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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645444333846380545?t=3bVK_-3g5vWuOATTgJJdxg&s=19 
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Apr 10, 2023 17:36
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the milk machine posted:putting these here so they're in the new thread's Knowledge Bank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TV4lupHME
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Apr 11, 2023 03:28
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1645614410138828803?t=lczdrtVvxE6OdNOtDJ4Kqg&s=19 Musk got bored of the Twitter Files and is now moving on to how the undesirables must be purged from San Fransisco for the Tech Singularity Utopia to happen
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Apr 11, 2023 04:45
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Tabbi kept his mouth shut and went along with it when the person he was working with on the Twitter files garbage got unpersoned by Musk for saying banning journalists in a hissy fit goes against his claim of free speech on Twitter because SURELY Musk wouldn’t do that to me! and yet here we are 
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Apr 11, 2023 12:33
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Can’t tell if a beard or if the plastic surgery has gone sour and his jowls are rotting
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Apr 11, 2023 17:15
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:there’s a new twitter files writer in town “Surely I’ll be the one to make it with the Twitter Files!” I say as I climb over the bodies of others used and tossed aside by Elon Musk
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Apr 12, 2023 01:19
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trucutru posted:Normally when someone comes to you with a story you ask what it is they want or expect out of press coverage, both so you can understand their motives and to avoid misunderstandings later on. I asked the question, but I can’t say I ever fully understood the answer. It didn’t matter. Normally I’d ask why a billionaire would want me to run a certain story. I asked and never really got an answer so I just did what they wanted me to do anyway without any critical thought
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Apr 13, 2023 22:45
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Elon Musk is gonna be tricked by Tucker and crew into saying climate change is fake and torpedo his golden goose Tesla 
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Apr 14, 2023 17:28
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sube posted:https://twitter.com/twitterwrite/status/1646674962055565319?s=46&t=f3DVHW2pFMXQdgOf2PA6XQ Elon really understands his product. The main thing people want when they open Twitter is to read entire loving essays
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Apr 15, 2023 13:24
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 Man panko fried his own beard
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Apr 15, 2023 17:50
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Elon Musk managed to scam his way to being the richest person in earth and his dad still will openly say he likes his other son more whenever asked
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Apr 17, 2023 04:40
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Any other car manufacturer would be blacklisted by a normal person if the dashboard started to cook from heat a car typically experiences but Tesla freaks clap and cheer because Musk puts le epic fart sounds in their burning tablet screens
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Apr 19, 2023 18:00
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Parity warning posted:if i didn't know better i'd say these people are intentionally sending elon on wild goose chases for their own amusement and to make him miserable and paranoid and to further wreck twitter. kinda jealous of catturd for having his ear tbh Isn’t like the vast majority of the people left at Twitter the poor fuckers trapped by work visas at this point?
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Apr 20, 2023 06:12
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dew worm posted:https://twitter.com/cbs_spacenews/status/1649046425257537545?s=46&t=49RZw0dBWxacDdvE8sT2FQ Congrats, SpaceX! You’ve reached the same level as amateur model rockets and fireworks
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Apr 20, 2023 15:00
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In addition to furthering mankind, SpaceX is also stimulating the local economy. The community can collect the blown up pieces of the SpaceX rockets and sell them to Musk’s insane idiot fans
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Apr 20, 2023 15:05
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*SpaceX scientist watching rocket launch with clipboard. Circles “Rocket exploded”* This data is invaluable, wow
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Apr 20, 2023 15:09
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mdemone posted:wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? Ummm actually it cleared the launch pad so mission accomplished? You just can’t grasp the immense genius of Elon-*head gets vaporized by concrete debris traveling at speed of sound*
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Apr 20, 2023 17:27
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mdemone posted:did nobody from Cape Canaveral advise them? did they not even look at pictures of the pads next to the VAB at Kennedy? The Bazingas are already defending it saying it’s the same style pad as used to launch Saturn I rocket science never moved past the 60s apparently in Musk land
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Apr 20, 2023 17:32
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lol
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Apr 20, 2023 19:42
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If they float a fire truck using a high altitude weather balloon and put Tesla FSD into the SpaceX rocket it’ll fly in a direct path towards space instead of spinning out like that bing bong so simple
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Apr 20, 2023 19:47
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if they add the option to gift an account Twitter Blue and it turns into the 2023 equivalent of sending someone a copy of Bad Rats on Steam back in the early 2000s
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Apr 20, 2023 20:29
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https://twitter.com/matlakusa/status/1649121685772042250?s=20 It explains so much these mutants really think having the check mark makes them famous now
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Apr 20, 2023 20:33
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Giving free twitter blue to celebrities who have very publicly told you to each poo poo instead of paying for your garbage site is the weakest poo poo I have ever seen. Like buying cardboard standees of famous people to try and claim they’re coming to your party so other people will show up levels pathetic
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Apr 21, 2023 00:07
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having the time of my life with a bunch of cool celebrities. They're all just out of frame, also on Twitter blue
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Apr 21, 2023 00:11
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Yeah my first thought was any Jewish famous person would instantly be sponsored by usernames like @HitlerWasRight or really any minority on Twitter. It just seems like it would be nothing but harassment Which means he’ll do it of course
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Apr 21, 2023 08:25
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theCalamity posted:https://twitter.com/ellagirwin/status/1649281847053127681?s=46&t=o307xxBiew2hWqLPw2eClA It’s bad my relatives were led to the gas chambers by the Nazis but I can proudly pat myself on the back because I never infringed on the Nazis free speech they used to get to the point of leading my relatives to the gas chambers
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Apr 21, 2023 16:18
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*Standing in front of a Nazi firing squad* Well at least I never infringed on their free speech saying my entire race should be purged from the face of the planet. That would have been worse
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Apr 21, 2023 16:22
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He’s so loving dumb and his fragile ego means he can’t admit the common practice for space rocket launches for decades is better than his stupid ideas so he’s gonna slap a giant slab of metal underneath it and spray it with some hoses. Really glad we’re paying this stupid rear end in a top hat billions of tax dollars to not even be able to reinvent what our public institutions did over have a century ago
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Apr 22, 2023 14:17
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 You dumb celebrities have to pay for the checkmark or else it’s just me and people like me who have them and people will think it’s a loser mark then!
