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has anyone mentioned he changed his name to harry bolz
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Apr 10, 2023 17:33
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univbee posted:Fun fact: this is apparently where sperm whales get their name from. Olden times whalers who were dissecting sperm whales were extremely mature and highly scientific and correctly noted that their brains did in fact float in cum. why would you have enough available to test that theory?
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Apr 11, 2023 14:58
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univbee posted:Are you seriously wondering where a ship full of rugged men who are at sea for years at a time are going to find a bukkakilicious amount of cum? Fair point.
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Apr 11, 2023 15:55
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MattNavarra/status/1649328592856264704?t=bzzS4cCGWxPo5aqrdV3SfQ&s=19 Realistically, all they have to do is tweet directly at Elon and he will verify them and roll out the red carpet. Elon is clearly one of those people who claims to "make the tough calls" by doing a bunch of stupid/unpopular things then completely withers under direct confrontation over it.
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Apr 21, 2023 15:37
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1649366726373408768?t=0omouSuD8YVN8gQ_T8pDiQ&s=19 Yeah, that's much worst than the arrogant elitist snobs who will pay $8 because they think they are better than everyone.
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Apr 21, 2023 15:38
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/galacticcamaro/status/1649417448976793602?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q I am incapable of understanding how a blue check was ever considered a status symbol when it just functionally tells you the user really is who they claim to be. The "elitist" portion comes from actually being that famous celebrity or billionaire or whatever. Pretending you're on equal ground by paying for a checkmark is incredibly stupid.
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Apr 21, 2023 19:14
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aRudeTeen posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1650731557164818437 I just did a bit of scrolling through comments on one of the embeds here and saw the same ad for a piece of owl jewelry every single time it loaded more posts.
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Apr 25, 2023 14:29
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moist turtleneck posted:Can't wait for block lists to be purged to keep the site from dying from giant block lists It's literally the only way out at this point. If he had half a brain he would just limit the number of blocks on unpaid accounts, problem solved.
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Apr 25, 2023 18:48
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When a humiliation fetish is actually an uno reverse card.
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Apr 27, 2023 14:44
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mad.radhu posted:can I just say how loving incredible it is to see a "Palm Pilot is actually better than iPhone" argument in Two Thousand and Twenty Three I actually liked webOS more than iOS when they were competitors but then palm poo poo the bed in the worst way possible and sold to HP. Also, Apple hired their UI designer and stole the cards interface so in the end I got what I wanted I guess. The Pixi keyboard beats touch keyboards though, no contest.
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Apr 28, 2023 04:28
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A Bakers Cousin posted:my single computer class that had programming taught us BASIC. I was doing a COBOL class at a tech school that year. I think my high school had a web design class that focused on Microsoft Frontpage or whatever and that was about as technical as it got. That and a class on Microsoft Office. Really though, the classes were mostly pretending to work, which has been an invaluable life skill.
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Apr 28, 2023 04:37
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Consummate Professional posted:lmao they are so obsessed with vanity metrics I think a post earlier in the thread stated that a video running for 2 seconds on twitter counts as a view versus 30 seconds on youtube.
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Apr 28, 2023 15:53
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We finally reached the end of the Sneetches arc.
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May 3, 2023 15:29
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Just got served an ad for Blue Chew on Twitter with promo code TWITTER so we're currently at the videogame podcast ad tier, I'm sure that's enough to service the debt on those loans, right?
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May 3, 2023 20:53
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It's hilarious how bad he wants to be a good poster. I bet the guy that pushed him down the stairs was a great poster.
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May 4, 2023 20:03
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I enjoyed the Star Wars Galaxies reference, really takes me back to before I was employed.
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May 5, 2023 15:29
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ikanreed posted:Conflict of interest? Let me tell you about conflict of interest. There's an organization, let's call it the schmefDA that expects me to not chop open the heads of disabled people and shove barely functional electronics inside. This puts their selfish need for medical ethics ahead of the greater good of giving Elon Musk money. Don't forget that they want him to stop shipping the bloody removed implants in bare cardboard boxes. How is anything supposed to get done if they have to clean every little biohazard and ship it in secure sealed containers??
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May 5, 2023 15:54
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That DICK! posted:i played the hell outta star wars galaxies i tell u that me too i couldn't find a job after tech school for months and played galaxies to avoid thinking about serious things
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May 5, 2023 16:33
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Niwrad posted:What is even the point of this? To save a few bucks not having to store some old tweets from a celebrity? The cost for that has to be miniscule. Actually, if there was a chance of estates suing for Elon putting the badge on the accounts of dead people this would be about the most petty and on-brand way of lashing out that his last idea didn't work out the way he wanted.
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May 11, 2023 20:31
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao lmao which one of you did this https://twitter.com/lelysses/status/1656871255369216001
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May 12, 2023 05:17
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Is the blue checkmark a verified symbol on Instagram, too?
