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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/_smartcat69/status/1644358357736890374?s=20

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1083095876392964096?s=20https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1083128521801822213?s=20

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Al! posted:

isn't his child called "x" now

You're thinking of Y

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


What is that purple symbol on the Wow tweet? Is that subscriber only content???

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

That DICK! posted:

did you just accuse me of being a twitter subscriber

I suspected twitters sub only content wasn’t sub only by accident. You know, a normal twitter coding mishap. I’d never insult you like that, DICK!

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

I loved the SA Super Hornio thread years ago. That reminds me, I heard the Hulk Hogan meat shoe actually existed? Can anyone confirm?


In another reality one of those support pillars snapped and Starship tipped and launched into Texas proper? Imagine the data..

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

uber_stoat posted:

BEHOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQMcSZHwVs
it was a case of scrambled memories.

We truly live in the age of abundance. thanks, Elon

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


this is all too efficient jack needs to fire more people

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

This video goes through the starship launch and all the poo poo it hosed up thoroughly - you can see all the large chunks of concrete raining down all over the place from the wide shots.

https://youtu.be/ErDuVomNd9M

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Is there any documentation of what the rocket was supposed to do? Like I know it was a complete success and it was meant to explode and getting off the launchpad is amazing but did they ever say what they were intending to do?

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/_VelezKevin/status/1653940359758479362?s=20

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


drat that's a fine looking cybe- whoa whoa whoa, do I spy a couple of beta cyberspades attached to the rear?

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

moist turtleneck posted:

Are they ever going to show the cyber truck go faster than 10 mph

This macho cool guy mobile that never accelerates

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Fe-lon Masc

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiQkeWOFwmk

More slo-bots

e: final shot has 3 cybertrucks!

spanky the dolphin has issued a correction as of 00:01 on May 18, 2023

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Trump rival DeSantis poised for Elon Musk interview

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://youtu.be/agpEr8GTGQo

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

If zuck kills musk I’m movin’ to the metaverse.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Twitter is X already?!

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

I just got a BBC alert letting me know the Zuck Twitter clone Threads has just been released on the app store

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Does threads have a desktop version or is it app only?

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


So sad and unfair to the beta cybertruck

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

They’re using the wrap to make the same cybertruck look like a new revision. It’s like Marge’s pink dress.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1683240737721274369?s=20

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1683150433806692352?s=20

the inspiration behind the inspiration

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006






Gabagool posted:

https://twitter.com/brtong_/status/1683930777258434560

cool their best ideas are more middlemen for the street parking we already sold to the emirates. parking apps lmao

brb thinking about parking apps.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Truga posted:

x snipe in a x thread about x person's x website on a x website :shrug:

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

if ralph picked his head up, you'd see that while he IS crying, he's laughing also

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Elon needs to find/replace all mentions
of ‘tweets’ and ‘twitter’ with ‘x’ already, the site is too confusing

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

it’ll take approx half an hour to fix his spine via neuralink (no anaesthetic required)

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


lol I just realised this is written by Chris Anderson, the bozo who was practically jizzing his pants coming up with teslabot fanfic during that TED interview.

https://youtu.be/YRvf00NooN8

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

TKO via bowel motion

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

George H.W. oval office posted:

Tim heidecker has a pretty good bit going on now mocking his club random interviews and absolutely just making GBS threads on his guests. Maher sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUv9QcUKhY

About time somebody said what we were all thinking

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

I mean, it all comes down to FSD, right? that's the only reason the company is so absurdly overvalued?

Teslas value on the stock market or in the minds of the public is untethered from reality.

I live in a country where FSD is not available to beta purchase and I get the sense Tesla is still a desirable manufacturer here. They look minimalistic / futuristic / superficially different enough to the masses, and they’ve got a decade of name recognition and positive media attention under their belt.

People don’t get the extent of how much of a moron Musk is and how dodgy Tesla can be as a brand because they’re not as online and addicted to this slop as we are.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Consummate Professional posted:

heck I’d take a blue sky code

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Here ya go. I also gave you an extra one for luck.

spanky the dolphin has issued a correction as of 01:13 on Aug 21, 2023

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


unregretted user minutes are down

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Optimus is trending towards sentient

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