonna suffer from dumping the soda in and stuffing cotton candy into the lint filter).

Seems like a great way to get yourself poisoned if your washer isn't completely new and has detergent left inside of it.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




I can't look at one of these anymore without thinking of that goon story about the gross things people did with the chocolate fountain at....I want to say Golden Corral? One of those cheap buffets.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Brawnfire posted:



Realized I had all the components, so here I am, an American, trying "fairy bread" for the first time.

Honestly not bad, but very weird.

Edit: wait, it's the other kind of sprinkle? Well I've got those too, I'll do that next time.

I've heard of this but thought it was mostly a meme. What's the topping other than sprinkles - butter? It seems like something I might have loved at the age of 5 but seems sickly, nastily sweet now at 38.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Peas are great in mac and cheese. Canned tuna slop isn't good in anything aside from the trash bin.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



The vegetables (?) with that dish look like the food from Star Trek TOS:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




LA Beast is crazier than hell. He once devised a way to get drunk without actually drinking any alcohol: huff the boozy vapor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQFmKPA-iAg

How this guy has managed to live to the age of 38 has to be a minor miracle.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



SKVLK posted:

You can do this for $35.

https://vaporsphere.us/

Huh...so Beast ended up being a trendsetter, then!

Vaping alcohol seems like it would gently caress you up far worse than getting apocalyptically drunk.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Oddly colored condiments just remind me of this oddity I remember from my childhood:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Nameless Pete posted:

Santa's got a real "pull my finger" vibe.

"Pull my bockwurst"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



FreudianSlippers posted:

"Real horsemet[sic] from SS*"


Looking bigly healthy today, Mr. President, sir!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




We all have days like this.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



^ Great posting/username synergy there.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



The infarction special.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Either I'm getting old or meme poo poo like this is.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Dixville posted:


cookie burger

Cookie burger is the most relatively "normal" of any of that crap, so I'd take that.

Bananas benedict might be OK but it's a bit too weird for me.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1599765540502786048

Ah, just the way to really kick off another work week

England's thinkin' about those beans.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



uber_stoat posted:

i always felt like a picky eater weirdo for just being repelled by raw tomatoes so i like it when i encounter fellow travelers. on burgers, salad, whatever, get that poo poo away from me. my dad would eat raw tomatoes like apples.

Mine too. Maybe it's a Boomer thing?

Tomatoes are great on sandwiches or burgers, but eating them raw is a bit weird to me.


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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Nah, I like raw tomato just fine. Eating tomatoes like an apple is just sort of weird to me. Personal preference.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



zedprime posted:

It's me, I'm the tomato weirdo.

Grocery store tomatoes are weird water balloons with a bad aftertaste. Ketchup is a disgraceful vinegar glaze. But canned romas are the perfect way to add savory to a recipe (that isn't fish sauce) and garden fresh heirlooms and cherries are good in salads.

'Tomato weirdo' would make a pretty good username.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Close; it's a close up of a Horta.

"No Eat I"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Dixville posted:


I'm the tiny bacon wrapped weiner

Is your monitor on?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



dog nougat posted:

Who's down for soggy fries and cold hotdogs for dinner?



Even sadder than one of those frozen Hungry Man meals.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




An unholy combination of Donald Trump and Tor Johnson.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I look at something like that and my only thought is 'heart disease'.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Is this a summoner for the Great Mighty Poo?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



City of Glompton posted:



i'm intrigued + repulsed. my friend says the christmas tree cakes ice cream is perfect though

Ben and Jerry's used to make a cinnamon buns flavor that was absolutely delicious. I don't eat much ice cream anymore but I haven't seen that flavor in several years.

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




No doubt this guy has posts in some incel forum somewhere online whining about no woman wanting to date him.

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