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Jeb! 🤣
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Apr 26, 2023 12:34
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Nenonen posted:I feel conflicted about 'don't tell your wife about THIS app'. How are milfs going to find out about MILF Messenger if no one tells them? If it's only for husbands shouldn’t it be HILF Messenger? The Old Man app already exists and you're already on it
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May 1, 2023 13:56
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"It's not legally child porn!"* * - results may very depending on country
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May 1, 2023 16:24
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Hillary 2024 posted:https://twitter.com/leakjr/status/1650701631762169856 Yelling gently caress YOU, ILL SEE YOU ON THE COMPUTER at a fossil
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May 4, 2023 13:16
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/Vision4theBlind/status/1657075579072413703 I was wondering when "he's literally inventing brain microchips" was gonna matter for him
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May 13, 2023 03:08
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Tom Tucker posted:The thing that pisses me off about the hollow earth more than anything else is the complete lack of understanding about how gravity works. Fricken Isaac Newton centuries ago understood that the gravitational force within a hollow sphere would be cancelled out by the force from other sides, making it effectively zero-gravity inside the shell. You wouldn't stick to the inside due to gravity at all. *Watching a 300 foot tall monkey and lizard fight in the center of the earth* THE FUNDAMENTALS ARE BULLSHIT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF SCIENCE?
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May 17, 2023 12:28
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Euphoriaphone posted:Instagram is launching a Twitter competitor in a few weeks. A text based version of insta. Great idea! Why hasn't anyone thought about this before?
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May 19, 2023 17:46
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How do I become the CEO of the Israeli Jewsplaining Department?
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May 19, 2023 19:25
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i dont get it I think it's Trans Race For Welfare Money, Triggered Libs?!
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May 23, 2023 13:17
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a.lo posted:an elon musk ben and jerry’s flavor Divorced Delight
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Jun 1, 2023 15:10
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/Henrik_Palmgren/status/1664505020073779200?t=cgk_Vajva06nO7ozyIFo1A&s=19 Isn't xvideo a porn site?
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Jun 5, 2023 13:02
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Asproigerosis posted:I have no loving idea what that picture is even trying to convey. Like I don't even understand what the joke was supposed to be. I think it's "people like ai because you can put tits on anything"
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Jun 12, 2023 17:35
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Polo-Rican posted:no, it's a lot more misogynist than that, it's a guy using AR to cover up his date's face with tv / videos, so he can see the boobs while watching kewl videos I guess I'm the idiot for thinking musk made an actual joke
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Jun 12, 2023 20:19
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Sounds like he could have stopped it, but didn't. Now he is chasing clout Sounds like he's doing what literally everyone else would do if their dickhead boss told them they were bullshit for not approving the Death Trap Machine, fired them, then started getting into the Death Trap Machine
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Jun 20, 2023 21:08
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the milk machine posted:most women can't understand the ideal gas law so they can't even get into pneumatic systems at all The ideal gas law is gassing all of your posts
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Jun 22, 2023 16:50
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euphronius posted:4-6 hours of lifting weights means 4-5 hours of sitting on the bench and looking at your phone 
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Jun 26, 2023 15:47
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Cold on a Cob posted:musk is turning twitter into something akin to website comment sections but helpfully pre-blocking them for us so i don't need to install an extension to do it I found out on YouTube there's something called The Comments Section, which is where a female Ben Shapiro just watches poo poo and reads out comments right wing incels say in her chat I figure that's what Elon's trying to make
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Jul 5, 2023 16:48
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Step 1) create the organ Step 2) sell the organ
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Jul 6, 2023 13:12
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Get social media to keep in touch with your friends* * - you're unable to see your friends posts and are drowned in ads
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Jul 6, 2023 13:16
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Filthy Hans posted:syke! Business Gorillas, you're an ace poster and a valued member of this posting community 🙏
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Jul 6, 2023 14:01
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol just stop using social media it's just ads now Whenever I use social media my whole feed turns into busty redheads saying they're going to squash me like a bug and I'm SICK OF IT
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Jul 6, 2023 15:01
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DrPossum posted:lmaos if you sign up for zuck poo poo in any way lol
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Jul 6, 2023 16:50
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If you're seeing this post, you are currently rate capped on Business Gorillas posts Pay $59.99/mo to access premium Business Gorillas content. The next post was really good and you're missing out!!!
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Jul 7, 2023 12:28
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graventy posted:Pretty generous paywall really, but judging from the 33000 posts I was able to read for free I don't think this is worth paying for. The next one was gonna be really good. You're missing out!!
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Jul 7, 2023 17:53
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678501739052552194?t=78yVFUinPZz_xxpjPlhLMg&s=19 Dude really wants to suck the zuck
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Jul 10, 2023 22:56
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Tbf I would also dump my fiancee if she started to call people prophets at dinner
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Jul 13, 2023 16:20
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Bip Roberts posted:it's absolutely the date don't marry zone of crazy I got drinks with someone last night who dumped her boyfriend of 4 years because she pressured him into opening their relationship and he immediately started loving his ex What zone is that
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Jul 13, 2023 21:16
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:how long before they tear each other apart by comparing how much they’re making When people find out checks are actually clearing
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Jul 14, 2023 13:38
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CubanMissile posted:The thing I hate most about new Twitter is it’s not worth it to scroll past the hundreds to blueticks kissing her rear end to find normal people dunking on her. You could, like, delete the app
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Jul 27, 2023 12:50
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Niwrad posted:Cool that our tax dollars are buying Twitter subscriptions. no maternity leave but you can help ian miles cheong buy a new butthole fleshlight
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Jul 28, 2023 14:50
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/TheMcKenziest/status/1684701624210763780?t=9Hi9NAjFfAbQRd3ILeAjKA&s=19 this feels like a big deal if you put your brain in an internet sous vide for the past 8 years but its still funny
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Jul 28, 2023 14:58
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smellmycheese posted:this man is attaining a level of cringe powerful enough to rocket him all the way to Mars Well meme'd, sir.
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Aug 1, 2023 12:57
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tenderjerk posted:context notwithstanding 'jew mexico' sounds kind of cool Thinking of chimichurri lox rn
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Aug 3, 2023 17:19
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Raiad posted:plebeians jumping straight into "he's too scared to fight" while ignoring the much funnier "he broke his body jumping straight into using 50 pound weights because he has never lifted in his life and has no clue what he's doing as he tries to cram for his OHKO strategy"
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Aug 7, 2023 12:47
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moist turtleneck posted:Yeah I've had people flip out because they're working with me to put out a fire and their screen is getting hit with darts and then a manager will explain how they're making work fun while an actual manager runs up yelling fix it fix it fix it "The best way to make work fun is to work as little as possible" isnt exactly wrong
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Aug 10, 2023 21:55
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IIRC one of them admits that they're severely autistic and literally cannot function unless all of.their meals and basic needs are looked after by someone they pay for
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Aug 21, 2023 23:44
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shyduck posted:Linda has responded Musk: *rails ketamine* we need to preserve the white race. also you can put your gender as Attack Helicopter on X effective tomorrow 🤣🤣 Linda: I LOVE ENGAGING WITH MY BRANDS
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Aug 23, 2023 16:59
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X, the everything app* * - the everything is the data we take from you
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Aug 31, 2023 16:48
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Showing how non antisemitic I am by never shutting the gently caress up about the jews
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Sep 5, 2023 16:07
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1700199179518357766?t=K0YJ6QXa50PRlPs14SJrOg&s=19 What is this a reference to?
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Sep 8, 2023 19:09
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