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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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It's impossible to touch computers for a living and have a leftist ideology. You are all posers!

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:08

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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I 100% got exposed at work yesterday. This dumbass company has still not even uttered the word COVID other than that bullshit "slow the spread" campaign from like March 2020.

This guy texted me after working with us for the morning and said the clinic "told him to go home (you have COVID)" around noon. I saw him still in his office with a lovely surgical mask just sitting on his desk (unused of course) while he continued to talk with everyone unmasked in the 15x15 office for hours until close at 5.

Not a peep from HR, everyone went to some big rear end company lunch thing too so literally everyone in the office has been exposed.

Stupid diseased nation.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:54

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Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Why does windows default to the chuddiest of sources for their news window?

I spent an hour unsubscribing from the dreck and they just kept coming up with new ones.

Because the only people that use edge/bing are the chuddiest of old people who don't know what the word internet browser means.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:42

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Soap Scum posted:

i have taken 7 vaccine shots per day since march 1 2021

i am serious

it is my full time job

This poster's blood is thicker than a bowl of grits

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 03:34

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tenderjerk posted:

it rules that we have gaslit ourselves as a society to where summer flu is a thing you get every summer and I think has always been a thing??

Lmao and the year long "allergy season"

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 16:21

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Animal-Mother posted:

Manager randomly says he hasn't been able to taste anything since Mother's Day.

Managers can have a little brain damage as a treat

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 15:23

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Animal-Mother posted:

"I know he has Covid, but is he actually sick? Because when I had Covid I was fine, I came to work."

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 22:17

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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SARS is cool and good, actually

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 20:39

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Thoguh posted:

Honestly I don’t see the point of tweets like that anymore. Of course you were exposed to COVID at the convention. And at the hotel. And on the flight there. And at the restaurants and bars you went to. You don’t need to actually have knowledge of someone popping positive to know that.

It's almost 2024 and most of the American population still doesn't understand that people can have COVID and spread it everywhere they go without displaying symptoms.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 15:35

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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I love how COVID doesn't exist anymore in most of America but suddenly we have a year-round "allergy season" for the past 3 years.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 15:42

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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

lool

https://www.massgeneralbrigham.org/en/patient-care/patient-visitor-information/planning-your-visit/mask-policy

Four years later and medical "professionals" still trying to rules-lawyer an airborne disease into submission. I mean I guess requiring any masking at all is an improvement over literally everywhere else in this doomed country.

I got an alert today that I have to take the "bloodborne pathogens" safety training module again for the fifth time working in an office where I have never seen blood yet everyone is visibly sick with airborne pathogens at all times.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 16:43

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Cup Runneth Over posted:

Maybe the changes are good

I feel like there's a growing percentage of my work colleagues who are incapable of sending an email without typos or strange sentence fragments these days. Lmao

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 16:26

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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"I need a CAD viewer on my lap top......ASAP. Work on a project and to not have one."
- VP

:dafuq:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 16:29

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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Look at all those masks in the Chinese hospital photo.

We could have a deadly ebola outbreak in the US with people bleeding everywhere and dying on the street and people would not change any behaviors ever again haha

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 14:27

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:08

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Mason Dixon posted:

Today is one of my on-site work days, and it’s just hitting all the classics so far.

I have to show a co-worker and my supervisor a website issue found yesterday, and not only is the only possible way to demonstrate it clearly by them looking directly over my shoulder for 15 minutes, but the co-worker multiple times let’s us know he’s just barely managing not to throw up the entire time. Weird, must be something going around.

That’s immediately followed up by a mandatory company-wide HR meeting with the presentation essentially being “Stress and anxiety make you unproductive, you probably can’t change the cause anyway, so chin up, buttercup. Also sure is great we’re past that pesky pandemic!”

I will continue to trust my respirator, thanks.

Yeah this is my first day back in two weeks and the first thing I overheard this morning was two coworkers discussing how both of them have recently had parents with "mild strokes" who can't walk or talk properly now.

Lmao everything is mild

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 16:52

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