Ukraine War: Berth El Buk

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HonorableTB posted:

preparing a large scale provocation on the Ukrainian-Belarusian border

That happened over a year ago!!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 04:09

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:30

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Dwesa posted:

Kadyrov is still alive, I guess

https://twitter.com/BBCWillVernon/status/1635234082216099840

The Kremlin but spelled with a G.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 04:53

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Karma Comedian posted:

A couple of maps for you

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1636114200052236290?t=2cvJS1uMrdWBQHq1cRZHWA&s=19

Looks real bad once again.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 05:04

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Haha America just lost the war. Drone down!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 04:20

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

je1 healthcare posted:

I mean, would the rest of Russia even want him back?

They would rather do him themselves.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 04:23

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm going to brutally arrest Putin with machine guns and bazookas and turn him over to the Hague.

HonorableTB posted:

bring a hazmat suit putins are known to spray fecal matter when threatened like a squid shooting ink

Lol, why not just use a horse cum trap and be done with it peacefully? Nice and Easy.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 13:33

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Karate Bastard posted:

What I'm finding myself asking time and time again is could putler flush his toilet hard enough to split the nord stream in two? It seems unlikely, yet I find myself unable to fully dismiss the idea.

Yeah if it blew from the inside the pig has Putin all over it.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 01:40

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

tiaz posted:

alas I fear the (Intelligent) Pipeline Inspection Gauge will be found to merely have borne one of his body doubles

e: or clones???

Body loaded on the pig by David Cameron to satisfy both sides of this thread. QED

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 01:53

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Jimlit posted:

What a dark empty place you'd have to be in to have a favorite tank or care what other people's favorite tanks are.

You are my favorite tankie!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 05:06

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Flavahbeast posted:

I hope they still use the same shells as the Arjun

https://www.drdo.gov.in/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun

Lol I had to click cum blast to see if it was real. It's real baby

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:25

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Toxic Mental posted:

Are you trying to tell me that yours doesn't look like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWLWxxQbFPo

Loving the blast after that penetration

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:39

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1639208048760614915

https://twitter.com/Kingstyler88/status/1639231190589636613
from the replies lmao

Russians used a ~~pencil~~ T34

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 19:48

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zone posted:

2024 Russian MBT:

Looks like they won the war?!?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 23:45

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Big Z is a good rear end name.

And funny in at least a couple of ways :-)

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 21:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Russian Telegram Propaganda on Putin's television appearance: It's on!

Rybar International posted:

About Western arms supplies to Ukraine:

Ukraine uses up to 5 thousand shells per day, while the United States produces only 14-15 thousand per month.

The Russian military industry will produce three times more ammunition than the West can supply to Ukraine.

The West plans to send about 400 tanks to Ukraine, but during this time more than 1600 will be produced in Russia.

The Russian side has something to respond to the transfer of shells with depleted uranium - hundreds of thousands of them are at the disposal of the RF Armed Forces.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 05:37

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Coquito Ergo Sum posted:

I don't know if that's mismanagement, inefficient use of space, not updating tooling, or what, but Ural has had some serious troubles going back to WW2 when it comes to this kind of thing.

I keep investing in billion dollars yachts and multimillion foreign luxury real estate for me and my extended family, but still modern war machinery is not coming out from my production lines any faster!

# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 15:56

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Alan Smithee posted:

they are just out of frame, radiating too

I thought he meant mobiks. Could be both if they march through Prypjat?

# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 00:22

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Crashing is better than taking them to a special military operation though.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 02:41

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

GABA ghoul posted:

There is very little consensus in science on what exactly "kebab meat" is. Yes, it very likely contains some animal products, but narrowing it down to a specific part of the animal kingdom or part of an animal is very hard. The truth is that we just don't know and probably never will.

Just lol if you are not intimately familiar with the kebab animal - the sole source of kebab meat.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 23:30

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HonorableTB posted:

this was the devils bargain. finland gets in with all its faults, including the anime

Trojan Horse if I ever saw one. NATO is doomed. Only Erdogan can save the org now!

# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 04:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sedgr posted:

I wonder what the statuette was? Classical marble statue, Warhammer 40k, or life sized replica of Putin made out of turds?

Putin is a real piece of poo poo.

I think they believe it was white, porcelain, and possibly bowl-shaped from what I read.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 01:45

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HonorableTB posted:

Will Marin's election loss to the right in Finland make a difference in their NATO application?

