Mia Wasikowska posted:

I was reading an old archived thread and there were two posts at the end that were like "Warning...Needless Post..." right in a row.. is that some archives glitch? if anyone knows.

It was this thread btw, which seems like its probably got some lore behind it also

https://twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/status/1628496348768088066

Grassy Knowles posted:

As someone who grew up with multiple kids who both had lots of these controllers and met the other criteria of the original title it felt a little harsh tbqh. As an IZ lurker I appreciated the title change so that I can also participate in the fun.

Frank Frank posted:

They’re honestly ok. Just don’t be weird

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how is that worse than wet

Cthulu Carl posted:

Maybe I'm just remember the times I had to fish out a piece of water-logged kibble from my dog's water bowl or the times he'd down his full meal then immediately barf. Usually right under where I was sitting. Dog-warmed mushy kibble is not a scent that easily leaves one's memory.

Wet food always struck me as, at worst, meat paste - very definitely loving horrid to eat, but I guess if you were in a pinch, you have to make do.

pandy fackler posted:

im on a 15 hour road trip and just spent a half hour on sketchy cell service trying to find this post by a user of the steroid thread about how much he loving hates cyclists to read aloud to the driver. it's one of my favorites so im posting it here

Sludge Tank posted:

I loving love the enraged boner i get off a couple of viagra and coupled with the rapist sex drive from the tren my gf and i have been having the most insane depraved sex ive had in my life and shes becoming insatiable for it. Goddamn my dudes.


Steroids loving rule. I never thought id ever be called a superhuman gently caress machine and was resigned to being average in the bedroom my whole life but here we are. Im talking anal fisting, marathon against the wall 4 hours of anal bondage sessions scaled up from vanilla af missionary with the lights off. Tren saved my my sex life. I dontgive a gently caress if i die from liver disease tomorrow at least i finally unleashed my inner sex demons on a willing participant

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

brussel sprouts and sweet potatoes are the best vegetables imo

Feels Villeneuve posted:

im surprised they never brought back this format for qcs

Feels Villeneuve posted:

i wish the image on this post still worked, though it's pretty obvious what it's about from the replies, but reading this thread when it happened is probably the closest i've come to the experience of posting on the forums during 9/11

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2532335&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1216#post344276052

haha what posted:

my friend worked for costco for a little while and they had an autoshop attached and he told me that his manager expressly told him "i dont care if they immediately do burnouts in the parking lot and come back, customer's always right, no questions asked" lol

Captain Invictus posted:

this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even reach the ten seconds to concede.

What I'm saying is they're crafty in all walks of life, apparently

TheSwizzler posted:

gotta put my dry humpstravaganza on hold due to fried rice shits lomarf

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I woke up to being told there are goons wanting to kill someone else and I found out it's this post... Uhrm since we are rebooting the thread soon please can we have less of this lol thanks

Psycho Landlord posted:

PYF Sagas - Genuine Threats of Bodily Harm Megathread

Paladinus posted:

He was a TV/IV mod, I think. On the account of his encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Trek TV shows.

E: beaten

That DICK! posted:

alright. thats enough jeffrey praising. gently caress you jeffery.

B33rChiller posted:

used to be a goon I hear. He's got more money than sense.

B33rChiller posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3710941
Maybe?
I was thinking of this the other day too

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Smirking_Serpent posted:

does anyone have any good SA Mart stories? Could go for some fatty jerky right about now

quote:

the last thing a cherished piece of electronics sees…

Nuns with Guns posted:

He clearly noted his fetishes did not mirror his "tastes in reality." His interest in testes destruction was purely academic.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Psycho Landlord posted:

based on what those two accounts posted, I would say racism, op

Cuttlefush posted:

that's a totally different goon

or at least there's another goon but without the lawsuit/racism


the recent permabans are all from this guy: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3999483

Endorph posted:

the buried lede in the minecraft fairy torture is that that guy names one of the fairies 'mom' and then never unpacks this