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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Ol sakkman posted:

if someone as beloved as cumshitter is still permad after a year, i better not get myself permad

free ol sakkman

yeah, doesn't roll off the tongue better mind your p's and q's

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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DesertIslandHermit posted:

There was also all that grooming bullshit they accused Disney of doing and it was happening at the same time a big evangelical church was being investigated for child sexual assault.

Everything with conservatives is projection and distraction.

The religious groups and chuds are pawns for a lot of this. The "groomer" stuff is getting ginned up with specific targets in mind: libraries and public schools. They're one of the few places in each city that public money gets spent on simply shared common goods. If they can make public schools and libraries seem like dens of debauchery that have to be reined in, they can privatize them with charter schools and whatever the gently caress they want to name their privatization of the libraries will be.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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mazzi Chart Czar posted:

What kind of weird effed up training ground is this pants first - then underwear, dropping.
I unhook my pants, wedge my thumbs over both that pants and underwear, get them past my booty and let gravity do the rest.

The underwear stays enough intact to the pants, that after the pooping I can put them back on at the same time.

Thanks for the pooping tips

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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I've got a golden tickettttttttt

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1631702432404078617

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/1631725806383767561

:sad:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1631792843923636230

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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tenderjerk posted:

man this netflix doc on woodstock 99 has great footage but is awful

Is that the one where they had a bunch of the organizers on to say "all those women who got sexually assaulted should have worn more clothes"?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Filthy Hans posted:

The evil god Iuz assaulted Citadel Cavitius and is currently yet again battling Vecna for supremacy so the entire place is a war zone, the liches have their marching orders

Sounds like you should just stay out of the way d

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Vim Fuego posted:

cast whirling blade and acid spray to make lich ceviche

Add milk for lich leche ceviche

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Ham Cheeks posted:

what are some fun instruments to learn to play? I already play guitar and wanna learn something new and fun

Banjo

Can't go wrong with banjo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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How long are you gonna make that poor cat wear that thing?

Free jimbee

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Pretty bad crop of Best Picture nominees this year but Tar and EEAAO wouldn't be egregiously bad winners

I mean, they gave it to Green Book and the movie where the mute lady fucks the Creature from the Black Lagoon

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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tacodaemon posted:

what's the worst Best Picture Oscar pick ever? is it Dances With Wolves?

"Crash" and "Green Book" are outright bad films.

Haven't seen "Nomadland," but have heard nothing but bad things. Didn't see "CODA" but it looked boring as poo poo.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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sinnesloeschen posted:

jesus fuckin lolin christ this track aged like raw chicken and uncooked potatoes left in a cabinet for three months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

wonder if that guy has a 401k now

That song rules. Always has always will

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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sinnesloeschen posted:

look

in the interest of community n love heres a record we can all agree is cool n good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w

if u disagree u luv rush limbaugh and want 2 kiss him

A Vulcan singing a love song. Disgusting

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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What's he getting arrested for?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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That DICK! posted:

all that stuff he did

I hope he gets the death penalty

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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lol holy poo poo it's about the Michael Cohen hush money stuff? What in the gently caress took them so long I think Michael Cohen did all of his time by now.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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DrPossum posted:

literally no reason

I tracked it down. The original NBC article says felony falsifying of business records, which is a Class E felony 1-5 years in prison.

Michael Cohen got hit with like 8 other charges too. I imagine some of those have to be in the mix.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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DrPossum posted:

lol cohen ognna get 40years and the chair and tump gonna get a statue in his honor in times square

Cohen already did his time. I imagine he'll be testifying against Trump.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Wait a minute what are we even talking about here any Trump conviction would go to the Supreme Court eventually and he'd get appeal bonds easy

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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The big man in cuffs yet?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1638522369521360896

the new lib brain theory is that actually, he's already been indicted

You can tell from these photos that he's wearing an ankle monitor

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Ben Shapiro has surprisingly high numbers among Democrats

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1638895124385021953

Healthy 100-year-old goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - DEATH. Many such cases!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Afroman getting sued for infringing on the privacy of .... the police who busted into his home and got caught on his security cameras

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1639804236228710402

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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smarxist posted:

ATTN: GOON READING DEATH'S END DID YOU FINISH THE BUNKER ERA YET TY

Is there a reading group or something? Death's End ruled aside from the misogyny

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Defunding libraries is just a step to privatizing them. This was always the goal of the right; all the "libraries grooming kids for gaytranspedophile sex" stuff is just in service of this goal.

Up next: Public schools

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Just think there's a timeline where Trump never came down the golden elevator and he's happily tweeting about how unfair this verdict is

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Indict every president

Arrest them all the day they leave office

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1641631258999496704

But I heard the news awhile back when Donald Trump said he was getting indicted that Tuesday

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Greg Legg posted:

Being at the gun range with a bunch or right wing Trump guys the moment he got indicted was profound. I'm still processing this.

I'm sure they all had well-measured and thoughtful takes.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The average NFL game is longer than the average MLB game and has been for a long rear end time

That's OK because the NFL is watchable

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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All cops etc

https://twitter.com/JMShumway/status/1642012724979986432

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Isentropy posted:

he literally just had to do the same boilerplate statement every other GOP person did

I think they were all trying to bait trump into going Waco at which point he could be easily abandoned

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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sinnesloeschen posted:

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that james dean and jimmy dean the sausage guy were two different, discrete individuals

James Deen and Jimmy Dean are the same guy. Common mistake.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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the milk machine posted:

isn’t james deanmon the J.P. Morgan guy

That's Jimmy Peen

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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lol this is already a shitshow, and it's barely even begun. There's no way Trump would adhere to a gag order if it's issued either.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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new kind of cat posted:

which one of the guys sucks less? being that’s it’s for mayor of chicago, i’m sure they’re both horrible

Paul Vallas is a loving monster

https://www.levernews.com/how-vallas-helped-wall-street-loot-chicagos-schools/

He did this to New Orleans too.

I don't know poo poo about Brandon Johnson but he's probably way better

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Where's the mugshot?

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