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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Trump, LOL.

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Another American struggling with Economic Anxiety, I see.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Good news, but some googling shows that he was sentenced back in May: https://apnews.com/article/jan-6-capitol-peter-schwartz-insurrection-9176bad22fff2bafaea5c32ce06bb772

Which makes sense - not a lot of court business gets conducted on Sundays.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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B-Rock452 posted:

Lol kind of unrelated but after the last presidential election I kept drunkenly calling up the trump fraud hotline to report that I saw Gritty running down broad street with a box of ballets and after a bunch of calls some worker burst into tears and just yelled "I'm trying to save America" into the phone
LOL LMAO

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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The current electoral map has Biden needing to win 44 EVs out of PA (19), GA (16), MI (15), AZ (11), WI (10), NV (6).

He won all six of those states in 2020.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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I'm expecting the Saudis and Russia to play oil-price games heading into the fall elections to try and get their easily bought off puppet back in the White House.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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priznat posted:

Also the check should come with a coupon for a free blizzard

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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dr_rat posted:

How the hell does Joe Biden keep getting away with changing all the official sources like this!
~* ThE dEeP sTaTe*~

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this hearing supposed to be about, exactly?
Going by the subject material, it's about eleven inches long (uncut).

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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QuarkJets posted:

I can't wait for Rudy Giuliani to convince Jimmy Dean to write a song for Donald Trump, maybe they can put it in a commercial
Henry Mancini already wrote the perfect song for Donald Trump back in 1961 though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Quote-Unquote posted:

trump probably smells even worse on the inside
I will not stand for this besmirching of the noble Tauntaun, sir.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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kazil posted:

The man is about to lose several hundred million dollars and his company in New York
Bah, that's nothing - he still has the value of his name, which he will happily explain to you is worth three, no five, no ten billion dollars all by itself!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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The big question going forward is how many of Trump's votes were Trump voters, as opposed to Republican voters? Given the record of the GOP in elections when Trump is not on the ballot (2018, 2022, 2023) and what happened to the CA Republican party when its celebrity politician (Schwarzenegger) left the stage, things could get real spicy for the GOP after Trump eats his last Fish Delite.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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The panel of undecided voters that they assemble for the final presidential debate always manage to astonish with how utterly loving stupid each and every one of them are, it's one of my favorite events of the election cycle.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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I remember reading an argument that one of the reasons the white backlash against Democrats in 2016 was so strong was because for a number of very low information voters (the sort of people who are only vaguely aware that the 'Democrats' and 'Republicans' are two different parties, and who only vote in Presidential elections if at all) actually seeing Obama be president for eight years really made concrete in their minds that DEMOCRATS = THE BLACKS, and their racist lizard brains now vote solidly Republican (whereas before they were all 'bah, politicians are all the same, buncha crooks').

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Stryder posted:

Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...
And if you can't get a ride, or have to work, or need to watch your kids, or have mobility challenges, well I guess you don't get to participate in democracy! That's what real freedom looks like, bucko!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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PhazonLink posted:

also Don's going to be a sore winner and say his 99.9999999% win was stollen.
He'll say nobody has ever gotten more votes in the Iowa caucus than him.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1747105818577604611

Powerful "I heartily endorse this product and/or service" Krusty the Klown energy there.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Anyone have the video of trump making GBS threads himself at the tree lighting?
Here's a simulated recreation of the event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Fobby posted:

I don't know what point I'm making other than that we should collectively ignore Iowa.
Way ahead you on that, friend.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Dad, get me a burrow owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live.
They found his head over by the snow cone concession.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Time_pants posted:

It just hit me.

So... wait a minute. For 8 years, the entire country got played by a guy with advanced dementia?
The 1980s were a hell of a decade.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Batterypowered7 posted:

Abloobloobloobloobloo
It wasn't all that long ago that she was their perfect Aryan waifu-princess.

I hope Super Bowl media week is nothing but Taylor Swift and more Taylor Swift.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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redshirt posted:

They deserved to lose. Beaten in all aspects of the game, including self control.

