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weg, Toxic Mental)
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It's so funny that he doesn't even come up with verbs beyond "do" so loving often Do a deal Not sign, negotiate, ratify, etc DO A DEAL
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 15:10 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:18 |
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1747997056629649883 Okay I'm not what you would call a makeup expert but this has to be one of the worst tries at cheekbones I have ever seen
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 21:03 |
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That's just a loving smear
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 21:03 |
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Stoatbringer posted:I think we can all agree that "Idiot King" should be changed to "Probe Daddy". Holler
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 03:09 |
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Trumk prez i'm sure https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k&pp=ygUJRmxhdCBiZWF0
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 12:34 |
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weg posted:I registered as an independent 20yrs ago when I signed up to vote for the first time. I've pretty much exclusively voted for Dem/Independent candidates since. I'd say I'm a good bit further left in my political leanings than the core of the Democratic party but the main reason I've never registered as a Dem is because the people in charge are loving morons who should be easily dunking on Republicans every time but somehow cannot figure out how to market to young people. One hundred percent same. Registered as a Dem at the fuckin' county fair (i mean good job guys) and dropped a ballot for Kerry. Then decided I was left and not a party person and switched to Ind as soon as I could
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 09:39 |
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CannonFodder posted:Banging a trash can is still technically thinking about baseball for Astros fans. lmao
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 00:59 |
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LividLiquid posted:Every bite of chocolate ice cream feels like taking a big bite of a peanut-butter-and-nothing-else sandwich and not having a glass of milk to wash it down with. Would you believe that Aaron Burr ad I'm sure you're thinking of was directed by Michael Bay
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 07:39 |
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This is very similar to me right before I have a seizure. More slurring than ROOPY TOOPING it but
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 01:04 |
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Goooooodbye Roopy Toop Day
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 01:08 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:lol. like he will get bored and just ramble for hours about nothing or some insane bigot poo poo. I read that as "bigfoot poo poo" and was ready to believe it
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 22:33 |
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CannonFodder posted:Through this thread I have learned that we live fairly close. I actually saw Virginia Foxx at my polling place in 2016. I think it was 2016. It was early in the morning and since I live in the MAGAest county in NC, Yadkin, she started there and probably went west through the district during the day. In NC I only lived in Forsyth and Watauga. She has always been my rep. Oh except when it was Richard Burr Hey thread, her district runs from the sticks in the mountains east to the MIDDLE of Winston Salem (White (44.9%) followed by Black (32.4%) and Hispanic (16.6%). Can you guess where that line was drawn?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 19:48 |
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fondue posted:Trump just needs a heart to heart conversation with his penis lol it sounds loke the little caterpiller from Labyrinth
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 03:00 |
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First of May posted:Because the Predecessor is so articulate. ROOPY TOOP?!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 04:17 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Illegal Democrat gang Los Locos kicked my balls into outer space!!!! Thank u for watching this
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 19:16 |
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Strong Sauce posted:i have read every single page.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 06:23 |
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It's like playing a late nineties solo RPG
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 06:23 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:The movie ends with a toupeed Robert Picardo getting brain from the lady gremlin, and that's good.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 18:12 |
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Rhonne posted:He was supposed to be more of a villain, but the actor was just way too likable and charming to be an actual parody of Trump, so they made him more naive than evil. John Glover. He'a wonderful. And used to gently caress Freddie Mercury And yeah I always thought it was more of a Ted Turner goof. The "End Of The World" broadcast was only rumored to exist and was a joke but Turner REALLY HAD THAT and they were pretty close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzhPzHhnFl0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 18:19 |
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OldMemes posted:Reminder this all started because Trump melted down over Obama making a light hearted zinger about him at a dinner once. And Obama rose to the national stage on a Senate campaign largely enabled by the Borg Lady from Star Trek's marriage
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 23:50 |
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Alan Smithee posted:don junior Don JunioR STank Alphabet, easy peasy
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 22:19 |
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Ghostlight posted:idaho isn't named after duncan? funnily it's a completely made up word meant to sound vaguely "indian" and white folks decided they liked it
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 04:54 |
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e: nah
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 06:36 |
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what the gently caress is this lunatic on about
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 03:07 |
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pixaal posted:I thought it was a werewolf! I mean they do keep suspected werewolves in the neo-natal unit
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 01:23 |
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unless
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 01:23 |
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Fishmasher posted:
- guy who was drooled on
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 16:32 |
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With "Hitler Pig" you get to press the back of your tongue to your molars, the tip goes from your front to your top incisors, to make the L, the R rolls out as your mouth as your mouth closes to make the P sound. Way better than Pig Hitler
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:05 |
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lol
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:28 |
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Scags McDouglas posted:Do you have more context about why this is good? All I see is that it was bought by a company that used a TheOnion trope. Our Dumb Century was so long ago I bought it just for the headlines when I didn't really know what The Onion was and was floored when the articles were fully fleshed out instead of PASSERBY lorem ipsum
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:24 |
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But yes truly their best work and everyone should have a copy HOLY loving poo poo MAN WALKS ON THE loving MOON
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:25 |
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That would actually be hilarious
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:32 |
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Three Olives posted:We do not need another "humor" publication that just makes fun of trans people.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:47 |
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Asterite34 posted:The only way Trump is getting an Eternal Flame is if they stick a wick in his corpse and burn his fat like a candle lmao
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:45 |
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PainterofCrap posted:You hate to see Arlington become the world’s most popular outdoor pissoir, but what you gonna do? Arlington is actually pretty rad and maybe one of the best middle fingers America has ever managed
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:05 |
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Like when people joke "ha ha ha make trump tower Obama Public Housing" they fuckin' did that
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:06 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGKZ3fzN1M this is pro click zone for anyone who skimmed
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:40 |
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Shut up nerd
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:46 |
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What do courtroom sketchers generally work with. Like some sort of crayons that cost a lot or somethjng
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:19 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:18 |
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Almost Smart posted:I can’t prove it, but I’ve kind of suspected that Jost was a goon at some point. Like maybe one of those bitch-rear end 2004 reg date goons that mostly just signed up for the BitTorrent Barnyard and then silently left less than a year later, but a goon nonetheless. lol joke's on you I'm never leaving
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 17:01 |