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Red Baron posted:why does she look like a skeleton skeletons, most commonly known for being fuckin ripped
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Nichael posted:Water, Non-GMO Soy Protein, Palm Olein, Seasonings (Onion, Black Pepper), Natural Flavors, Potato Starch (Thickener), Modified Vegetable Gum, Wheat (Gluten and Fiber), Sugar, Yeast Extract, Red Yeast Rice Powder, Potassium Salt, and Paprika Oil (Color). if this is anything like tvp and your body isn't used to it, you might poo poo yourself into orbit
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Honestly I like all the weird fake meat/meat replacements they make too. I don't seek an approximation of real meat, it's just its own fun taste sensation. i would buy the fake meat with "its own fun taste sensation" on the package and anyone who says otherwise is a liar edit: i didn't click the video, is this covered in the video?
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Dr. Killjoy posted:transmasc portrait of the author what
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CaptainBeefart posted:Is that a pencil sharpener? thats the dragon slayer, a king commissioned a blacksmith to forge a dragon killing sword and then exiled him for making a 500lb mass of sword-shaped metal so now its being wielded by a very angry, very large, very emotionally stunted man on a quest to kill everything larger than him im assuming
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i tried explaining this to my boss but he still fired me from the dairy queen
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eating cinnamon rolls straight out of the can like a morbidly obese rorschach
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hitler would have won if he sent his mutant zombies to the front lines instead of keeping them inside of castle wolfenstein 3d
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ultimateforce posted:maybe I’m dumb here but don’t they check for syphilis on STD screens? every time I date a new person we both go get tested. i think the syphilis epidemic and peoples std testing habits might be related
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i hope the vr headset automatically opens qr code links so my goatman qr shirt can get some mileage
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my password manager is a post it note taped to the underbelly of my keyboard because the glue has long since turned to dust
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Eat This Glob posted:the marketing department. unless the government has a rule or law regarding a particular product like medicine (can't call it medicine unless it is, wink wink) or meat (can't call all your steaks "prime" as the USDA makes that call) you can call it whatever you want. make and sell "ultra mega-premium" sex lube or "disaster-grade" canned beef stew for bunkers. no one will stop you suddenly very concerned about the quality of my disaster-grade sex lube
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Sherbert Hoover posted:how do you get to that point idk where it starts but clearly it doesnt end in ur urethra
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i say swears online posted:my first car was $1800 and i got it up to 145 which is faster than any human should be driving so i don't see the draw its stupid because u only need to get up to 88 mph to see some serious poo poo
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i like to make cocktails out of random poo poo and give them a fancy sounding name, doing all the movements and mixing with grace and purpose right before the illusion of competence shatters when my father in law tastes his soy sauce whiskey egg
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Actuary X posted:I'm picturing a drone that's, like, 18 inches across its actually a guy that has a job like "senior general file clerk first class" idk why he had propellers
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uber_stoat posted:no EDC is complete without 5+ different knives. maybe there are knives in the fan. i dont need knives in my edc because my hands are legally classified as weapons this isnt because of decades of krav maga though its because im fat barret with 2 gun hands
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