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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Welcome back, old friend. Here's some content.

Here's noted Tank Grandpa David Willey talking about five of the tanks being sent to Ukraine - I don't think there's any combat footage, it all looks like training and Tank Days footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvG64vqLrw


In Part 2, David Willey recaps some of the war and addresses claims that the tank is obsolete and propaganda from both sides - this one DOES have some combat footage but mostly quick clips from a distance, no bodies - There are two 'kamikaze drone' clips, and the one at the end has some dudes visible before it cuts So maybe close when the Patreon logo pops up. I'm posting it mostly because he raises some good points and figure if a museum that deals with this poo poo professionally decided it could be shown on Youtube, it should be OK here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEmWE83P2LA

And if you don't want to watch all that, here's an important part where he quotes from a Royal United Services Institute report on the dangers of getting High On Your Own Supply (of Propaganda):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEmWE83P2LA&t=838s

And on a much lighter note, here's Max Miller making Ukrainian Borshch and talking about the history of Ukraine and borshch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DPu-Ve_luU

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Karma Comedian posted:

Let's not talk about k/D's and 360noscopes and whatever else when talking about an actual conflict, there are much more interesting things to talk about tia

https://twitter.com/ZOV_TV/status/1632565396229292033?t=vo11r119cXDRH-Ql54OA8w&s=19

Everyone wants to talk about the toilet seat, but no one wants to mention the well-maintained bucket.

That's the bucket of a man who, at the end of the day, mutters "This is my bucket. There are many like it but this one is mine" as he cleans it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

HonorableTB posted:

Perhaps this is why its a bad idea to conduct unsupported human wave attacks :blyat:

I'm sure they got plenty of moral support. Those sausages and half-hearted, hastily thrown together USO shows in mud fields had to count for something, right?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

fatherboxx posted:

https://twitter.com/skazal_on/status/1632839925195325443

New deranged Russian flag dropped

"NOVORUSSIA
to each what he deserves"

"Have you noticed that our flag has a badly cropped Swastika on it?"

"No... I..."

"Ivan... Are we the baddies?"

"Oh, you've been listening to NATO propaganda. Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys!"

"They didn't design out flag, though."

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

HonorableTB posted:

if i were vladimir putin i would simply stop the war

If I were Putin I wouldn't have invaded in the first place and simply shat myself to death.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Karma Comedian posted:

Patriots in Ukraine??

It's more likely than you think!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


That guy must've worked at a food court or Ukrainian Hot Topic for far too long and it broke him.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Really a shame Ukraine doesn't really have a navy because I bet Semen here would be one helluva submarine commander.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Pretty good Winnie the Poo cosplay, squirrel, I hope you're practicing your 'Oh, bother' while you wait on your red t-shirt to get delivered.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lord Stimperor posted:

Semen's seamen?

I think that's called a bukkake

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


gently caress, count it anyway. One (1) Armata: Captured.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tarquinn posted:

Okay, Russians are Romans now. Finally this war is justified!

:psyduck:

Why, is Putin wandering the halls of the Kremlin howling for Shoigu to give back his brigades?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633384708544274432
Guys I found the "well equipped army" Prigozhin was boasting about near the tank monument. :laffo:

Mad Max: Slightly Peeved Road

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Rad-daddio posted:

War is bad and everyone should just stop doing it.

I try to be peaceful but the Waffle House just keeps pulling me back in ...

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Can we PLEASE make the coprophilia posts probatable?

You seem really upset by mentions of Putin making GBS threads himself. Have you poo poo yourself recently and were traumatized? This is a safe space and I assure you we will not judge you.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Wait, are they actually called the 'Kamikaze Brigade'? Or is that just some kind of dumb joke?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


https://youtu.be/V6l2py68WY4

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

weg posted:

From a few pages ago but new thread title please lol

Seconded.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

We're allowed one and at the risk of being tacky and making my own joke the thread title I'll do it, for I am a man of the people

Democracy in action

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Cika blyat!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dwesa posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1634192576713457665

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1634195053676580867

:lol:

RF army soldiers are reportedly advised to identify themselves as wagnerites when they gently caress up

"Please remain calm, I am from Warcrimes, Incorporated" doesn't seem like the best thing to tell an angry, occupied populace.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1634304986854092800

That's pretty cool. The 240 is heavy though and all that ammo....

