Mebh posted:

Lol, tory Lab coalition next gov. Calling it now.

Dead Goon posted:

What was wrong with Steve Irwin?

Guavanaut posted:

Beefeater1980 posted:

I didn’t read the thread for a few days and then I read about Camrath and now I’m feeling sad RIP to a good goon.

smellmycheese posted:

Guavanaut posted:

Remember when the bin man would come right into your yard and collect your bin.

20 minutes after the milk man had come right into your yard and left something in it.

Simpler times.

OwlFancier posted:

The method by which words achieve cromulence is truly fascinating.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Who? Why?

OwlFancier posted:

Minister for spider-men.

sinky posted:

The cities are just housing estates. All shops are located at retail parks at least 30 miles away and have 20,000 parking spaces. There is one bus per day.

Pistol_Pete posted:

Gonna get homeopathically shitfaced rn by dissolving a shot of vodka in 2 litres of tapwater.

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/benleo444/status/1708903423033188630

Endjinneer posted:

That fudge helped me through lockdown.

Skarsnik posted:

'Dont be a oval office'

NotJustANumber99 posted:

lol your ignore list will be the least of your worries pal

Failed Imagineer posted:

A poo poo just being shat out over and over again

Tesseraction posted:

If you're sad about I-P just remember that there's a third way



hashtag China Gay

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

keep punching joe posted:

D:Ream recording a new version of Things Can Only Remain As They Currently Are

Tesseraction posted:

Kay does definitely have a two-face situation going on where she can be properly good or loving pathetic. I guess it's like a knock-off version of Jeremy Paxo where his attack dog style of interview is great on those that deserve it but comes across as unhinged when it's someone who doesn't.

Jakabite posted:

HELLO THREAD, RESIDENT GOOFY CHAP JAKABITE HERE WITH SOME GREAT NEWS

As some of you may know I’ve had a protest related case against me for about 4 years now and was due to go on trial in March next year, with a potential if convicted to be going to prison for a bit of time. It was a vindictively handled case obviously designed to intimidate.

AND ITS JUST BEEN DROPPED BY THE CPS

SUCK MY ARSEHOLE AND SWEATY BALLS YOU loving PIG CUNTS

WAHOOOOOOOOO

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1717156470138044540

"If you ignore 50% of the crimes, then crime stats are down by 50%"

Wachter posted:

In a bizarre stroke of luck, due to the government's incompetence, cryptosporidium is the kind of crypto it has been investing in, and this is a huge boost for the UK economy. Unfortunately it does mean that all business is now transacted by squirting hot jets of liquid shite into each other's---

Angepain posted:

i guess if all rich people did this all the time then trickle down economics might start working slightly

fuctifino posted:

100% this. And thank you to those who are attending, from someone who really wants to be there but can't.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I am absolutely gobsmacked you're all debating whether 'maybe Hitler was right' is even punishable. It should be a perma. Someone who's willing to say that, even insincerely, should not be welcome, ever, and the idea that removing them from the forum is considered 'performative' sickens me. For crying out loud

Rumda posted:

Seriously just loving drop it there are much more bigger windmills to tilt at

Mebh posted:

I think this is it. Cameron in a GE with a load of moderate policies. It's gonna tear the country in half...again.

smellmycheese posted:

Danny Dyer iirc

mediaphage posted:

i’ve started noticing profiles of american conservative catholics say things like the pope isn’t the seat of true catholicism (because he too woke)

quote:

ROME (AP) — Pope Francis on Saturday ordered the removal of the bishop of Tyler, Texas, a conservative prelate active on social media who has been a fierce critic of the pontiff and has come to symbolize the polarization within the U.S. Catholic hierarchy.

A one-line statement from the Vatican said Francis had “relieved” Bishop Joseph Strickland of the pastoral governance of Tyler and appointed the bishop of Austin as the temporary administrator.

Strickland, 65, has emerged as a leading critic of Francis, accusing him in a tweet earlier this year of “undermining the deposit of faith.” He has been particularly critical of Francis’ recent meeting on the future of the Catholic Church during which hot-button issues were discussed, including ways to better welcome LGBTQ+ Catholics.

quote:

His firing sparked an immediate outcry among some conservatives and traditionalists who had held up Strickland as a leading point of Catholic reference to counter Francis’ progressive reforms. Michael J. Matt, editor of the traditionalist newspaper The Remnant, wrote that with the firing, Francis was “actively trying to bury fidelity to the Church of Jesus Christ.”

“This is total war,” Matt wrote on X, formerly Twitter. “Francis is a clear and present danger not only to Catholics the world over but also to the whole world itself.”

quote:

The Vatican asked Strickland to resign Thursday, but he declined, prompting Francis to remove him from office two days later, DiNardo’s statement said.