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Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

i used to use the scuba PADI hand signals all the time but apparently that "all okay" is Proud Boy bullshit now.

Hey assholes, are you out of air? I am not sharing air with you. Hands off my octopus.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 00:38

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:03

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Context still matters. If you�re in scuba gear and someone asks you a question, it�s probably an ok. If you�re in the audience at a confirmation hearing for a chud judge with no reason to be doing it, that�s a white power symbol.

I mean I used to use the hand signals outside of scuba as well, but it might be worth it to start putting on my old skin suit just to screw with the chuds.

Kari lake? She used to be one of my favorite local newscasters until she went on the Trump train. But haven't seen much about her lately. Is she still vacuuming that carpet?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 19:05

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Alan Smithee posted:

Trump will never pick a woman he�s already horrified that someone could so easily be his equal without doing all the �hard work�

He'll pick Giuliani.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 19:47

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

chaibat posted:

Apparently an old lady in NH used my phone number to sign up for RNC stuff. Your favorite president just texted me personally to let me know:

In 2023, the Radical Democrats unlawfully ARRESTED the leading 2024 presidential candidate (yours truly) four times, took a MUGSHOT of me, forced me off the campaign trail and into the courtroom for SHAM TRIALS, unlawfully REMOVED my name from the ballot, GAGGED and CENSORED me, are attempting to JAIL me for life as an innocent man, and are even seeking the �corporate death penalty� against me and my family.

lol @ GAGGED and CENSORED

I wonder what the corporate death penalty is. Does it mean you have to pay taxes, make sure all of your employees have a livable wage and insurance, most of your work is done in the US?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 21:06

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

A month before the election, Biden should just make weed federally legal, forgive all student loan debt, and send out a stimulus check.

And if he really wanted to make the chuds froth at the mouth, the note on the check would read, Trump is a loser.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:55

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Stoatbringer posted:

this is more gross than the Trump heads. at least those you could make a tiny Whack a Mole with.

so we got Chesebro (Cheesebro) and Prettyman for this poo poo. I swear this is the dumbest timeline, these names are like something from the new Star Wars.

edit: are there any courthouses yet with the name Trump on it? I mean there has to be more than one family with that name, right?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 14:49

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

If someone was just walking out I'm not going to care. If someone is sticking meat down their pants I'm going to get annoyed at the lack of hygiene.

the only time i cared when someone was stealing at my work was when it was a coworker, and she stole money from my cash drawer.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 02:42

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Grey Cat posted:

Tell you what, have Trump write down what his closing statement was going to be, and if the judge can guess what is written down he can't give the statement.

I guarantee what Durmp wants to say is painfully obvious.

just a nonstop stream of spittle and the reading of his last ten Tweets.

or is that 10 Xs? 10X?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 03:21

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Outpost22 posted:

Not gonna lie, I would vote for Hercules for President.

Kevin Sorbo Hercules?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 02:33

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao that he and his wife's nightmare is the Feds raid their Doomsday prepper hoarder house

Holy poo poo these people need lives

Dude you are a House member old and white, probably wealthy too

They ain't doing poo poo to you

You know how the rest of us saw the movie, Get Out, and realized what a scary mind gently caress the entire thing was?

This dude was one of the old white people coming to the house in the black cars. Probably pretty disappointed his bingo card wasn't the winner.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 21:05

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

Nothing beats doing your first porn search on the family computer, thinking you deleted the evidence, and having a dad who's a network administrator.

When we were kids, my brother went up in the attic because we had some boxes of toys put away, and wanted them for whatever reason. Well, he found Dad's stash of Playboys. And being the smart kid he was, he waited until our parents were gone to go up and grab some. But he realized having magazines in his room would be proof he took them, so instead he cut out the boobs from each page and kept those small bits of paper instead. Because moths would totally eat just that part of the magazines.

Compared to me finding my mom's romance books and flipping down the page edge at the sex scene parts because that was also totally not obvious.

I can't imagine Trump as a kid finding Playboys in the attic or in the woods.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 14:56

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Nocheez posted:

Haley is definitely a piece of poo poo for ignoring the fact that the country allowed people to own other people as property. I mean, how obtuse can you be?

You mean the Good Ole Days when men were men and everything worked great!

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 18:38

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Accipiter posted:

The south will rise again!

You'll see!

Just you wait!

any time I ask people who scream this, what precisely does that mean, they have no answer other than to repeat it like a toddler screaming the word POOP.

does it mean black people will be slaves again? that we will forgo all the tech since the civil war?

I mean I know what it is. But for some reason they never will admit it.

I wish Trump would refuse the nomination. Cite that the GOP are all losers and Rhinos and he will run on his own ticket, his own new party! TRUMP PARTY.

Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 26, 2024

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 03:01

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

I think Trump just canceled his Arizona fundraising event, so I fully expect him to bring that back because looks like someone needs some money.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 23:03

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Dementropy posted:

Texas can't even keep its power grid running. And you know a lot of these idiots are gonna be shooting transformers as a "preemptive strike."

now we know Optimus won't fire back, but no Decepticon is gonna take that poo poo from a Texan.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 01:17

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

withak posted:

They can probably spray some of the enzymatic cleaner around like they do for places where the dog or cat has pissed everywhere.

