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crispix posted:

a statue of a dog poo poo made entirely out of dog poo poo

Dwarf Fortress UK DLC

(or RimWorld UK if you prefer)

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sebzilla posted:

Major Charles Ingram kicking himself for missing this one weird trick.

tbf I'd probably cough every time it went off anyway :o:

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

The kids may have Crab Rave and the Dancing Pallbearers, I will stick with the classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

Loaded in a separate tab ready and waiting to go

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keep punching joe posted:

they mean to sit on

You're not very comfy, Rik Liz
No I'm bloody not!!

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

FFS she's 96!

the absolute opposite of a nice age

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man when something pops up that you haven't thought of for literal decades

https://twitter.com/ScarredForLife2/status/1568173822209146880

Murun is an instant Icon for Britain in 2022.

(the Scarred for Life books are well worth looking up, I have the first two in paperback and they are dense, small-type doorstoppers of UK nostalgia)

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keep punching joe posted:

Look at this cunts hand!





Gan on Chas, slap the poo poo out of her

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so much going on in one photo

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Tesseraction posted:

Cream for the Queen

Queenpied the wife last night

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Oh nice new Kier Starmer merch just dropped

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Pablo Bluth posted:

We could use plastination and donate her to Madame Tussauds.

Honestly if you wouldn't want to see Gunther Von Hagens doing a Skull Face anti-monarchy monologue while holding his hat on with one hand and winching the Queen's coffin up under a helicopter I don't know what to say.

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A Buttery Pastry posted:

Even someone moving her in a wheelbarrow could clear that in an hour. Obviously more people might show up if you did this, but that would easily be solved by having the coffin just do loops around like Hyde Park or something.

I'm getting a sudden inspiration concerning those big costumes for ITS A KNOCKOUT we have mothballed somewhere.

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happyhippy posted:

Just heard, the UK is changing to a new calendar and time system.
The 24 hour clock is being moved. Instead of 0000 being midnight, it will now start when the Queen is finally laid to rest.
Monday to be permanently renamed to Mournday, and will now be an extra day of rest.
A new law will be shortly passed so that everything will stop on this day
2022 AD will cease to exist from Tuesday onward. Instead it will now be 1 AL (After Liz).

The Quenix Epoch

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fuctifino posted:

Seen in Bristol


Banksy here wanting to put the Groom of the Stool out of a job, typical ivory tower lib.

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Red Oktober posted:

I'm not completely supportive of this one now - there's another video which shows right before where he dodges past a few police and through a barrier, and it is about 10 seconds before the convey passes through, so I do get why they did what they did.

'Suicide Bomber on Roller Blades' on surprisingly few 2022 Bingo cards.

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fuctifino posted:

So apparently Kwasi Karteng is soon going to be announcing 8 charter zones, where large chunks of the UK will given over to be run by 'global companies' operating in a low tax environment. These companies will be able to override/ignore many UK laws, such as planning, employment, safety etc, and pretty much be law unto themselves. Local government will still exist, but the charter companies will be able to override most local govt decisions if they disagree with them.

This is quite scary dystopian poo poo. I've tried not to worry about any of this, but I'm in one of these proposed zones.

RIP me I guess?...

Oh hey someone in Government read Claire North's 84K and thought drat what a great idea! :ohdear:

On a lighter note, a FB reminder from 13 years back


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6207841/Keep-Britain-Tidy-campaign-should-bin-the-filth-say-campaigners.html

lol

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The Question IRL posted:

And so the Something Awful riots of 2022 were started by posts about the size of balloons.

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https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1575768692771667969

I have some some cuts in mind that could be made.

Fucks sake man.

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2028 - Attenborough's 'Extinctimals' BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONTANA RECREATIONS

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Lol yes its catch-22 where you need a Passport for a Drivers License and some form of photo ID for a Passport. My Passport ran out like two decades ago and my Drivers License is a tattered old green paper thing, so I'm in a cleft stick. Thanks at least to Keith for making me not have any interest in voting next time a GE comes around and solving my 'No ID, No Vote' issue I guess.

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Tesseraction posted:

Something that could spook the markets eh

some kind of large bird-of-prey?

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Proving without a doubt that Party Boys was no one-hit wonder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE

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quote:

Soldier’s Memento Mori
inscribed G. BRITAIN / YE SHALT GO HOME / THIS WAY
bone, within an ebonised wood coffin, with a bone relief and metal mounts and lined with red velvet

:hmmyes:

Edit:

Red velvet lines the black box
Great Britannia's dead

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josh04 posted:

He's going to reach the "Lowtax equilibrium"

Horizontal and not moving :pray:

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Tigey posted:

As soon as we saw him, we knew we were dealing with a very wee man.

Almost too wee.

Sunak confirmed to live in a £multimillion termite mound

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DesperateDan posted:

less rag and bones/horse and cart and more scrap metal/beaten up old transit flatbed, but they still ring a bell and cruise around these parts and if you need an old appliance gone they will be there in minutes

Theres an auld feller used to have a cart but now has a knackered van does the rounds near mothers house - you can hear him coming a mile off 'RAGT'BOOONNE', but I realised just recently when he drove round the estate something new; all his cries were exactly similar - he's somehow gotten a sample of his shout and is repeat broadcasting it over a PA speaker. Was honestly impressed.

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Visiting Mothers house, usually the noise of the sea here approx. a half-km away is a constant white-noise hiss, but tonight its an absolute roar. Shipping forecast says 'very rough' for Tyne, that doesn't come up often.

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Ytong Clad - Protect ya Brick

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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Despite my physical appearance, I've been asked several times at Chinese supermarkets and restaurants whether I'm Chinese or have lived in Hong Kong based on what I'm buying/ordering.

Username / Post Disparity :eyepop:

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