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Apr 22, 2023 14:30
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1649781433437679620?t=U1E1W-ZP8k8J1UM0QjCwqA&s=19 Yeah I was gonna post about that. Any famous person who isn’t paying for the sucker mark ends up with replies like this that are at the top of any of their tweets since Twitter blue payers get shunted to the top in replies: https://twitter.com/jxmxslxm/status/1649776218001080320?s=20 Kind of a hard sell to any notable person to even stick around your social media site, let alone pay for it, when their main experience now to anything they post is hundreds of unhinged Muskites and Nazis calling them heretics and blasphemers for not giving Elon money
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Apr 22, 2023 16:35
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oh so it’s somehow worse than the already horrible initial starting point of apartheid era gem mine
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Apr 22, 2023 16:50
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RealityWarCriminal posted:you can no longer search twitter while not logged in, giving one fewer reason to ever go to that fetid website Didn’t Musk
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Apr 22, 2023 18:16
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/TimSweeneyEpic/status/1649779930996129792 Tim Epic real mad still no one uses his garbage digital store front and people like Gabe Newell more than him. He’s another billionaire desperate for adoration so it makes sense he’d swoop in to defend Musk. He senses a kindred soul
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Apr 22, 2023 22:09
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https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649809364306255876?s=20 https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649840012106629120?s=20 Man’s getting dunked on so bad in the replies he had to quote tweet himself to get some cope from other check mark suckers
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Apr 22, 2023 22:30
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1649884329240141828?s=20 If he does this with people of note couldn’t he open himself up to (yet another) lawsuit by using their supposed paid verification as endorsement of Twitter blue which is using their likeness in advertisement without consent? Also his simps fell in line and bought into Twitter blue as soon as it was announced when even Elon knows it’s for suckers and is actively using it as a punishment against his posting enemies by giving it to them
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Apr 22, 2023 22:41
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Wait…does Twitter have some kind of refreshing backup tick built into it that makes sure verified accounts remain verified in case there was a hiccup with it perhaps?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:26
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:he did just help cost the network at least $787 million and potentially a lot more depending on how the smartmatic lawsuit turns out, plus a bunch of sexual harassment lawsuits from producers. The funniest thing is they can’t undo it now. It’s what they’ve made the entirety of their bases grievances. Going back to dog whistles or framing it as tax concerns will just have the base shout you down as a cuck woke globalist and you’ll be primaried by a true believer who is screaming about Jewish trans people eating babies
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Apr 24, 2023 18:29
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Horseshoe theory posted:Yeah, basically Twitter pre-Musk agreed to bankroll several Venture Capital investment funds that in turn invest in start-ups, etc. and Musk is going "LOLno" on his legal obligation (since you sign legally enforceable subscription agreements at the start and pay in piecemeal over a number of years as investments are found, which are what's called capital calls). lawyers must see Elon musk as a piñata you can hit for free money
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Apr 24, 2023 21:19
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Glenn should interview Elon on his podcast
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Apr 25, 2023 00:42
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:currently a twitter blue subscriber is accusing steve albini of buying likes and follows because there's no other way he could be getting them if you're wondering how it's going The guy very mad about engagement with the sucker mark is the Founder of some tech start up that claims is creating an App for donations to homeless people, who don’t have phones, and will end homelessness He also keeps having an issue of “What do all these Nazis keep agreeing with my stances so much? What’s up with that?” without any deeper thought able to puncture the shell of his completely smooth brain https://twitter.com/charlie_carrel/status/1650548858101936149?s=46&t=pNldmjaPbwK7Jf44h_hOow Dr. VooDoo has issued a correction as of 17:13 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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