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May 19, 2023 17:28
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Groovelord Neato posted:Whoever's running DeSantis's campaign poo poo has gotta be doing a bit. He's still likely to win the presidency if Trump doesn't primary him. He's milquetoast enough for most of the "blue no matter who" people to sleep on come the general election and republicans will show up and vote republican without any of the Trump stigma. (Not that it stopped them from voting Trump anyway.) That approval chart that had Desantis and Musk up near the top is probably what brought this idea on.
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May 23, 2023 19:28
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Groovelord Neato posted:Have you seen a video of the man speaking. It could be an issue if there is a lot of competition in the primary, I guess. But versus Biden? Not an issue.
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May 23, 2023 19:34
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:sorry i don't believe elon musk's approval numbers are that high, that poll is wrong. idc about their methods or whatever they're just wrong. It's lucky he's not a born citizen, half the US populace still think he's Iron Man.
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May 23, 2023 19:35
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tenderjerk posted:so you have not heard him speak yet huh lol you got me does he sound like a muppet or something?
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May 23, 2023 19:37
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lmao
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May 23, 2023 19:58
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Weird that he wasn't out there preaching this when Soros had money in Tesla. I can't imagine why he wouldn't have said anything then.
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May 24, 2023 15:35
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lmao I guess the funniest/stupidest option of Trump winning the primary was the only way this could go.
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May 25, 2023 01:14
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George H.W. oval office posted:I hate when my 44 billion dollar start up has hiccups! REVERSE start up
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May 25, 2023 15:28
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Hillary 2024 posted:This is the Neuralink thread. We're waiting for Musk's team of doctors to slice up their first volunteer. I'm considering volunteering. I'm at a place in my life where being dead probably wouldn't be a big downgrade. If it worked for some reason, I could even be superhuman until they turned on slave mode and forced me to mine dogecoin with my brain.
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May 26, 2023 14:34
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Filthy Hans posted:it won't work and you won't die but part of your brain will so you'll get even worse dysphoria and maybe something weird like face blindness or hemineglect and register as a Democrat I had to look up hemineglect and thats a wild one. I wonder if you can volunteer to get more chips installed to fix things like that if they cause them. Play the odds, ya know?
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May 26, 2023 14:46
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ex post facho posted:the fda approving neuralink is probably the best recent evidence of the regulatory capture of capitalism that I can think of Literally the last time Neuralink was in the news it was for shipping biohazardous material in the mail.
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May 26, 2023 15:34
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If it was never about the money, why would he cut the vast majority of the staff and start charging for everything to "become profitable"?
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May 30, 2023 22:11
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Semisomnum posted:They did that already with the first Reddit app that became more popular than the official one. Alienblue got bought and folded into the official app and anyone who paid for no ads was basically told to get hosed until enough of a stink got raised that they gifted everyone effected with a 5yr Reddit gold sub. I got this deal and now I have a bunch of useless reddit currency. I just wanted to make the ads go away.
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May 31, 2023 22:08
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It's too bad some genius hasn't come up with a way to verify if people are who they say they are.
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Jun 1, 2023 14:47
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/WuWei113/status/1664775401091084292?t=jdVfC8_kG80OTYNpAsKJfg&s=19 These posts are very funny to me because I had a nurse that spoke exactly like this and I like to think that after poking me full of holes she went home and posted up a storm.
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Jun 9, 2023 23:56
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evilmiera posted:Hot dog, my "too lazy to do anything but boil eggs" diet is vindicated! Do you have any recommendations for anyone who is too lazy to boil eggs? Also, I, er they have a sodium restriction.
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Jul 21, 2023 02:23
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Zeroisanumber posted:My reading is that Elon's burning through cash at an unsustainable rate and wants more rich idiots to invest so he made up X and nattered on about how it'll do everything and it just really reminds me of the kind of bullshit that start-up guys say. That approach has worked for Elon multiple times because he crafted this weird tech messiah image over decades but now it's abundantly clear that it was marketing hype from a guy that has trouble operating a toaster.
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Jul 26, 2023 11:58
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:So are Twitter's remaining landlords just for a good position in the bankruptcy or what? The only thing not being absolutely flooded by that strobe light is the bathroom. 
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Jul 29, 2023 12:19
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Toplowtech posted:The story told is that when he was young and living in South Africa he was stuck by one of the most unfair thing one can see in an apartheid country: ADS. In particular ads where POOR POOR BRAND X was always showed as inferior to the product being advertised. The injustice was so great, his goal in life became to save the honor of the X brand. I loving wish i was making up that poo poo. lmao if he had grown up watching Looney Tunes Twitter would be named Acme right now e: and it would actually be less stupid somehow
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Jul 29, 2023 14:54
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