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big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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big mean giraffe
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They can TRY

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Yeah the dems have tried so hard to stop republicans from being evil, like tearing up trump's speech papers or crying about ~*decorum*~ and accepting donations from the same megacorps. All would be solved if they were in power.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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TulliusCicero posted:

The reason the Left can't gain traction in this country is because they make completely moronic arguments like this, wtf

gently caress me I'm a declared former DSA socialist and some of y'all make me cringe.

It's actually because we don't have a Left in this country with any actual political power or capital, and the centrist idiots running the Dems actually like the same lovely fiscal policy the Republicans do but hold up a pride flag so they're good guys.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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TulliusCicero posted:


Also "hold up a pride flag" just :fuckoff:, that's people's rights to exist you are disparaging in pursuit of purity politics.


LOL way to completely miss the point everyone else is making

wash bucket posted:

More and more I think the dems aren’t doing anything different because they’re accomplishing exactly what they set out to do: nothing. They’re a political heat sink. They soak up the votes of people mad at the Republicans, run out the clock and do gently caress all when they do get elected, then when the Republicans get re-elected they go right back to their true passion of fundraising.

But DOING SOMETHING would be *BAD* cuz it would enable the leftist bullies who hurt all the democrats feelings. They're co-opting the same bullshit 'I was a leftist until they said A MEAN THING' that the nazis online use to justify being a nazi. Pushing back against neolib centrist do-nothing bullshit is the reason we don't have more leftist policies in fact

big mean giraffe fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Feb 8, 2024

big mean giraffe
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mannerup posted:

and here’s the big line that will get a ton of play on social media

https://twitter.com/nickriccardi/status/1755683224561295381

Very cool that he's in charge of the country but too dumb to be held accountable for his actions, great stuff.

big mean giraffe
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First of May posted:

If the choice is between "kindly, forgetful old rapist" and "rapist con-man traitor" I think that's still a pretty easy choice.

Fixed that for you

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Three Olives posted:


The seem like I'm bad at remembering dates and names, not cognitive issues. Seriously, ask like 70% of married couples what year they got married to trigger a petrified response.

'Boomers don't value their marriage' isn't the defense you think it is. If the rest of us can remember what years he was in office he sure as gently caress should be able to

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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PhazonLink posted:

please name the exact unix second count of your birthday.

-22084800

big mean giraffe
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Tucker is obviously a complete moron, but a journalist interviewing the leader of the enemy isn't treason, it's just the 1st amendment being practiced.

I don't think you know what the words journalist or interview mean.

big mean giraffe
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PhazonLink posted:

lol you can ask most people what month and day 9/11 or jan 6 happen and most of them would blank, and only half of that would be thinking on the meta level of "wait is this a fake out/trick?"

I can remember what loving year it is though, or what year I worked different jobs. What a stupid comparison

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Totbot posted:

If I didn’t have my resume on hand, I would struggle to remember the exact years I worked certain jobs. I’m only 36.

My memory just doesn’t work that way. I can remember the names of coworkers who I haven’t seen in a decade, but I can’t tell you what exact year my dad died.



You weren't ever the president of the united states though, surely you can see a little difference, especially when campaigns are literally referred to by the year they went on?

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a lot of posters in this thread are dumb.
Yeah, we've all read your posts

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Totbot posted:

Feel free to continue to fall for more obvious republican bullshit and think I’m the dumb one.

Oh you got me, I 'fell' for watching Joe Biden clips where he can barely get a whole sentence out and seems confused and lost, it was all a Republican trick and not actual reality. You do know it's ok to criticize Democrats when they deserve it, right? You don't have to be an unabashed toady at all times

big mean giraffe
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IncredibleIgloo posted:

I think Ron Mexico is still number one fake name. Maybe Gunther Mauritius might be close.

Johnny Houston is the best real name I've encountered.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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How many more times are really lovely conservative governments going to try that before they realize someone will troll them every time?

big mean giraffe
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Randabis posted:

Seriously though wtf was that rfk commercial?

Desperate

big mean giraffe
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Frank Frank posted:

This is the best superbowl ever I cannot stop laughing

The Nickelodeon feed is hilarious

big mean giraffe
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redshirt posted:

I really had no idea before all this lunacy, but Taylor Swift seems pretty drat cool.

Nothing says cool like slowly sipping the last 1/3 of a beer

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Nothing says cool like gatekeeping drinking a beer correctly

There is in fact a correct way to CHUG a beer, try to keep up

big mean giraffe
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steinrokkan posted:

Have we investigated if the beer which noted Satanist Taylor Swift so gracelessly chugged was Bud Lite

Lets get the transvestigators on it

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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When do the rest of the elements get their own Spice? I wanna be Earth Spice

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Really gives new meaning to the term pissing contest

big mean giraffe
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I'm on team ruby red squirt

big mean giraffe
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withak posted:

Call your doctor about this immediately.

I actually prefer my urine to be carbonated, thank you for your concern.

big mean giraffe
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They couldn't stop the education so they took it over to further indoctrinate lol not hard to figure out

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Data Graham posted:

I mean if you just watch that "tour of the Oval Office" video he did a couple weeks ago where he reminisces about his Corvette and talks about launch control it's plainly obvious he is completely lucid, just old. But in that same video he shows off his collection of what he calls "command coins" when it's clear what he means to say is "challenge coins" (probably to the jeers of any chud who watched it, i.e. nobody). He substitutes one word for another all the time. It's a thing a lot of people do, hell I do it more often than I'm comfortable. Done it my whole drat life, I just suck at talking and thinking at the same time

There are also plenty of times he trails off or has to try multiple times to do a sentence because he can't hold a train of thought. Pretending his only problem is sometimes using a wrong word is just hilarious copium

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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People on SA are deathly afraid of putting terrible posters on ignore and just not engaging. It's the weirdest hangup

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PhazonLink posted:

the character trope busybody Karen banning poo poo in the 90s, 80, ....50s, etc.

People like Joe Lieberman and Tipper Gore led the moral outrage over music and video games through the 80s and 90s

big mean giraffe
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Stink Billyums posted:

Millennial is a fake generation. If you had internet and cell phones at elementary school age your childhood was completely different from the people who were born a decade prior.

Do you think most children had cell phones by 1990?

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

MSNBC unbearable



But I was told they were the WOKE MEDIA??

big mean giraffe
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greazeball posted:

I saw it on CNN and I really doubt they would just publish random unverified bullshit

I mean, they wouldn't do it again

I'm very sure they learned their lesson the first time, Susan Collins told me so

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Weird, how'd you get a big red title? You're such a normal, well adjusted person

big mean giraffe
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kazil posted:

Secret Service aren't people, they're cops

Lol good point but also that's loving wild and his dog should be put down

big mean giraffe
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Haverchuck posted:

she must mean 'defrocked'

maybe they mean degloved

big mean giraffe
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Hollismason posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure she confused defrocked which is a real thing churches do and disrobed which is not something

I hate to tell you there are definitely churches that do that

big mean giraffe
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All bottled water is for doofuses unless you live somewhere with actually toxic water hth

big mean giraffe
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It's a good thing this hasn't been the Republican end game for decades, it's just a few bad MAGAs

big mean giraffe
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Haverchuck posted:

is there an unaltered version of this please

big mean giraffe
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Another Bill posted:

Not if they take the pill 28 days a month instead of 21 days + 7 days sugar pills.

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Another Bill posted:

this is how birth control pills work?

Lol goons

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