Not sure what gonna be worse - those dudes' backs, or the sanity of everyone around them hearing "I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS is my weapon." over and over and over.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634481235350245378
An army with an ideology that fights for justice. Good joke. Thinking too far ahead for a success that hasn't yet arrived your way only leads to grief.

I wonder what Norse runes they'll decide to corrupt.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Strategic Tea posted:

Worrying indications that putin might, in the future if sufficiently provoked, launch missile attacks on civilian infrastructure!!!

Did he find a new guy to tell him that the Hot Topic in the mall is being used as a barracks?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Maybe if we all go back to calling Russia Muscovy Putin will end the war because then he no longer has to settle for being 'president', he can be Grand Duke.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

bob dobbs is dead posted:

why settle for callin it grand duke when you can call it Megaduke


Man, just when I think I've started figuring out the metric system....

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1634690407719137280
They set up a cool looking monument to Taras Shevchenko in Ternopil. Love the aesthetic.

Be cool if the gears in the pedestal were from Russian vehicles

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Pants making GBS threads and guzzling horse cum are OK but dehumanizing Russians? Nyet.

The pants making GBS threads and horse cum guzzling is in regards to one specific man, not the entire Russian people.

Because Putin takes care of the entire country's pants making GBS threads and horse cum guzzling quotas. I'm not sure why there's quotas for those, the seem to have been put in place when he took charge. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Karma Comedian posted:

Putin is a real piece of poo poo.

This implies that Putin was once something with nutrients and vitamins, or at least empty calories to fuel Mother Russia.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


"One step closer to the inevitable" Isn't the entire point of drones that you can go "Eh, unbox another one" when dumb poo poo like this happens?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The real elite drone operators train with one drone. They live with it and maintain it, strengthening the bond between drone and operator.

Then they are handed a gun and told to shoot it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

HonorableTB posted:

One time playing this old flight sim called Fighter Pilot my friend sneakily rebound my Missile Arming hotkey to Eject when i went to go to the bathroom, I came back and triumphantly yelled MISSILE AWAY, FOX 2 (like bill pullman in independence day) and promptly flew out of the top of my f-16 and parachuted gently to the ground

LMAO

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Doctor Butts posted:

I was gonna say they could recreate some of it in ARMA, but with ARMA physics the jet would likely simultaneously nuke itself while launching itself into low Earth orbit while the drone gets away unscathed.

So what you're saying is they SHOULD release a reenactment using ARMA?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Power Khan posted:

That's the joke, you can stop lancets with cope nets

It's not a cope net if it actually works :eng101:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ikasuhito posted:

Footage from the drone the russian jet hit just dropped.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1636303662900207617

The clownshoesiest of air forces

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

NATO just released a statement saying "Bad pilot crashes into drone. Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. READY?"

Then everyone in the room said "Ready!" And started laughing.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Here to explain more on how Russia downed the drone, here's noted expert Rabbi Tuckman



Wait, this might be his lecture on what happened to the Russian plane...

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/guillaume_ptak/status/1636687384724004865
Here's a short thread detailing the formation, recruitment process, and organization of the new Offensive Guard regiments being prepared for the spring and summer offensives.

Which brigade do you think with have the most Weedlord Bonerhitlers signed up?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

BrassRoots posted:

20T is a single flatbed trailer. It could have just been a crash. Probably russian dashcam style.

Yeah, if it was found at like a dump site or in a river or something? That's definitely them destroying grain supplies.

Spilled out on the road like that? Someone didn't secure their load, and that's probably all that happened.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

BrownPepper posted:

was the united state's invasion of Iraq illegal in the same way that Russia's invasion of the Ukraine is?

I don't recall any accusations of genocidal practices such as kidnapping children, so it was probably illegal in a different way.

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