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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


also also https://twitter.com/f1trolls_/status/1564234151481466880

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Frond posted:

Alpha Tauri is hosed lol.

no wonder rb wants to cut them

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Zedd posted:

Just sell it to Honda and make it a works team, also bring back Kobayashi.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Alaois posted:

Its actually the peak of motorsport, the apex of driving talent or daddy's money and cutting edge technology, hth

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Coca Koala posted:

Danny Ric is off the grid so now i gotta find a new favourite driver, currently taking applications but I think alonso is a front runner because nobody else is as good at the messy bitch drama I crave

if you're looking for a driver with a similar skill level or pace, can I recommend lance stroll?

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Rhopunzel posted:

ferrari already falling apart

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


great quali, red bull easy 1 2 like they deserve, ferarri 3 4 so they have a great place to fall from and noted racist favorite alonso slightly set back from initial hype

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008



this will become a mark of shame like the mclaren tag, mark my words

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


awful race

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Brownie posted:

Why does Toto make the merc reserve driver stand beside him and watch the race on his monitor while he sits? It’s weirdly consistent.

don't kinkshame him

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


why did they pit lando so many times? steering wheel flying off?

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


lewis switching teams would be appropriate for requisite f1 drama

unrelated https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoMp53TP75R/

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Elendil004 posted:

Why do the teams do their briefing/team-meetings wearing their headsets and mics and stuff?

because f1 is a blessed multicultural global sport they're all listening to translators just like the united nations

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008



the icc is probably more apt

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


amazing lol

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


merc definitely split strategy just to keep George and lewis from fighting and getting pissy, which really just makes it even funnier

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


lewis should be arrested and charged with attempted murder for the silverstone crash

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


toadee posted:

Hamilton at least has a personality and values you can love or hate or agree or disagree with. Max is a lovely racing robot whose favorite food is onion soup and favorite hype song is "-" according to his little pre season get to know your drivers bio he submitted. Just imagine rooting for a man whose idea of an exciting race weekend is eating onion soup in silence.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


George is going to have a bad weekend because he has to get up super early to put on union jack face paint before watching the coronation live

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Whole lot of people in this thread not respecting Cars, which is the best driving movie.

because there are no drivers its more of a walking movie

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


lmao

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


well no race so shitpost we must https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsJl6kjgVqg/

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Jobbo_Fett posted:

Lewis/Alonso Aston-Martin with Honda engines

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1661198345346400257?t=hfRWTh0n2CHralalRdrtgg&s=19

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


george being a little rules lawyering pissboy begging for team orders again :sad:

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

lance is crap

hell, i think aston is even selling themselves short with alonso. he was pretty on par with ocon last year. i mean ocon isn't exactly poo poo but c'mon.

if aston doesn't take a big swing at someone like norris for next season they're just not serious

unreal

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


big fan of this oil patch corner

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


strowns strollowns is that a thing

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


that setup is extra funny for races when it's like 4am in the uk

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


incredible quali

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Oct 16, 2008


Keyser_Soze posted:

Quali is dumb, mostly boring and usually skippable to the last minute of each session. Just do a random draw for order, send them out by themselves for 3 laps, done.

look at this bozo

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Mechafunkzilla posted:

Rename the safety car the Dangermobile and have it drive around the track in the wrong direction during qualifying

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


it's time to take checo out to pasture and replace him with the most hilarious option: yuki

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Fluffdaddy posted:

Bottas was the perfect second driver for a championship: rarely binned it, finished second enough to lock down the constructors, always followed team orders.

Checo isn't the worst but I bet you put Daniel Ricardo in that seat and he's at least competitive.

if you mean competitive for being the actual worst yeah

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Bulky Bartokomous posted:

DTS Trip Report

Through about the first 30 minutes of the final episode (Abu Dhabi 2021) I was thinking this must have been one of the most exciting races of all time. Then Latifi bins it and F1 makes a move that makes 1980s WWF wrestling look like a fair, legitimate competition. Holy gently caress. What an absolute screw job. Toto should've punched Michael Masi in the face. I'm legitimately angry right now. Lewis should've boycotted the podium and that race should be known as the "Abu Dhabi Screwjob".

:hmmyes: you're right of course, but if we're redoing calls from 2021, then max would have still won after lewis was rightly banned from the sport for the remainder of the season for his egregious and dangerous driving causing the crash at silverstone

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Oct 16, 2008


net work error posted:

Ferrari are bringing upgrades this weekend it's time for some change

hopefully ferrari HR has been working overtime sacking people

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Oct 16, 2008



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Oct 16, 2008


Charles Leclerc posted:

Just finished watching quali. Charles is a loving animal, it's actually a joke that people choke on their own spit prostrating themselves over Vercrappen and Shamilton who can only breeze around in a dominant car.

did charles leclerc write this?

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Oct 16, 2008


Thanks Ants posted:

Hearing the average finishing position for a Dutch driver is 10th

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