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Gonzo McFee posted:I need my fix of the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 08:37 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:44 |
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Z the IVth posted:Counting down until Farage bathwater, bottled sweat and subscribers only foot photos.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 12:24 |
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frankenbeans posted:it just burns your lips after about 10 of them.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 13:10 |
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Camrath posted:The post office are going to loving /hate/ me tomorrow lol
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 23:46 |
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well now hang on, if the first spaceship arrived in the 1930s then how did the alien pope pius XI get here? something about this doesn’t add up at all
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 22:33 |
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Aren’t there quite a few Friends episodes where the central gag is “OMG you’re dating somebody who is trans / a different race / has a funny voice”? I seem to recall a lot of it aging quite badly for something that was extremely milquetoast comedy at the time.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 10:55 |
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forkboy84 posted:facts are unequivocally hilarious
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 13:38 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Just remembered who I find seriously unfunny but all my friends seem to love: Miranda.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 16:58 |
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:I bought the DVD of JAM in university. I loved, and still love he work from that era - I've only just finished listening to all of On The Hour again in the shower. I also saw The Day Today when I was a child, not knowing it was parody, and thought that homeless people were really being clamped (tory manifesto 2024 pledge). Have actually just recently rewatched Jam with my partner who'd not seen it, as well as Coupling (which I'd not seen). Some of the writing in that is very clever, even if there is a lot of unsurprisingly stereotypical "guys are like this, girls are like this" stuff. Now a comedy series I'd like to find a proper DVD / stream of is The Mark Thomas Comedy Product, that was definitely a good early influence.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 15:44 |
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The Perfect Element posted:Oh man got home from a weekend away to find a letter from a debt collection agency, relating to a plumbing firm I used (and fully paid) in May 2021. Just spent the last hour digging through my old bank statements to find the proof, which was a nice bit of stressful fun.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2023 23:13 |
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100,000 fewer police officers sounds like a win
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 09:57 |
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Guavanaut posted:Make sure your folding knives are well oiled so they don't inadvertently stick open.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 14:10 |
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lmao what the gently caress is the point in being a billionaire if you’re still going to get crushed in some ratchet homebrew submarine instead of funding something proper https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1671027991915245569
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 08:49 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1673310381148602368?t=MHBS8lv-p4V5f4AbRXqu6w&s=19 Would be interesting to see what’s the longest any policy has lasted in Starmer’s Labour. What’s the oldest pledge they still have?
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 14:49 |
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Calling up my GP receptionist and asking them to please imitate my grandmother and lull me to sleep like she used to by transferring me to a human operator
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 13:03 |
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Jakabite posted:How do you even get into something like monkey torture groups? Like does someone mention it down the pub and you’re like Oo yeah that sounds fun? Do people actively seek it out? Like outside of the extremely grotesque and perverse nature of getting into something like that the logistics of how a person finds that path then decides to walk down it really do baffle me
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 23:04 |
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lmao why would you suggest making amateur dentists out of people who already have jobs? Why wouldn’t you present your crackpot scheme as a way of reducing unemployment? I guess we can have, like, plumbers filling in for the therapists, then bus drivers can take over some of the plumbing, everyone can sort of pitch in with whatever takes their fancy
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 23:42 |
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Karen Stierer sounds like Keir Starmer’s pen name
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 12:16 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://twitter.com/RachelReevesMP/status/1675434079267831808 quote:Marco Longhi, the Conservative MP for Dudley North, who has been a landlord for nearly 20 years, said: “What this does is unfortunately provide yet another signal that the Government appears to be anti-landlord.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 13:20 |
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I only ever read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and I'm a bit suspicious of anybody that claims to have read any of the others TBH. I was really excited the first time I found Turkish Delight for sale because the book made it out to be so delicious, and at my young age I assumed it was either something old-timey no longer available or just entirely invented. Well, it turns out it's real but it's dogshit, thanks for the disappointment C. S. Lewis
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 00:00 |
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Miftan posted:Glad to see that despite not posting as much, my name is still synonymous with good taste.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 13:20 |
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Nothingtoseehere posted:Over the last 10 year, the corruption in SA has really started to overwhelm and degrade the countries economy and government.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 09:28 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 10:39 |
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The speaking skills thing is Starmer yet again carefully placing a dozen rakes on the ground in front of himself. I give it a day before someone completely blindsides him with the unforeseeable: "Sir Keir, would you agree that answering questions clearly and concisely is an important part of oration?" (Why yes I would) "Well then could you tell me why Labour is unable to keep any of its pledges for longer than a week?"
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 11:50 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:You have to accept that there's a certain number of people who would be happy with David Cameron in a red tie.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 07:29 |
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Based is the opposite of cringe
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 08:03 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:It was the based of times, it was the waste of times
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 08:47 |
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Darth Walrus posted:lol at what 'Labour sources' think will make Starmer look like a stone-cold badass:
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 11:25 |
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Guavanaut posted:But then you'd just get into "do grass and arse rhyme, and if so how?" chat.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 07:32 |
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Diet Crack posted:The aim is to piss into the mouth of the person opposite with the highest arc possible
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 22:51 |
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Collateral posted:The wise man wanks the man,
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2023 14:28 |
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https://twitter.com/JB0001996/status/1679174597063720969 Has Charlie Brooker ever said something that hasn't come true?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 00:13 |
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Finally, true bipartisanship: both parties working together to show the British public that there is no hope for the future, better things aren’t possible, and it would be best to just lie down and quietly die.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 10:59 |
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sebzilla posted:Borders and maps are weird for kids, I have a strong memory of looking at an atlas on a car journey and worrying about the barbaric wasteland of Ireland not having a single road.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 00:13 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I love hammering that lil smiley dude in the face when I'm passing through the airport
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 13:20 |
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I think I’m pretty much done with trains now; they’re just so astonishingly expensive, unreliable, and with so little chance of getting a seat even if you’ve booked that I’d just rather drive. I’d probably prefer to fly if I’m going a long way and the price would still be about the same. Got a train to see a friend a few months ago and it’s just nerve-wracking trying to jostle for position to not be stood crammed in the vestibule for 3 hours, wondering what I’ll do if my connection just randomly doesn’t appear. It just doesn’t work anymore. TACD fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Jul 15, 2023 |
# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 10:10 |
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Julio Cruz posted:if Labour lose the next election there’s the chance (however slight) that Starmer resigns and a leftist becomes leader
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 14:21 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:They're all like this now. They know that the soundbite is all they'll show on the TV news so they just hit it over and over again.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 07:59 |
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An arseless shamehole?
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 15:08 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:44 |
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Coeliac chat: Here’s a short list of breweries that do gluten-free beer you can order online: Abbeydale Brewery Brass Castle Bellfield Brewery Triple Point Brewing Wold Top Brewery Note that most of these do a few regular gluten-containing beers as well so do double-check the ones you order are gluten-free. The barley will still be printed in bold on the can even on a GF beer so don’t worry when you see it. There’s plenty of really nice GF beer available; just about the only thing I haven’t found is a satisfactory stout. Plus Yay! Flapjacks do absolutely incredible cookies and flapjacks, better than most gluteny ones I’ve eaten 😋
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