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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Jones really loves staring at the picture of the tree.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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I missed a chunk of Mark's opener but it seemed like he did a great job.

Gonna laugh if Jones' attorney takes 5 minutes or so and that's it

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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He is honored. lmao


Edit: lmao Jones is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Laughing at the squeak of the marker writing

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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2016 election!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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BigglesSWE posted:

OFC THEY BRING UP HILLARY

In one of the depos of him he states Clinton is behind this (or the other suits) a few times.

Halirous it's brought up now

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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EorayMel posted:

What do we need now for a bingo, some 9/11 and/or obama birth certificate stuff?

Or maybe just flat-out saying the judge is jewish like its some kind of legal grand slam

Judge is a paid op by Soros

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://twitter.com/brie_san11/status/1551971907695771648?s=20&t=ss1havKkxVXNpYTNFoi7vA

Jones always going to Jones

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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I don't know and wanted to ask before.

Let's say he has to pay $150 million and has the net worth to match it. How does that actually work? What gaurentee do the families have that Jones pays?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

first step is basically the honor system. the court trusts that the party found responsible for the judgement will make a good faith attempt to pay

jones obviously will not do this. im not sure if the judge in this case can tack anything on to force jones to pay, but she's definitely of the mindset to do so since she's already maximally pissed at jones as she can be within the extent of the law

when jones doesn't pay, the parties he needs to provide payment too can sue him again to force payment, and this is when the government actually start seizing jones' assets like taking money from his accounts and making him sell his poo poo, and if he continues to not do that its jail time baby

Interesting. Thanks

Is a time frame usually in place for payment? Pay all within X years or something.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Apparently Jones went on the air during the break

Also https://twitter.com/BasketHerder/status/1552025054778630144?t=rLfohsRrZs4z5qNdIt9JPQ&s=19

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Going to be laughing if Jones doesn't show up and goes live on his show and does commentary watching the court stream

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

Holy poo poo the judge is MAD

:bisonyes:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Jones going to promote Daria after this

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Release the Kraken!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://youtu.be/Dx32b5igLwA

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Is there a list of who is getting called to the stand?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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mojo1701a posted:

LMAO Daria's not qualified to be a business records custodian.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

god it's gotta suck to be the jury on this

just chilling in the jury room for like two hours, doing really nothing

I'll be in the minority and love to be on the jury.

Did a 3 day Civil case years ago and loved the experience

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Video game Doom

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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BigglesSWE posted:

If you ever doubted the hard work Knowledge Fight goes through for us....

Gotta up my Patreon to them

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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IT"S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: Judge "It's fine"

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Alex is anti-war. Very good to know in this case cause....

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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17 minute clip incoming!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Just going to say gently caress Rham Emanuel

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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I hope Opening Arguments does an episode on just how bad a job the lawyer is doing.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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:siren:Jones is back:siren:

I'm sure that tree painting missed his stare

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Hillary :argh:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Defense is done! But now redirect time

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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omg the Schiff bit

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Oh snap Mark staredown to Alex talking to loud

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Digital Jedi posted:

:siren:Jones is back:siren:

I'm sure that tree painting missed his stare

Jones lasted 2 hours!

edit: VVV just a little breakie

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jul 28, 2022

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Scipiotik posted:

These jury questions seem not great for Alex. Definitely sounds like a lot of the jurors hate him.

His lawyer made them watch like an hour of his show.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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lmao they calling out Jones for being on the show during the trail

loving amazing.

This has to be a first

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Not sure he knows anything

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I hope they put Jones on the stand. I loving hope so bad they put him on the stand.

God it would be amazing but I can't imagine he will be.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Hollismason posted:

Why is he going to jail?

January 6th iirc

Edit: January 6th is where he might have violated parole. He entered into a plea deal for disrupting a House hearing in 2019

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-siege/infowars-host-charged-with-federal-crimes-after-claiming-hed-save-the-republic-from-fraudulent-election-during-u-s-capitol-siege/ posted:

The January 6, 2021 siege was not the first time Shroyer engaged in alleged illegal conduct around the Capitol. On December 9, 2019, he disrupted a House Judiciary Committee hearing by “jump[ing] up from his seat and shout[ing] in a loud manner . . . caus[ing] the Chairman to hit the gavel and request that order be restored,” the court documents noted.

Officers took Shroyer from the room and arrested him. He entered into a Community Service Deferred Prosecution Agreement which required him not to parade, demonstrate, or picket within the Capitol buildings. The deal also required him not to engage in other threatening or abusive conduct around the facility.

According to federal court papers, that agreement remained in effect on January 6, 2021. And Shroyer allegedly “had not completed, nor reported the completion of, any of the 32 hours of community service as required” as of the date of the Jan. 6 siege.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jul 28, 2022

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Lmao he doesn't understand how non-profits work at all

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Omg:perfect:

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