tenderjerk posted:

deadwing posted:

i wonder how many tesla engineers elon is going to assign to making dril's check permanent as he outsmarts them at every turn

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

ah so this is why dril didnt show a checkmark for me when I was reading about it but did later when I saw something retweeted

thetan_guy42 posted:

Chasing celebs around with the blue check like a kid on a playground with a booger on his finger

WhyteRyce posted:

in 10 minute 480p chunks


so like a webisode from the late aughts

Consummate Professional posted:

biden go on twitter

shyduck posted:

Mega69

TheMightyBoops posted:

He was assigned a make work project at PayPal so he wouldn’t be involved in day to day functions and it almost killed PayPal when they unveiled the project.

Spergin Morlock posted:

then he insisted they migrate all their servers from Linux to Windows NT4 until the board fired him for being an idiot

Zeroisanumber posted:

You're going to have to explain to us troglodytes why this is dumb.

That DICK! posted:

https://twitter.com/AamonHawk/status/1675222329268338689?s=20

Oglethorpe posted:

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

twitter embeds dead, imgur hosting dying, in order to guarantee hosted images we'll either need to post them base64 encoded, ascii-art them, or convert them into sufficiently descriptive text that the ai art sites can reconstruct them on the fly

Beeftweeter posted:

more like benedick cumberbitch

punished milkman posted:

drat this movie sucks balls

coconono posted:

the thing is you can absolutely build a sustainable model around fleecing people for poo poo they’d look at for free but Musk is deeply stupid. I don’t care what nonsense his publicist is paid to copy and paste into press releases.

endocriminologist posted:

They sbhhpuld make mastodon work like torrents

Sir Tonk posted:

can we go back to using ICQ already

Basic Poster posted:

and where every website not hosted by some university department was some lone cobbled together “home page” or “zone” with a tiled background and a new color and font per line about like “neo-paganism, sanskrit, the matrix outfits, eye makeup tips, beanie babies, WARES, gallery” in a left navbar.

and a traffic counter at the bottom fashioned after an odometer.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

what's this? I can't see it

whaley posted:

take a look https://bsky.app/profile/kenklippenstein.bsky.social/post/3jzptn5r44v2g

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr Hootington posted:

Which cool site do I want to be on? The one I get yelled at for not being racists enough or the one I get yelled at for not being the right type of racist.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

triple sulk posted:

even if it wasn't specifically this cause, it's in fact rapidly deteriorating, yes

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

twitter

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

threads

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

bl;uesky

RealityWarCriminal posted:

let's get this cage match going again

Bip Roberts posted:

Zuck is basically Scott Steiner

Nichael posted:

we're in beta 🤩

Shipon posted:

i think the hate they got in the 2000s was unwarranted in retrospect but they've gotten a little cocky and now they're annoying online in the opposite direction

smellmycheese posted:

Mr. Lobe posted:

Does that guy think if you cum in a Chuck E Cheese animatronic you can make babies or something

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

DirtyRobot posted:

wait I only just noticed that the guy appears to be watching, like, an execution? like he's saying "MCDONALD'S!" in order to go back to watching someone getting executed point blank?