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So , uh ,what's the ship's name? I heard we were Ark 2 Did anyone pack condoms? Do we have any proof we actually left Earth orbit and aren't just an experiment to see how long it takes until we don't need eyes to see?
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Toxic Mental posted:HELLO? Let us in. Let us in. We're so cold.
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Jul 14, 2023 22:19
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redshirt posted:Honestly I don't think there should be any space drinking.... we should be spice drinking and all become navigators
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Jul 15, 2023 04:50
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Are we hauling any particularly hazardous cargo?
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Jul 17, 2023 00:44
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Any pets on board? Goldfish, bettas, hamsters, cats, dogs, budgies... If not do we have vermin of any sort? Cockroach races?
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Jul 17, 2023 22:05
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redshirt posted:You tell me. Would a cat work? 2 cats? Two cats would actively seek out and destroy bugs and assorted vermin. Officer rank of course. Plus they look hilarious in zero-g
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Jul 17, 2023 22:12
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mst4k posted:when I point the scanner at the captains head im not detecting any lifeforms Just because the smell lingers like a thing alive doesn't mean the facilities are occupied. Just check to make sure it was flushed and add another deoderizer tree
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Jul 17, 2023 23:07
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Jenkem if you got 'em
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Jul 19, 2023 07:12
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Outrail posted:Has anyone else noticed that banging sound coming from the hull? Let us in. Let us in. It's so cold and lonely out here.
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Jul 23, 2023 06:28
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numberoneposter posted:anyone want to huff some hydrazine? You got any of that... dioxygen difluoride?
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Jul 26, 2023 07:33
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(Tap, tap, tap...) Please let us in We want to welcome all of you You're so bright and warm
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Aug 6, 2023 09:17
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redshirt posted:Surely there is nothing on the hull at this speed! We traverse the Empyrean. Everything is possible there.
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Aug 7, 2023 05:39
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(Tap...tap...tap) There is so much we could share with you. What is it you crave ?
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Aug 8, 2023 06:54
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(tappity tappity tap... tap...) It will be glorious when the great, unblinking eye that watches upon Callisto opens wide.
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Aug 11, 2023 21:30
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(TAP, tap, tap) We wonder... What does The Eye see in the Captain's Head?
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Aug 13, 2023 02:36
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Outrail posted:Are we on Earth time or Callisto time? Hammer Time
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Aug 13, 2023 20:39
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(Tap tap tap tap...) Can we come to the meeting too? We've got your favorite pizza sandwiches with pineapple
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Aug 13, 2023 20:41
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redshirt posted:Attention! Yoga classes will be rescheduled to Noon starting Monday, and Tae Kwan Do classes will be rescheduled to 2 PM M-W-F. Tantric cultivation every night at 9pm, on C deck. Bring your own flashlight.
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Aug 15, 2023 01:23
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redshirt posted:Yeah about that, HR wants to review your Tantric Cultivation class. But if HR gets involved, no one will come !
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Aug 15, 2023 02:13
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The Loin King posted:WHERE THE gently caress ARE THE PIZZA SANDWICHES Here to guarantee your delivery satisfaction is a pizza guy with enormous pepperoni and a sack of spicy meatballs. Never mind the odd pseudopod. They're all ridged for your pleasure.
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Aug 15, 2023 08:33
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Karma Comedian posted:Standing in the airlock suiting up for a space walk. But... but... we already let you back in ten minutes ago!
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Aug 16, 2023 03:16
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Outrail posted:Has anyone seen.... He missed chili night. Or maybe now there's a little Kevin in all of us
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Aug 17, 2023 04:17
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Little Debbie Chocolate Cupcakes bring all the warp daemons to my yard
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Aug 17, 2023 18:54
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What kind of protection do we have against big ol' solar flares?
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Aug 20, 2023 02:47
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Someone's knockin' at the door Somebody's ringin' the bell Someone's knockin' at the door Somebody's ringin' the bell Do me a favor Open the door and let 'em in
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Aug 20, 2023 05:08
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I think it's great the pilots are giving Toonces some time at the helm
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Aug 20, 2023 23:44
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Pinche Rudo posted:Ok who had sex with the cooked lasagna AGAIN!?!? Seriously we need to find the lasagna fucker this is the third lasagna night in a row that’s been ruined. How do we know it wasn't actually improved by the addition of an invasive ingredient?
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Aug 21, 2023 21:11
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Presto posted:Sigh. Are we there yet? You can't get there from here. Should've taken a right turn after the Phobos Kum & Go.
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Aug 22, 2023 21:23
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AKZ posted:I would really appreciate it if someone could spare a fire extinguisher. Paige, no!
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Aug 23, 2023 04:05
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Kallistei!
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Aug 23, 2023 18:17
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redshirt posted:How in the heck did some of you pass the extensive psych evals? We're gonna have to tighten things up for the next mission. They used the urine samples for the psych evals, and our psych evals as the drug tests
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Aug 24, 2023 18:00
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numberoneposter posted:Anyone else notice the ancient sarcophagus in the rec room before? Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Aug 24, 2023 19:26
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LIKE MANY HOOMONS I WEAR GARMENTS AND MASTICATE COMMUNALLY
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Aug 26, 2023 23:36
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Outrail posted:Why on earth do aliens and multidimensional beings want to invade, conquer, contact, partner with or really have contact of any kind with a species like humanity? What terrible evolutionary path did brought you here? What could we possibly have to offer? Just atrocious decisionmaking all round. HOOMANS HAVE JOCULAR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WHEN ONE CONSUMES MORSELS FEET FIRST
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Aug 28, 2023 03:45
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Two legs good. Eight legs better!
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Aug 28, 2023 19:26
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numberoneposter posted:I ain't going back to Earth. Let's have a show of hands, everyone! If you were born on Earth, let's see how many there are...left to consume over the rest of this all-you-can-eat voyage
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Aug 30, 2023 03:45
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redshirt posted:What, like some space fungus? I hope there's no environmental protections, cuz we're gonna strip mine that moon. Did the moon give prior consent to this penetrative relationship?
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Sep 3, 2023 07:28
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Get Dave to fix it
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Sep 4, 2023 02:56
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Renew! Renew!
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alexandriao posted:I mean, it is only fair that I get Labour Day off. Also, the atmospheric recyclers will be switching to Fluorine this week for FlouPride, the celebration of flourine breathing life. FOOF for everyone
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