The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Edmund Sparkler posted:

RE: Sonic 06.
If I remember correctly, Slowbeef LPed the whole game and even had to restart from scratch a good way through because his PS3 died.

Indeed he does, with 'Beetus co-commentating, and it is truly painful even without the major technical issues and loading screens. There are separate plot paths and endings for multiple characters which require you to replay levels/refight bosses. It's truly the stuff of nightmares.

Karate Bastard posted:

So that everything doesn't happen at once.

Depends on your perspective :eng101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60l_BbQHJY&t=406s

# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 06:30

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:09

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

This is hilariously hosed up. Tyson is a weird dude. Grew up rough, convicted rapist and abused women left and right who has somehow rebranded himself into �cool old dude� and no one questions it

Him and a pidgin Norm McDonald starring in a Scooby Doo knockoff really shouldn't work, but it kind of does...

# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 06:36

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
Prosciutto is just paper bacon don't @ me.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It's ok but do you have one that's a little bit more... Dragula?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 05:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

Wife found this in Giant Food yesterday. We�re not sure whether this is leftover from Halloween or what but it turns out no one wants to buy a product called:

I've made biscuits with the blood from a package of steaks mixed in to the batter. They turn pink and they're tasty as hell 🧛‍♂️

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 02:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

butt dickus posted:

that's not blood. it's myoglobin

Huh.

Sounds pretty close, but more like blood just for the inside of your muscles? There's blood and actual separate steak juice.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 02:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

fluff + angst is just Millennial tsundere don't @ me.

Cartoon Man posted:

Work in something about how the filter also purifies the sound and you can charge audiophiles 10x that.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 13:56

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Fors Yard posted:

also on the site (Content Warnings: ableism, mentions of child abuse, self-harm for magical purposes, violence/blood, mild body horror)

Waste of Breath posted:

Just like the US marines say

Ooh Woo

# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 01:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlXPOMGFrWI

My grandparents smoked like chimneys there whole lives, they could have remodeled their house with this one weird trick.

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/56J2UcO.mp4

American Psycho remake looking weird.

Liquid Chicken posted:

Just came back from seeing "Disney on Ice". Dory has nice eyes.

Hey buddy, my eyes are

Antiquated Pants posted:

My eyes are down here, buddy!

koshmar posted:

Enough about racist AI

https://i.imgur.com/s7kPtF8.mp4

# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 00:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 03:38

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Code Jockey posted:

and two tall booms

Oh right, I forgot.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 23:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
I like how they still gave him the Pixar eyebrow raise :raise:

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

A house inhabited by thousands of scorpions is hardly abandoned.

They were talking about All Hope, by those that entered there :gonk:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 01:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

trapped mouse posted:

Yassferatu

I'd say there's a 'impaled with my wooden steak :wink:

' joke in there somewhere, but that scene in the book is already a thinly veiled gangbang metaphor so :shrug:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 04:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Just checking, are we talking about Robin here or what?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 04:47

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It's so the doctor can shoot you if your farts aren't luscious enough

Jesus you'd think with royalties and Stranger Things dosh Winona Ryder wouldn't also have to jobber for fetish money

Mister Speaker posted:

That's hosed up.

Pick your curse: cultural tourism or still wussing out and going to the hospital after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 04:30

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

gimme dat snussy

Unless there's another hole in the back it's really more of a snowaca.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 06:18

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

BasicLich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Vwxgo8akE&t=170s

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 23:32

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

It's the cuck chair cus it can't possibly seat you like a real chair can. They're only useful as a hamper.

Can't find the image but a meme that hit me real hard was something like:

Morning: move clothes from desk to bed
Night: move clothes from bed to desk

# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 06:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tarquinn posted:

You know the _{_{smells like}} was already a last minute addition to the design in a futile attempt to lawyer around the obvious problem.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 09:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

Known Nazi organization, The New York Times, is indoctrinating people through the crossword again.

Should have at least rotated it 45 degrees and claimed the Manji defense.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 23:39

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/archaeologyart/status/1604959827805065242?t=vbADvi5MfMiV2pyCLbk5kw&s=19

Broke: 6 pack abs
Woke: 6 pack pecs

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I really hope to see a future wave of kids 18+ that start suing the poo poo out of their idiot parents for putting this garbage online while they were underage & couldn't/didn't consent

At least in the states you're not a real person until you turn 18, so parent's don't need consent :smith:

Stoatbringer posted:

From the thumbnail it looked like this guy was having a really good scratch of his arse with his right hand, but sadly it's just the way his back muscles are drawn.

Yeah now it just looks like he's... oh... oooohhhhhhhhhhh :wink:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2022 13:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

That old cumsock just wasn't cursed enough for you, was it :argh:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2022 16:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Nothing wakes me up in the morning quiet like a rodent viciously mauling my balls.

