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Johnny Truant posted:also, animal control are the cops of the animal world, cause they loving suck poo poo. I recently had to deal with them and they're as worthless as pigs(not the animal they're cool)  (You're not necessarily wrong, it depends a bunch on both the individual and the department how poo poo they can be)
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Cool Dad posted:I'm racking my brain trying to think of a party I could bring this to Jesus Jello Jamboree
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Little local schad: there's an eclipse today. The best viewing will be in the southern part of my state, but you can still see it up where I am at about 80% occlusion. Some people were scheduling watch parties. Except it clouded up this morning about an hour before it started, and now that it's over the clouds are starting to break up.
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Archonex posted:This is about as close to it as we're likely to get. lmao
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This would be even better if the guy was somehow able to dig the front wheel out, but then the car took off because he left it in gear. My favorite one of these from a previous thread was this older black gentleman, who was carrying an AR-15 when he went out to confront the thief. Guy stealing the package is very much  and gently sets it back down before retreating to the waiting car.
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davidspackage posted:I wish Musk's plans to become Mars Emperor of the chosen few wasn't pie in the sky boershit, because it'd rule if he took all the world's dumbest people with him into space and they all
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freeedr posted:Weird that it took so long but also weird that they’re acting like it’s strange for there to be a conman in congress
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dialhforhero posted:I'd like to think that hawk's thought process was this:
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Huh, he shot himself in the left nut, so I guess that makes his right nut the left one now.
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LobosJr is a fun streamer, does a lot of Souls/soulslike stuff but does other games as well. Friendly community and his mods are good about keeping people in line. On Giuliani, it's funny AF and I read that he might file for bankruptcy protection which is also funny AF. Because I'm sure that all his finances are above board and to get approved you have to let someone go over your poo poo with a fine-toothed comb. Alex Jones tried that to get out of his 1bn judgement and ended up with InfoWars in receivership.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I can tell you it 1000% was not a thing in the 90s. At least the early 90s  ) and it totally was a thing at my HS.
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davidspackage posted:I bet that tastes great coming back up
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Please don't throw scooters into rivers. It's bad for the environment. Responsibly dispose of them in dumpsters.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hawk tries to eat tiny kitten, gets foiled by some mysterious force field protecting it???
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freeedr posted:How are people still using desktop computers for anything
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Rappaport posted:Isn't Elon supposed to start replacing some volunteers' eyeballs with USB sockets this year, or something like that? Obsolete tech thread, welcome the human sensory organs what the gently caress
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Touch of schad on the drive home: had a fast-moving snowstorm come in. Weather service knew and a good close approximate time to when it would be hitting. Just in time for the evening commute, of course. Going home people were doing about 25-30 on the freeway which was fine, traffic was at least moving smoothly and safely. All of a sudden a highway patrolman comes up in the far left lane with lights and sirens going. About a half mile up the road was another HP vehicle and a big jacked up truck slid well off the road and halfway down the embankment. It's almost invariably 4x4's you see either smashed into the divider or in a ditch when bad weather hits because the concept of "being able to go does not equate to being able to stop" is completely foreign to them. Also rereading this I realize that it sort of sets up the cop for having an accident and so I apologize for not being able to provide that particular schad.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Excellent work, 47.
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Kit Walker posted:I love the snow and snowy climates, but reading about avalanches and what you're supposed to do if you get caught in one has made me really comfortable with just enjoying the snow in nice, safe, city environments  Most avalanche deaths come from people going off and loving around in the backcountry. Major resorts also have S&R teams with dogs who can get up on the mountain quickly and start looking for people/digging them out. There are also things sort of like scuba equipment for people who do go backcountry so you can breathe longer if you get buried.Snow is neat and good, but it's just frozen water and like water a handful is harmless but a whole lot of it can be extremely loving deadly if something goes wrong.
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Karate Bastard posted:Yes. Everyone is their avatar, this is known.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Does that star the “where’s the beef?” woman?
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Oh hey I know right where that is. Also it was very nice of the runaway trailer to crash into some parked cars instead of going onto the light rail tracks.
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Nah, South Salt Lake, 39th south and (as the sign helpfully indicates) 2nd west.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo
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Tiggum posted:Nah, rent is bullshit because it's literal theft by extortion. Even if it cost much less and never increased, you would still be paying for someone else to own something. If you go into a shop and pay for something and then someone else picks it up and walks out with it, that's theft. But if you pay for someone else's house and then they keep it and throw you out, that's rent. It's bullshit. I lucked the gently caress out with my house. Bought in 2003 just before everything went apeshit and paid 90k. The house itself isn't huge, 800sf but it's perfect for a single person. The yard is big, it has hardwood floors and a fireplace, all the things that were on my dream list. Originally the interest rate was 5%, which was a tad higher than the going rate at the time because I went through a local nonprofit that does stuff for first time homebuyers. It cost me $500 to move in. I refi'd in late 2021 right before everything went to poo poo again, got some cash out so I can do some yard improvements and that interest rate is 2%; again right before everything went to poo poo and shot up to 7. I feel super bad for anyone trying to buy a home for the first time now, my place appraised for 450 loving K when I refi'd. Benefits me sure but who the gently caress could afford that on a normal person's salary? You'd have to be DINK and earning way above median wage around here.
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Really a roundabout way of doing it
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gay picnic defence posted:Play stupid games, win circumcises
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It may have even been in this thread, but I remember someone posting a clip of a penguin slipping and falling on ice and it made a sound very much like gently caress and all the other penguins looked at it and also made a sound except it was FUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNe-vq7Tgo 
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. Enjoy it while it lasts. For the record, I was still very active up until the past couple of years and I gotta get back on that because post-50 you really have to stay on top of things
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Robobot posted:Zarathos sighs and begins cursing themselves for bonding with a Minnesotan.
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This year the Utah legislature passed an anti-trans bathroom bill. It says that people must use the bathroom that corresponds to their birth sex in government buildings. It also mandated that the Utah Auditor's office investigate reports of violations of this law. An online reporting tool was created for people to submit alleged violations. It's going about as well as you'd expect. tldr is: "We're lovely people who passed a lovely law and people are griefing it by submitting 4000 false complaints over a couple of days which the government is now required to investigate."
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