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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Hogama posted:


Minimap symbols are interesting here...

Beehive-lookin rear end icons

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Cojawfee posted:

With Groose's skeleton.

Groose cargo cult, established long ago with origins lost to memory.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

sigher posted:

Or a Cuccoo to an arrow and you can orbital strike snipe from a distance.

If we can’t call in cuccoo air strikes by bow & arrow, I’ll now consider TotK an abysmal failure of imagination.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Martman posted:

Protocols of the Elder Scrolls of Zonai

Oh wowzers

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Dr. Stab posted:

My uncle works at nintendo and you play as the kid from outset island with the giant snot bubble.

Playing Minish Cap for the first time just last week, and I laughed out loud when I ran into that kid right in the beginning lmao

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I never got further than entering the dark world in alttp, just getting ADHD about it and bouncing off. A link between worlds felt like a juicer remake and really nailed it for me and my 2D-Zelda-wary wife. poo poo was cash money, and I finished that game.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

superjew posted:

It's amazing how every time I see the originals or a parody of these title cards I hear the double pound and bird chirps in my head.

Oddly enough I always hear the Law & Order double pound.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Graduated college, bought a house, had 2 kids, and am on the third job since BotW. Time flies.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Zelda's going to have episodic playable side-snippets the way Peach did in Paper Mario.

"Okay Zelda, find the ingredients to bake a cake - Ganon's peckish."

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I have never once tried to understand any inter-game timelines, and it doesn’t feel like I’m missing anything.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

precision posted:

Okay so I've done 13 shrines, found a horse, visited kakariko village, climbed 4 towers, got several good swords, and I've only found 2 of the seed things.

I'm avoiding spoilers but I briefly saw online that there are, lol, 900 seeds???

Am I really this stupid

Gattdam that is bizarre tbh. You very well may be that stupid.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Vikar Jerome posted:

Only good thing WW has going for it is the artstyle. Bad zelda game otherwise.

Wizard Master in disguise

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Shinjobi posted:

I hope you can fuse bombs to enemies and they'll turn and sadly look directly at you the player like it's a looney toons gag

Turn every enemy into Wile E. Coyote

Fuse a rocket to an enemy and turn em into a firework

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Mahoning posted:

Name a better back to back to back dungeon sequence than Lanayru Mining Facility > Ancient Cistern > Sand Ship

The music too, mmm

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Senrab posted:

Ahh, hello your majesty I am Impa and I sound like the worst impression of an old woman ever!

Dunkey should do VA for some of these characters IMO

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Blaziken386 posted:

i simply do not understand bragging about it in such a public place like twitter

either keep quiet or brag about it somewhere that no corporation will ever touch, like these forums

It’s not like owning the game is a crime. Big fuckin deal.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Potato Salad posted:

who is Steve Jobs?

Isn’t that the techbro who tried to cure cancer with apple juice?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Alxprit posted:

What's a "guy"?

Somebody who’s not your pal, buddy.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Bought a new TV yesterday in preparation for da game

No ragrats

Also TIL about whistle fishing, where you herd fish onto a beach (dolphin style) via whistling to drive them away from you while standing on cryo blocks. Lmfao. Then you just run the line of beached fishies and pick them all up.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

What noble house is Zelda a member of? Like Windsor or whatever.

I’d play the poo poo out of Crusader Kings Hyrule Edition

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Oh good, I was hoping some of you dummies would start arguing over corporate intellectual property and whatnot again, thank you so much for this.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Barreft posted:

Zelda Zelda Zelda
Link Link Link

Oi Oi Oi

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Hogama posted:

What's this I'm hearing about The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?

game good, so what

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

MokBa posted:

My date tonight got postponed so wtf am I supposed to do to distract myself for the next five hours

Goon yourself with Zelda R34

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I can’t hear you from inside my panopticon of pleasure

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Owned

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Game's good. No notes.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


19 hours. It took 19 hours to get here.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Just wanna say a huge thank you to all of you being so generous and thoughtful with spoiler tags. I only have an hour a day to play, so obviously not making rapid progress anywhere - but I can’t get enough of the non-spoiler content y’all are sharing.

It’s very thoughtful and much appreciated.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I think the forced camera zoom happens when you’re still up on tutorial island before jumping off the temple of time’s rear end-end. Possibly many minutes before that jump, even.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Kart Barfunkel posted:



What do I do here?

Don’t ever talk to him or his son ever again.

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