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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Has anyone contacted Billy Zane yet? I feel like he can muster up some sort of survival plan.

Nooo, it’s not because he was in Titanic, I just really think Billy Zane could get the job done.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

All they gotta do is input the Contra code into the sub’s controller.

30 extra lives ought to buy them some time to be rescued.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

GD_American posted:

My dad was a (diesel) submariner and it was 100% understood by everybody on board that if they had a problem, they solved it themselves or they were dead

Those billionaires stuck down there better check out the hook while the DJ revolves it

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

1998 Altec Lansing computer speakers pumping out a string quartet version of “Nearer My God to Thee” on a loop before the power winds down.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

They open the hatch and it’s empty

They open the hatch and it’s just a dog at the controls

They open the hatch and it’s full of old timey survivors from the titanic

They open the hatch and (add your own)

Wwlp, better late then never :prepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kYkIdQdFk

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


“In torque we trust”

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


This is the face of a man who has just violently poo poo his pants and is playing it off like he didn’t, but the smell is wafting up to his nose and he can’t hide it for much longer.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Titanic brings billionaires to my sub,
And they’re like: glub, glub, glub, glub!
Dead, right?
Oh, they’re dead for sure,
We can’t find you,
With a rescue barge.

You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jun 22, 2023

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Gettin' a real Moa from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link vibe from that Tweet's pic:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I bet the bolts connecting the hatch to the sub body weren't even galvanized or stainless steel.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Spinz posted:

The conspiracy theorists are going wild here's the weirdest one I have seen

I forgot about 17 being such an important number to the Qrazies



These people can and have voted.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

cock hero flux posted:

they discovered the shattered remains of the sub and inferred that the occupants are so extremely dead as to be impossible to locate

Pook Good Mook posted:

The wreckage of the sub or their bodies?

They found parts of the sub, their bodies are now part of the global water cycle.

Go back and reread the post you’re both referring to.

Slowly.

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