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Canadian Fonzie posted:My girlfriend just shared the @cursedcookbooks Instagram account with me this morning and it's chock full of stuff like this. Canadian Fonzie posted:
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Hi everyone! I made my bed this morning, AMA!
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Edmund Sparkler posted:What did you make it out of?
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Yaldabaoth posted:One of these days we're going to hear about a serial killer who just outright murders women and cuts their feet off to stick them in jars.
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I want to know how "shooting of daughter" was common enough that it got on that list.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:This is the most disturbing video featuring a man and a jar that I have ever seen
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Cartoon Man posted:Elephant shitter’s clogged: The elephant probably felt good too 
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Yaldabaoth posted:See, I can understand people seeing generic shadowy figures but the hat man specifically feels like it must be due to some sort of cultural influence. Edit: Later, when I did see it online and realized it was a sort-of common hallucination thing I was intrigued. At the time I thought maybe I had seen an actual demon of some kind--that people were seeing the same thing because it was REAL--but I was dumb about a lot of stuff then. BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Do you hear their footsteps like they are walking on gravel? Murdstone fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Aug 21, 2022 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:I have been trying to re-find the news article I read maybe 15 years ago that talked about how all the candy companies were no longer going to make new candies and they were just going to give the same candies slight flavor changes or make their candies flavored like other branded candies. I remember it using an example of some big new candy rollout that had just happened and saying that may be one of the last times you see an entirely new candy bar enter the market because you do not need to spend any money on marketing if you just plop a new flavor of the old thing next to the old thing.
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"Let's take Quantum Leap, a show with comfortable nostalgia for our increasingly old audience, and redo it with lore."
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RatHat posted:https://twitter.com/DrugsNSatan/status/1574859387851616259?s=20&t=t3QPbtKFSIaQOJ8_4QiYSw
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Frank Frank posted:gently caress you. Seriously.
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quote:Rosemond has received criticism for his recommendations on toilet training[3] and spanking[4] because they contradict other parenting experts' recommendations as well as the official evidence-based policy of the American Psychological Association.[5] Rosemond's statements on attention deficit hyperactivity disorder also have been criticized for being inaccurate;[6] Rosemond says the disorder does not exist.[7]
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He keeps making those lovely Jurassic World movies gently caress that guy.
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Android Apocalypse posted:I wore contact lenses for >10 years and I never forgot I had them on, mainly because when I took them off I was blind AF. "Oh I can see? Must have my contacts in. Better remove them before bedtime."
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Of course! It’s so obvious!
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Worst possible Valentine's gift for Paul Pelosi.
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MrUnderbridge posted:gently caress. That. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmDhRvvs5Xw I would not walk either, for the record.
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hazardousmouse posted:I do think those are different places
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Do you pronounce it as a word; "uwu" or as its individual letters; "u double-u u"?
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lol that was his announcement? I gotta get to the Trump lol thread.
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Am I the first to say "Ratat-pooie"?
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I used to live in Springfield, Virginia (outside DC), and I had a roommate who lived with me and also worked in Springfield, but on the other side of town. He didn't have a car, so he had to bus it to work every day. To do so, he'd have to take a bus from near our place in Springfield, out to the Pentagon in Arlington (where there is a hub I guess), and then catch another bus back to Springfield. There was no bus that just took you across. Eventually, he worked out a deal with this neighbor who worked at the Pentagon that he would give him a ride up there in the morning so he could use the HOV lanes. I don't think they had an afternoon deal though. A weird system developed around this HOV-pickup thing in the DC suburbs where people gather in certain places, like an empty parking lot for a defunct store, and line up waiting for someone to pick them up to take HOV lanes to the Pentagon or into DC or whatever. It's called 'slugging' for some reason. It seems to have just naturally evolved on its own, which is pretty neat I think.
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As usual, just a bunch of gills, gills, gills.  Edmund Sparkler posted:She has a different father. So I guess stepdaughter makes more sense? (Her mother and I aren't together anymore)
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Mods: please change my name to “Vape Kazoo”
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joneswt posted:Gonna need some awfully big jury boxes to fit ALL the employees.
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Cacafuego posted:They pissed in the sink?
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LifeSunDeath posted:A good but not great source of piss
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Wall Balls posted:military industrial momplex
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Dr. Quarex posted:As much as I hate this and anyone who would buy one, I pride myself on my integrity so I freely admit this looks exactly like the kind of vehicle I would have hoped as an 8-year-old that I would be driving as an adult
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Tiny Timbs posted:There was a period where our insurance lapsed and my Type 1 diabetic wife couldn’t get her test strips for less than $$$$ but they happened to be on sale as a pack-in with a glucometer for way less money. We bought like 6 of those things and just threw them away
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We used to take those ashtrays for home use. Having grown up in Virginia, I never thought they would ban smoking entirely in restaurants and bars, but they did about 15 years ago. The pool hall I frequented built a glass-enclosed smoking room right in the middle of the place. Later they took the thing down and moved it to the front of the place at one of the exits and that became the non-smoking section and you could smoke in the rest of the pool hall. There were a few places that tried to get tricky like that but I imagine that's kind of died down now. People seem to feel free to vape pretty much everywhere now and I think a lot fewer people are taking up smoking and instead doing that but that's anecdotal. The last office I worked at that had indoor smoking was the NRA HQ. I temped there for a week or so in probably the 90s and there was a smoking lounge that looked like it used to be a kitchen/break-room. It was small and quite packed a lot of the time.
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Elissimpark posted:Ugh, I've realised as an adult that that was my house growing up. My parents smoked inside for the best part of 40 years. I was probably that weird smelling kid at school, but never realised it.
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bossy lady posted:They got rid of the potato wedges. They are beyond redemption.
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At first I thought it was an employee celebrating their 90th birthday.
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