No.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 04:37

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HonorableTB posted:

This is true. Anyone in Russia who pays attention to the war would be very likely to be familiar with Tatarsky.

Looks like ISW writes about this in their daily report today.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 04:41

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Samovar posted:

Don't look at me, man. I was nowhere near the place.

Yeah we all know you have impressive reach and distance, no need to brag.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 04:42

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Tai posted:

Putin would take over Europe if he had the means to do it. State TV already slobers over the idea of doing it.

Who wouldn't?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 23:12

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zone posted:

Apropos of this actually

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/04/6/7396754/

Only Putin knew when the special military operation was going to start, try to top that!

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 23:39

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

What's going on in those nostrils, Vovochka?

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 02:54

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Lammasu posted:

That is on my bucket list.

Keep your cad�ver away from my mausoleum!

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 04:05

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HonorableTB posted:

yeah that Nobel jerk invented dynamite then went wait wait actually i invented peace instead please remember me for that and not the boom juice

If you want peace, first you must invent dynamite.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 19:47

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

And by money I mean fishbricks and a photo op for your wife with an old fur coat.

New World Order: ~~Gold~~ Fishbrick Standard as the base of Economy and Exchange Rates

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 23:12

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

He couldn't HANDLE the truth!

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 21:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

https://twitter.com/ragnars/status/1644388143892660236

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 23:03

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1645682925818486785
Better to not be able to drive cars, and living alive in an apartment building than ending up lifeless in some Ukrainian field or village.

Service guarantees citizenship!

On a side-note: I wish I was object-279.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 15:09

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Tuna-Fish posted:

Most of Finnish geology consists of extremely old (1.5By+) exposed extremely hard and tough basement rock. If I go outside and kick a few cm of soil off, the rock below is solid, hard granite that goes straight down unbroken for kilometers.

This extremely hard rock is, kind of paradoxically, typically very cheap to quarry. Because it needs no reinforcement, it is easy to mine through blasting, and the rock you extract is actually valuable enough to sell at prices high enough to cover a significant part of your expenses. Because of this, we have tunneled a lot. Like a lot lot.(pdf) Some of this underground stuff is public, like all that infrastructure in Helsinki. But there's quite a bit of fairly obvious additional stuff. Like, when there are three small restricted military zones on different sides of the same hill, each housing only a few small buildings but large parking lots that are often full, it doesn't exactly take a genius to put two and two together.

So when you start with "there's a lot of stuff underground", add "some of it is secret and not publicly talked about", you can bet crazy conspiracy guys are getting their money's worth. When I was in the military, there were all these rumors about tunnels much longer than the officially acknowledged ones. Those rumors were probably bullshit, but less incredible than you'd think -- when the capital started exhausting local freshwater supplies, they just casually dug a 120km tunnel to act as an aqueduct.

Looking at these guys, apparently the tunnel rumors have expanded greatly, and instead of connecting different Finnish towns, they are now crossing continents.

Well, tunnels do seem to be effective protection from artillery fire.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 14:26

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1647020869099868161
More Russian desperation at work.

Naah, that's from a Mad Max film set.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 14:35

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

the popes toes posted:

20 years ago, I met my wife deep underground in a Finnish tunnel.

I said, "What the hell are you doing here?"

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 19:55

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

steinrokkan posted:

Strange to see Prigozhin being the sane one in the room, if only because he at least floated "can't we just say we won and go home?"

ISW wrote on the 15th that Prig was making a straw man argument that he shot down, he was not asking to stop.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 18:57

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Unsubstantiated claims that Ukraine has retaken four villages on the southern front.

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1647164080929787906?t=ZbzjKwYkmYRwoqMpCKS5Lw&s=19

From Huliaipole to Berdiansk would be a great Spring.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 04:18

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Philonius posted:

https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1648734980632084520

I like where they're going with this, but I think the concept can go further. The kamikaze drones can be loaded with smaller kamikaze drones, which are also carrying drones. Basically drones all the way down. We'd only need to supply Ukraine with one of those, and they'd be set for the rest of the war.

Just food for thought: a chopper upgrade package for Gerald R. Ford. Dronefication of aircraft carriers.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 18:41

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:30

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Report on how bad it is in Bakhmut: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/ukraine-situation-report-the-brutal-wait-for-ukraines-counteroffensive

# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 05:44

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