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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I stroked today

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Any lads In chat

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Smothworh

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The forum lost at least four digit #s of log ins per day by the nom Epique thread being closed

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chatting about gibbis

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wait the name of the thread got changed in confused here

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


Copped one yesterday

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

ive also never eaten a taco

good luck finding good mexican food in scotland lol

The gently caress really?


Edinburgh has a few good places.

You need a taco there pal.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

All right you fucks I'm making fried chicken tonight what's spices should I use. Here's my list so far paprika, black pepper, thigh, basil, Italian seasoning, black pepper, salt, paprika, garlic salt, garlic pepper, regular black pepper, garlic powder, some weird pizza seasoning from trader Joe that has good nose to it

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

His forum sucks

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The best exercise for weight loss is to relitigate the 2016 election

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bad Purchase posted:

just keep cranking your hog on the daily for optimal prostate health

proper care and maintenance is the best way to avoid malfunction for any machine

Shant merchandise

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sipping on a nitro caramel macchiato

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I haven't drank an energy drink in over 10 years.

Nasty poo poo. Cannot understand drinking them. Sure pep your step etc but gently caress I cannot imagine dealing with a crash or needing to have them to function normally.

I just drink a gallon of water and Gatorade zeros

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Smugworth posted:

My brother in law who works at Samsung claims the Korean work culture treats falling asleep at work is viewed as a sign that you are working extremely hard and it's a good thing, so much so people will pretend to fall asleep

I pretend to sleep when reading your posts because it's hard work

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Posting is a sport

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

When is the fridge thread being opened

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

You should try playing fantasy star universe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Where the gently caress is nom Epique why isn't the thread open

I'm tryna cop solid vibes from the gamestop guy but Seth keeping the thread chained up 10,000 leagues under page 1

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Im worried sid vicious dropped off the face of the forum 15 days ago

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Schlong dog.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

A woman asked for my number.

I didn't give it to her.

I had the Option of cheating on my wife and I didn't.

I'm in a. Uber going home from a bar

I am drunk but I made a good choive she was really pretty and definitely would have done dirt.t but I love my wife too much to gently caress it up.

I love GBS.

Also an update, after getting chastised about leftovers I have a tjally eaten some leftovere.


GBS helped me get over my mental fear of eating leftovers.



So SA has done the following for me:
Allowed me to overcomr fascist radialozation
Open my small business
Lose weight
And get over the fear of eating leftovers.

Something awful has done so much for me, and I appreciate it so much.

Thank you all. I love you all. I'm glad Sid is back.


WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Slugworth posted:

SA did all that for you, and still you lie to us about a pretty woman hitting on you. Shameful.

She was really seriously pretty Hispanic girl with black hair. We just talked for a solid hour at this bar I mean I have a wedding ring on.


I could have just hosed my life up.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 4, 2023

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Good morning friends


Jesus I don't want to look at my post history over the last 12 hours

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


Jesus Christ she was gorgeous, funny, smart.

We talked for like an hour at the bar and did shots n margs. My friend like disappeared so I thought "meh this chicks hot I'll talk to her for a minute then he will come back"

He never came back lol.


Weeeellll no new contacts in my phone and no contacts with names that are just dots so I'm good


My phone screen protector is cracked...again

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Dick Fontaine posted:

Ran across the greatest yard sale ever. Picked up a new-in-box air purifier for $15, a nice rice cooker in the same condition for $10, and they threw in this little gal for free as a bonus.



I will treasure her forever.

It's sids profile picture

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I had my credit card ready to kickstart Harveys vent hood fund

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

Make bags the IK of the blacksmith thread

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Yeah ris 9:24 can we pls run the Friday threat on Hawaii time instead of coco snatchers lovely timezones

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe


Just say hey Google set timer 3AM reminder lock pzt cool zone

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

My weekend lasts 3 hours longer than the ESTDom
:smug:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

Nooner posted:

Took baby to the mountains today and walked around a lake




Holy poo poo Nooner wears skinny khakis lol


And wallet in the rear end pocket Lol back pain bro come on get with the even assed orotra.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lol methanar bad and gone.

I will say I cringe at the whole dating or marrying people that are like way younger it's kind of off-putting. Especially with your name is methanar and you are a misogynist.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I only have 1 forum account is that like unfashionable when even cop master non Epique has like 12

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I havent used a PC to post in like 4 years

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I ate an egg

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chinatown posted:

most of my chinese food consumption is trader joes chow mein and orange chicken that i fancy up with more veggies and some addition of various combos of soy/black vinegar/oyster/sesame sauces.

Same

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

AARD VARKMAN posted:

if the feedback thread is gassed, Smugworth will have no power. Food for thought

Concerning.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

bagmonkey posted:



Which 1 r u

The shotgun wedding

But I don't own a beard.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

As we had the fourth on Tuesday I decided to give everyone Monday off except critical waterings

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