Post/avatar combo on point.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't think that's right but I don't know enough about endurance treading to dispute it

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 10:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

I sometimes boil eggs in my electric kettle as it can make perfect hard-boiled eggs.

I always wash the kettle out afterwards.

Have an unrelated cursed image.

I wanted to like Hannibal but the gore started out at 11 and had nowhere to go. By the time they got to beachside corpse totem I was already over it

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 14:08

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

You must be confusing it with Gilmore Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtqXsDTPyFg

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 15:22

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/jestingtime/status/1610658882979758081?t=_c71eHxCuIISnUaLDt-IiQ&s=19

The true consequence of No Nut November

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 03:50

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The true curse is imagining flipping that mattress :gonk:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 06:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

This would be an excellent subtitle for a lot of threads but I don't think it really fits here.

Might shop it around at General Bullshit � Dumb poo poo your work does - Something Agile-ish

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 05:42

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tuna-Fire posted:

Tortured to death to generate snacks

Worse than that... smores :kingsley:

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 21:41

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

KitConstantine posted:

I dunno this threads policy about spoilering nws if it's a poorly drawn comic but I saw this now you have to

We regret to inform you the alien was played by Justin Roiland in a PVC suit.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 21:41

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The Conquest posted:

Man, I've seen bad implants produce walleyed nipples before but this is extreme!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 05:22

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Wall Balls posted:

these guys are low hanging fruit but also lol

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1614077084250550273

Is this why that bodybuilder forum couldn't figure out how many days are in a week?

e:
Aw beaten

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 04:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Spazzle posted:

Next you're gonna say you don't poop in the convenient men's room mini toilets.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 04:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

If Breath of the Wild taught me anything that would make them twice as nutritious.

Lots of people probably will say this video is cursed, but every time I run across it I end up watching the whole thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYutF8qr7AY

e:
Goddammit I'm doing it again :negative:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jan 31, 2023

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 07:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
Them's some dirty feeted hippies :tarantino:

Stoatbringer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Rv938Gk.mp4

Imagining looping it over this and creeping myself out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR75Qv3Mv5A

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 06:20

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

GABA ghoul posted:

That's why I'm always clenching at work. Always

Post/avatar combo on point.

Lt. Cock posted:

Is this a real sentence

Sometimes when I'm at my parent's house I like to read the bridge column from the newspaper and pretend it's something any human could ever understand:

Get 100% hosed with that.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 04:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

When I was like 11 years old I read an entire book on playing bridge because my dad and stepmom played it with my grandparents and got to stay up late having a good time. Then I tried to actually play it with my dad as a partner and he screamed at me for bidding wrong or some poo poo and I never tried again.

I can only remember seeing bridge in one piece of media in my whole life and it's 0901 of M*A*S*H where Potter and Winchester fail out of a bridge tournament because they 'won't support each other's suites' or some such bridge-y bullshit.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 10:26

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

KozmoNaut posted:

I bought a 1970s wristwatch recently and it came in a box that absolutely reeked of stale cigarette smoke. I didn't think I would get the full 70s ambience included with the watch

Once someone had a nice looking pleather upholstered chair sitting out by the curb near my office. I actually had a use for one at the time so I rolled over and tossed it in my back seat. When I came back out a few hours later to drive home I opened the door and was hit with a wall of stale tobacco fumes. I didn't notice anything with it out in the open, but sitting in an enclosed space allowed decades of 2nd hand stench to fill up my RAV4 :argh:

Powered Descent posted:

I worked at a mom and pop video rental place too, and yeah, the extremely well-stocked porn section was the main thing that differentiated us from the Blockbuster up the road.

I was too young to ever go in, but the video store we went to every weekend so I could rent an NES game had a little closet for the pornos. Just had a little half curtain dividing it from the rest of the store. I'd hang out nearby pretending to look at something else and try to catch a glimpse of some of the covers whenever someone entered or left.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 04:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Splicer posted:

Was it here or the schad thread that posted the guy getting his legs airbagged? Because it looked like this.

Here, the Schad thread gets real pearl clutch-y whenever an actual injury happens on camera. That clip probably would have caught a probation and started a 2 page derail the definition and nature of the word schadenfreude.

necroid posted:

this sounds like everyone filmed here is named either skeeter or dixie

You can't prove they're not :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 08:45

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hn82Em4.gifv
It�s already dead but add salt and heat and it moves�

There's fresh � and then there's long-lasting fresh :coolfish:

# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 03:50

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:09

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Wall Balls posted:

love spotting celebs at the superbowl

Hm right now this is only about a .5 Curse... Computer: ENHANCE!

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1624957519360671746?s=46&t=QGT0pEXDFemrSdn_Yv71Zw

There we go.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 08:00

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