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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
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This couldn't be a more perfect picture of the child, Marge. Surrounded by duplo blocks and a dollhouse, hunched over a oversized table and she's talking to herself while writing.

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

drat Felatio Blow didn't get a mention.

I was going to say the same thing, my how the mighty have fallen. How could they forget his "nephew" like that?

Isn't 6ix9ine a snitch? If there is ONE thing a low rent mob boss like "TRUMP" doesn't like, it's snitches!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Wow, that's really horrible. He's been flying down to Miami to support her and...oh, he hasn't. Well, she's been coming to as many of his court appearances as she could and...oh, she hasn't. I'm getting reports she hasn't been seen with him since he left office or something. Truly, a love story for the ages.

:chaostrump: "Christmas alone at Mar A Lago was actually a very loving family, surrounding me"

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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:bahgawd: Thar's a thief in the White House! They done stole it frum Trump!! Get r done!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

Being IK of this thread can drive one mad..........

What does the IK stand for? I must be the only person who doesn't know and google gives me some weird answers that don't seem correct.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Thanks!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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smellmycheese posted:

The Churchill quote that Meatball used is fake lol



A new chapter for the next printing of Profiles in Courage;

BACKING DOWN
The Ron DeSantis story

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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No true Republican would abort a campaign! He was a rino, all along!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Buce posted:

a girl fort is called a "fortress"

:kiss:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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"anti-woke"? It's a Sleeper Hit!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Aramis posted:

You are treating the army like some pseudo-democratic institution where the leadership has to take the sympathies and opinions of members into account.

It is very much not that.

But I don't want to rush that machinegun nest, Captain!


Oh, ok guys I guess we just sit here, then.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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...Macavity's not there!


I don't want to post the entire poem and poo poo up the thread but if you're unfamiliar...

https://poets.org/poem/macavity-mystery-cat

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Now, toss that head on the furry from the Shining!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Purgatory Glory posted:

Great minds etc.

It really looks like it was inspired by that scene and after I posted, I honestly wondered if it had already been done and that's why it was in my mind.


:five:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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"Dear Judge Kaplan"?


REALLY? That reads like a child's letter, wtf. Dear Judge, you were very mean to my client. Poo poo pee pee!

I'd have opened with "Honorable Judge Kaplan..." or "Your Honor...", not like he doesn't know to whom this is addressed.

I mean, you gotta start with the :decorum: rear end kissing, you don't come in with some childish poo poo like Dear Judge, right?

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Toxic Mental posted:

I swear to god if people start doing I/P Fetterman poo poo in here again heads are gonna roll so tread carefully noobs

:objection:

I don't know what "I/P" means in this context, your honor, I want to be certain I'm not breaking any rules! Also, I have it on good authority you've posted in the same threads as Haljordan and therefore, perhaps, you should recuse yourself!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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kazil posted:


lol a petition

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Jelly posted:

Are you telling me that committing treason is a crime and having gay sex isn't???!!!!

Big, if true!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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I have no idea who any of you people are! How am I supposed to win any arguments in here?!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Blackchamber posted:

She was going to have a much bigger role and she can't really even act

FTFY

I recently rewatched the Mandalorian (and Boba Fett) as just time filling Star Wars poo poo and I had forgotten how abysmal she was. Literally cringe worthy performances. It's hilarious that she hosed herself out of so much fame, though I suppose she could still run the circuit of conventions, for whatever she can get hawking signatures.


Also, PKMN trainer red, I always read your name as "Pikmin" (a game I never actually played).

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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:drat:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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I love the idea the Dems are "hiding" people in the cloakroom or under a desk to throw off the numbers game Greene was playing with her friends.

"W-whaaaat? WHERE'D U COME FRUM??"

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Wait a minute, was Boebert trying to woman-splain pronunciation of a word?

There is no word but THE WORD OF GOD;
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." Timothy 2:12

I thought she claimed to be a Christian! She needs to get back in the kitchen and read the good book!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Esplanade posted:

Someone should have offered him a wafer-thin mint.

*presses the Presidential button for the Presidential bucket*

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Akratic Method posted:

It's extremely cool and functional that legal cases on anything remotely controversial are now effectively decided by lottery since judges just freely go by their own political biases. America rules.

Don't worry, you can just vote to change things. It's not like any of the judges are appointed for life or that they can just get away with being openly corrupt and partisan in a position that relies on impartiality! This is AMERICA! :911: They'd be impeached in a hot minute, it's not as if the politicians are allowed to just be partisan and refuse to deal with actual crime and corruption! The public would lose trust in our institutions!


Our precious bodily institutions.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Weren't we just talking about Mojo?

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/en...8GGnHSA5NlYIgzk

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Just an aside, but the Clemson Republicans kinda had to endorse the only candidate that is literally their school color.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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GOD doesn't make mistakes! It's all in the plan.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Trump do everything right! Perfect phone call! Perfect loan!

WHY INDICT? BANK HAPPY!


UNFAIR!



:sad:


PERFECT SNIPE!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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"Is this leopard about to eat my face?"

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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I thought that Frump video was a deep fake :wtf:


"they're dancing...me dance too" :chaostrump: What a moron.

edit; wait IS it fake? I feel like I'm easily fooled these days, getting old.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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I saw Hageman and actually thought Santos had returned, in drag.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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I think if you looked deeply inwards, you'd agree it's really rude to continue dead naming Diallo like this. :colbert:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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:five:


As always, PKMN :drat:

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Batterypowered7 posted:

Some douchebag came up with some training course called "Killology" or some poo poo and part of the training is having cutouts of your family you blast.

E:

This motherfucker https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Grossman_(author)

Grossman? Living up to the name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EAEQnZiYVU

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Big Government sucks! (unless it's in your bedroom or telling you what books you can read or forcing you to have a baby)

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Pedigree huh? Dog whistle or bullhorn?

It's true though, unless you're one of those inbred thoroughbred blue-bloods like Trump, you have no business being anywhere near him.

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

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:lmao:


They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said; "Sir, SIR! I've never seen so much cum!"

We're going to cum, at levels of cum they've never seen before!

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