I don't know if cats or dogs would want to go in that apartment and piss everywhere to mask the smell.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 21:02

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

i like how it specifies color tv. MTV pre color TV would have been hilarious.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 01:17

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

tbf the duggar family matriarch has been pregnant for so many times I think a doc actually did tell her it was dangerous to get pregnant (so soon).

do you think she actually has labor anymore, or does she sneeze and the kid just falls out?

Is she a termite queen?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 01:12

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

TulliusCicero posted:

THIS WILL SURELY WIN US VOTES!

She should just say she's wealthier than him. Just watch him and his chuds' heads explode and create a new black hole.

Oh gently caress I would love this.

Taylor, show us your tax returns too, why not? It might be what we need for Trump to heart attack on a stage.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 14:56

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

it's clearly rhiNO.

I am still amazed that the GOP has not done a drat thing to break from trumpy. I mean, throw out anyone else that actually has a snowball's chance in Hell to get elected. make Trump take his crazies elsewhere, split into a new party.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 01:32

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

i remember a Vonnegut book where someone asked what the difference was between art and smut/porn. The answer was body hair.

Of course that was written in like the 60's/80's.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 07:02

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Failed Imagineer posted:

Especially the part about lusting after dudes who are hung like horses and like donkeys. Very historical.

You know I should know this after working at a zoo for so many years, but I never was involved really with hoofstock beyond a few weeks, and we certainly did not have horses or donkeys. Do donkeys really have that much more than horses do?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 16:42

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

They would be stoked, we need to get rid of all of this "King" "James" who was very weak, many people are saying it, and replace it with the TRUE President Trump Bible featuring your favorite savior (~~Jesus~~Me!) $199/copy or for $499 individually signed with a personalized message from President Trump*

_{*may include flyer requesting campaign donation instead of signature and personalized message}

Surprised this isn't a thing yet.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 17:06

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

has Trump even mentioned a VP yet? LOL if he says he doesn't need one since Pence was so OLD and SAD.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 01:24

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

After gold comes platinum face, and then if he is super winning, black.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 01:50

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Thank you for this.

Is a foot guy worse than a toe guy?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:02

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

i am surprised Trumpy didn't get a Superbowl ad that was just him yelling at the camera.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:39

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

To be fair, I only wanted the chiefs just to win so I could bathe in the screaming of the chuds.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 05:02

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Legit could the GOP just not nominate him?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 22:38

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving

https://twitter.com/Protestia/status/1757012406578942304?s=20

I can't decide if this is the best or worst thing ever. And I also don't want to know what his search history looks like because it's always projection.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 21:59

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Q: how many times can Trump appeal? Assuming he can pay a lawyer of course.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 01:33

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Doctor Butts posted:

Donald Trump, the shoe salesman.

how many touchdowns has he scored in one game?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 15:03

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

RVWinkle posted:

Globalists telling us what we can do with our bodies is definitely a non-starter

MEN. Women aren't people.

IVF being killed by the GOP is one of the last things I thought I had on 2024 bingo but here we are.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 22:37

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Wasn't there just a case in Texas where the husband dosed his pregnant wife's food with abortion inducing drugs, and while she did not suffer a miscarriage, the baby was born early and now has a slew of health complications? And the husband was found guilty and is on probation for 10 years and I think he has something like a three-month prison sentence?

Compared to if a woman suffers an early term miscarriage, I believe in Texas she can face the death penalty.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 22:56

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

BlackIronHeart posted:

It's cool that Alabama is telling us that people now legally exist without a birth date.

What party are they registered to vote for?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 22:58

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I'm sorry are you talking about shipping because I want to be clear that this post to me suggests there is a mexican border in Alabama.

why do you think Trump wanted a wall? Mexico keeps expanding! They have an entire gulf named after them!

edit: i remember years back when gay marriage was illegal, weren't there some tribal/native lands who offered gay marriage on their territories? I wonder if that poo poo would work for IVF and abortions too.

Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 23, 2024

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 01:25

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Azuth0667 posted:

I see Ursula the Sea Witch made it above the water.

hey gently caress that, Ursula played by the contract! and she loved her smoochum eels. This lady loves nothing.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 03:44

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

withak posted:

How fuckin dumb do you have to be to undecided between Trump and Biden at this point.

"Well see I don't like EITHER of them but Biden has dementia and Trump is a good businessman." ---"undecided" voters who don't want to say out loud that they will vote for Trump.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 03:20

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

These are all examples of ACTUAL abstinence only education activities (school I went to did tape and spit, friend at another religious school they did the gum thing)

Tape

Or

Gum

Or

Spit

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/a-cup-full-of-spit-a-chewed-up-piece-of-gum-these-are-the-metaphors-used-to-teach-kids-about-sex/

I. Okay all of those are gross as gently caress but the 30x double dipping of drinking someone else's spit is probably the loving grossest thing I have read in a while.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 04:19

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:03

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Vampire Panties posted:

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/1...%20its%20stock.

Ken Paxton has been indicted since 2011

Anyone else surprised the GOP hasn't tried to make that poo poo not matter?

So what if he's in prison, HE HATES ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HATE.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 03:43

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