Swifties are going to Vegas!
https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1751749235991527496

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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I can't quite believe that in the impending national divorce that it's the blue states that end up with: nfl football, the military, beer, and the famous white country-pop star.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Karma Comedian posted:

And it's art.
It's the last true art form, in fact.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Christ mostly spoke in stories and parables, and people have arguing over the interpretation of those for two thousands years (and probably will for at least another two thousand). But occasionally he'd lay the rules out in black and white, and prime examples of those are "if you pray in public you're the worst kind of hypocrite" and "your number one job is to provide for the poor, the hungry, and homeless".

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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The Unfuckables.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Kevin Drum has a nice collection of words Donald Trump's own friends, family members, employees, and appointees have used to describe him:

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By contrast, we've heard an endless stream of personal reports about Donald Trump's behavior when he was in office, and they were also all the same: he watches a lot of TV, can't be bothered to do any reading, flies off the handle routinely, and lacks understanding of even simple issues. This comes from Republican loyalists who worked directly with him. Adjectives include: unhinged, idiot, off the rails (John Kelly), has the understanding of a fifth grader (Jim Mattis); racist, misogynist and bigot (Omarosa Manigault Newman); dumb as poo poo (Gary Cohn); dope, intelligence of a kindergartner (H.R. McMaster); wholly unfit to be in office, the most divisive president in history (Cassidy Hutchinson); idiot (Steve Mnuchin and Reince Priebus); like an 11-year-old-child (Steve Bannon); moron (Rex Tillerson); detached from reality, shouldn't be anywhere near the Oval Office (Bill Barr); loving liar (John Dowd); threatens our democracy (Mark Esper); laughing fool (John Bolton); failed at being the president (Mick Mulvaney); utter disgrace (Tom Bossert); racist, conman, cheat (Michael Cohen); wholly unfit to hold office ever again (Sarah Matthews); has never cared about America, its citizens, its future or anything but himself (Ty Cobb); shown time and time again that he's willing to put his political ambitions ahead of what's best for the country (Alyssa Farah Griffin); doing great and irreparable harm to my country (Gen. Mark Milley); undermine[d] a peaceful transition in accordance with our Constitution (Gen. Joseph Dunford); threat to democracy (Miles Taylor); very little understanding of what it means to be in the military (Richard Spencer); off the rails, crazy, nihilistic (Anthony Scaramucci); cares about no one but himself (Stephanie Grisham); absolutely failed (Elizabeth Neumann); flat-out disregard for human life (Olivia Troye); has no principles. None. None. (Maryanne Berry Trump); loving maniac (Mary Trump).

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Some people’s brains are just no good!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol, i mean gently caress i am bad with money but id love to make myself feel better.
The Bad With Money thread (which is constantly being renamed, but always has the initials B. W. M.) is in the Business, Finance, and Careers forums.

Direct link -> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878671

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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LOL, and I would add for good measure: LMAO.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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He got schlonged, lol.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Happy "Find Out Friday", everyone!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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SMDH they passed up an opportunity to refer to Stank and Choad as Trump's "large adult sons". Cowards.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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:rip: John Ritter :smith:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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cr0y posted:

What's going on with the Willis court thing?
I assume they're taking the day off for the President's Day holiday

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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DiomedesGodshill posted:

Nah, he's just an old idiot spewing bullshit as usual. He had to be educated on the nuclear triad. Not that he read or listened much.
This is the same guy who thinks stealth planes are literally invisible (like Wonder Woman's jet), that you can't use electrical systems on ships (because they'll short out and kill everyone), and that George Washington won the American Revolution by capturing airports.

He dumb.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Alan Smithee posted:

Letitia took all his money

Dark Mercedes took what was left
Mercedes Dark is a pretty good porn name. I mean, you could easily imagine reading a headline like "Three-time AVN award winner Mercedes Dark has just signed a two-year exclusive contract with Brazzers..."

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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LOL. Multiple counts of carrying stolen/forged IDs.

This wasn't a one-off lark or a drunken spree - dude was seriously planning and conducting heists.

He was smart for waiting until he was 18 so he could be charged as an adult. Good going, Tyler.

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