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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

It is over.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Poppers posted:

Covid cough is usually dry. If it was nasty and sloppy she might have just had COPD.

lol, the moment I read this being quoted I heard coughing coming from my neighbor’s apartment.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Got bunny fever? Then do I have the perfect convention for you!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

eXXon posted:

https://twitter.com/scottlincicome/status/1693271300460962195

Food for thought about the unintended consequences of the very real lockdowns that must still be happening somewhere (in my imagination).

https://i.imgur.com/dbt1RY1.mp4

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Why Am I So Tired posted:

Thank you for saving this, I thought it was lost to time.

Funny story. I was looking for it on Twitter but couldn't find it, so I searched google for

code:
site:forums.somethingawful.com "welcome back" transition
which gave me:

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Does anyone have a link to that Applebees transition welcome back video?

Why Am I So Tired posted:

Shoot, I'm trying to find it and it looks like the original tweet has been deleted.

Pingui posted:

The tweet has been deleted, but I found it here (at 10:33 and 10:34):
https://archive.org/details/CNNW_20200706_170000_CNN_Newsroom/start/1980/end/2040

Then chopped up the video after the one linked. Goonuroboros.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Vaxxed?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


:yowie:

RIP, I liked your gimmick about 60% of the time.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

hailthefish posted:

omw to check unread posts in this thread



yup that's posts

baggy blue ain't gonna save you from my diseased posts

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

nexous posted:

go AZ were bad at everything but Covid apparently

It’s actually because everyone is so awful you naturally want to socially distance.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

pillsburysoldier posted:

What happened to snoo

Died, badly.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

RealityWarCriminal posted:

let me have both you dumb fucks
____________/

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Such an absolute banger

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Long COVID: It's not a guarantee*

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1319446692236791814?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


I got my readimasks, now I just gotta build up the will to do the nose mask hack and go to the doctor/dentist about this weird tmj soreness that suddenly started.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1702427056917839921

https://i.imgur.com/kdW41Oq.mp4

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


This post is how I found out Metric put out an album in 2022. Also got one coming out in October of this year and there's a single out for it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


:eyepop:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

icantfindaname posted:

So how long again does covid linger in typical indoor air? Google says 3 hours but I don't trust Google

This one caught my eye

https://www.colorado.edu/today/2023/02/23/tend-get-sick-when-air-dry-new-research-helps-explain-why

"At both 40% and 60% relative humidity, half of the airborne coronavirus particles were still infectious after aging for one hour in the chamber. But at 25% humidity, that time doubled: Half of the original particles released into the chamber remained infectious for two hours."

I wouldn't have called that!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

InvisiBill posted:

they also won’t let me pay in cash.

Did you tell them you washed your hands?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

mawarannahr posted:

get your healthcare in, folks

Don't tell me what to do.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Majorian posted:

Folks, I have some bad news for you...

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1706824476631933044

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Just noticing the "r" in her name

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Yes! Yes!!


No! No!!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Maed posted:

very pretty but hypoallergenic cats aren't real, sorry for your friend's noses

Me, at your anti-hypoallergenic-cat posts

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Shiroc posted:

When I was at Walgreens, I asked about the card and at least that particular person at that location said they don't care anymore.

lol. When I got my last booster (CVS) I forgot my card and didn't notice til I got back home and saw it on the couch.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Finally, someone said it

https://twitter.com/jeffreyatucker/status/1707857189589692771?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

WrasslorMonkey has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Sep 30, 2023

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Soap Scum posted:

already gone D: what did i miss

Ha, I'm actually surprised it was deleted. Image above.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

It's ok, this one's still there

https://twitter.com/jeffreyatucker/status/1707859094181122485

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jort Fortress posted:

What’s My Age Again (no seriously, I can’t remember due to Brain Fog)

Wow fishing for a ban?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Crazyweasel posted:

re: Forgetfulness and related dumbness. ok here is the thing, I can guarantee to you I have never had COVID. I’m pretty healthy, i don’t drink/smoke/do drugs. Really no reason for my mental state to change other than getting older/kids.

The amount of typos, bad grammar, and clumsy copy/paste I make in work messages has blown up in the past year. I’m just way sloppier, and every time I catch it after the fact I think “what the hell, I was never this bad.” Memory is probably on par with before-times, maybe a bit worse. So, I do think a portion of getting dumber is just us all getting older en masse

lockdowns

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Everyone laughed at me when they saw me snorting my morning matcha.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Bastard Tetris posted:

If you’re masked outdoors and if they’re honest about being on antivirals your risk of infection is incredibly low

Especially if you make sure to wash your hands.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lmao imagine worrying about your health

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Mola Yam posted:

lol they bumped it back another month



Something came up

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Gunshow Poophole posted:

i am not speculating about this public figure

https://x.com/kprather88/status/1714085573739041119?s=20

I'm laughing, actually

she knew what she signed up for

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bedpan posted:

Found a leaflet tucked under my windshield wiper. Title is "ZOG & COVID"

post it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pingui posted:

Reads like ChatGPT prompted with "cock conspiracy".

lol ChatGPT has better grammar and punctuation.

[Pestilence] Drugged by the police is especially Bull****

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bedpan posted:



first two pages as a teaser

bedpan posted:



Uploaded the rest of the first section.

"Having been drugged by the police is my issue"

So uh, we gettin the rest of this? Haven’t had my fill of crazy.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

gdi Dude

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Do not maliciously bypass my PFC filter

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