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root beer: Nov 13, 2005

A rumor of garlic powder
Hearsay of garlic powder
An old wives� tale of garlic powder

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:15

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:12

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Forgotten lore of garlic, lost to modernity and the rejection of traditions

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 19:57

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Data Graham posted:

I started thinking it would be like if Skyline Chili tried to make inroads in, like, Texas

Half the country already believes we�re headed to civil war anyway, so what the hell, let�s give people another casus belli for it

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 12:39

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think it's about time for a mayo and poo poo party!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 21:36

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

From the Cursed thread:

Fozzy The Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:34

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

How To Basic is doing post-video videos now?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 16:15

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Sekhmnet posted:

http://www.janineantoni.net/gnaw/

Mommy, where will I go when I die?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 23:53

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

NO

PIZZA

RULES

# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 21:41

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Tunicate posted:

Honey you've barely touched your meatball.

Meat orb, that summons the gabaghouls

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 01:31

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

That was not a non-sausage episode

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 00:48

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Mr.Radar posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YWEDflL.mp4

Soon as I saw the velveeta I knew I�d seen this recently

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 21:02

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

rydiafan posted:

Every variety candy with green apple as a flavor would be better if it was replaced with lime.

I�m fine with green apple but I will never forgive those degenerate skittles sons of bitches for replacing lime with it.

Edit:

rydiafan posted:

The OG Starburst spread of Cherry, Strawberry, Lemon, and Orange is still the best flavor mix.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 21:28

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

e: I was the weird kid who liked Arch Deluxe burgers back in the day, despite the "adult" branding.

So much so, that I avoided the Big N Tasty out of spite because that replaced the Arch Deluxe. Yet, here I am, not having eaten anything from McDonald�s in nigh on 21 years because I got sick of being sick every single time I�d eaten there one year, though nowadays it�s just out of stubbornness.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 03:06

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

I like it, it's like one of those fake shaving cream canisters except instead of valuables it hides unidentifiable stew or meat paste

Dennis Nedry: [squeals]

[nearby building�s plate glass fa�ade explodes]

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 20:47

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

*ponders* Vinegar Jell-O, you say?

Sure, why not.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 01:37

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Ghost Cactus posted:

Circus peanut chat reminded me of marshmallow easter eggs.

The crunchy chewy texture is so good. They give me massive sugar headaches though.

I also walk among you as a circus peanut enjoyer. You can�t take us all down�

# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 16:12

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Poopelyse posted:

tag yourself, I'm Mojito Supreme

https://twitter.com/Jackapedia_/status/1572009052162629632?t=z66M1xF2C22sQDFJT9jKxw&s=19

I don�t usually do this, but fine: �You�ve hosed up.� The entire column.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 18:31

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357590942209015808/1023150073368035418/4679.mp4

Or? Or�now hear me out�or you could spend like 40-50 bucks and get a cotton candy maker that won�t make something with little specks of lint and isn�t [as big] a fire hazard

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 19:07

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Abobo runs a food truck, called ABOBO CHICKEN, where he serves only adobo chicken

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 17:27

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

^^christ I hate it so much

AARD VARKMAN posted:

can't these damned foreigners understand i only want ~~McCormickTM chili packet~~ bunch of individual vials of McCormickTM spices flavor when I hear the word "chili"

fixed for that edgelord �recipe� �comic�

E: f; b

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 15:49

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh god he has many many more of these. but they seemed to have stopped a year ago:

wonder if covid got the 2am chili guy.

Oh loving come on, man

Can�t wait for this guy to do a collab with that goon who did the chili recipe that called for, idk, potatoes or mushrooms or some poo poo, and claimed that people would be lining up around the block to fellate you for it (I actually conflated that guy with the edgelord comic guy tbh)

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 18:51

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Samovar posted:

How could you mention him and not the absolutely fantastic response to his claim?

Here's the setup:

porizj posted:

I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili.

And the punchline:

Scientastic posted:

Anything to get the taste out of their mouth, I suppose.

I also enjoyed this post:

Scientastic posted:

I really like this recipe. I had to make a couple of substitutions, because I couldn't find certain ingredients, but I'm really happy with how it turned out.

I changed the pork to beef, simply because I prefer beef. I obviously kept the tomatoes, but I had to replace the onion soup mix with cheese sauce, because I'm reverse lactose intolerant (if there's not sufficient lactose in my food, I get sick). I know a few purists will be cross with me for this, but I had to leave out the mushrooms (I'm allergic to them). Instead, I used large flat sheets of pasta. I thought it'd be nice to give it a bit of an avant garde twist, so I made my chili in layers. One layer of meaty sauce, followed by the mushrooms (flat pasta), topped with onion soup (cheese sauce). After a couple of layers like this, I topped the whole thing of with beans. Except, because I couldn't get beans, I used grated parmesan.

It was delicious. A++++ would cook again.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 16:55

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

What is the debris inside the meat tube, labeled 16?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 18:26

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

By the way I got you an actual answer for this

Not very exciting

Thanks. Not exciting, but at least it�s not a bunch of Ted Cruz tonsil stones I guess

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 00:15

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 01:35

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Aw poo poo I�m gonna have to get some Jet�s tomorrow

It�s the only thing that�s any good in this clowntown here in Ohio

# ¿ Oct 8, 2022 00:13

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

My regional grocery store chain has a section of the candy aisle dedicated to old-tyme candies�circus peanuts, Mary Janes, chick-o-sticks, the Blackjack/Clove/Beeman�s trio, necco wafers, nik-l-nips, bit-o-honeys, all the stuff people hate. I like them all though, the only candy that I think is cursed are dots/crows/jujubes but only because they get jammed in my teeth worse than anything else.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 01:55

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

By popular demand posted:

What? Don't you enjoy a hamburger by having a friend upend a tall glass into your gaping mouth? Protip: have another friend to hold your mouth open with the special dental vise.

Makes me think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-o7YG3x0DI

# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 00:21