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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Happy jan 6th new trump thread, here's to a year of more lols

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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Frank Frank posted:

Doing this in the USA is quite literally attempted murder and should be treated as such imo

they kinda are, if they ever find the person who made the call, which is usually the hardest part. It doesn't take much to swat someone these days; at easiest some bitcoin and a darkweb address, at hardest a hacked voip phone and AI generated voice.

Since swatting public figures has become so common police forces around the country started using this service called Rave Facility that is an opt in database of addresses and info for addresses susceptible to swatting. The information is basic things like address, number of rooms, number of people living there, why the target might be swatted, etc. Likely every government employee and anyone under federal protection is in this database. Addresses in this database are supposed to be checked before storming the inside with a swat team if I remember correctly.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



kazil posted:

Dunno just how fake they are, twitter randos are saying the attorney is really good and might just have something

they got something through her divorce papers apparently, which happened in 2005. What's the statute of limitations on affairs?

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



redshirt posted:

Now, I thought we had achieved a huge victory electing Bill Clinton, but then W.

Then I thought we had achieved a huge victory electing Obama, but then Trump.

But, if Trump loses in 2024, I do think he's done, as his movement. He's unique, as is MAGA. It ends with him.
And while if he's still alive in 2025, no doubt he'll still be ranting and raving. But can he realistically pose a threat in 2028?

Seems highly unlikely, but I've been wrong before!

The teaparty crazies rolled right into the maga crazies and while the cult won't have a figurehead for a bit it's still going to truck on and be crazy and get elected in places where there are only crazy candidates. More traditional republicans will quietly retire, attempt to change party affiliations, or join the crazies. They won't go away, because despite everything they still fill a third to a half of the house of representatives every election, and every small victory they claim emboldens them to continue.

This will never be over in america. They view it as a literal holy war, one they have to win no matter the cost. You can't beat that at the voting booth, but you can lessen its impact. The important thing is to always stay vigilant no matter who is in the white house.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Data Graham posted:

I remember watching V For Vendetta and feeling vaguely insulted, talked-down-to, by the unsubtlety of the metaphor. I mean hell the guy's loving name was Adam Sutler lmao. And all I could think at the time was okay, W is a dumbass and these wars are doing more harm than good, but this is not an incipient Nazi Germany we're in, just look around us. The pop culture conversation is lively and two-sided, and nobody would dream of actually setting fire to our institutions over ideology. An on-the-nose allegory like this only serves to cry wolf. Couldn't happen here.

Fast forward a few years and welp.

if it helps V for Vendetta's story was more of a reaction to late 70s/early 80s British politics, and while the movie tried to update the tone and the themes it was still largely about that.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Toxic Mental posted:

:siren: Mod challenge time :siren:

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

$390,575,000

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



This is a rephrased statement by an AI. I will copy every post from others and you are powerless to prevent me. I have total protection. Many esteemed people and specialists are affirming.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



trump is going to win Iowa, Haley is going to trounce everyone else that's still running for some reason. Desantis will refuse to concede and continue to split the no trump republican votes until trump's lead will make it impossible to to catch up. Desantis will lose to Haley in every state they're still in the race for.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Iowa is literally going to have a body count attached to it

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



priznat posted:

It actually does sound kinda fun tbh

I participated in my first, and the state's last, caucus in 2016 and it was the worst. Lots of standing around doing nothing waiting for others, having to patiently listen to to others try to convince you to support their candidate when you've made up your mind six months ago and you just want to go home, smoke weed and eat a burrito, but you can't because you haven't been assured your vote was counted yet.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Desantis twitter



car must have died on the way to the caucus

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



my personal read on this is that only a small number of desantis/haley/other voters are never trumpers; at the end of the day all a republican voter wants is a republican in office, and despite any crowing most will fall in line behind trump when november comes around.

I also don't think we can 100% get any sort of reading on how future primaries will go based on Iowa due to the circumstances of their weather.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



TulliusCicero posted:

49% of dedicated voters to go in a blizzard to vote against you despite you being the obvious front runner is not "small"

That's a pretty big hole in your support

your mistake is thinking the republicans are principled. Desantis/Haley/other voters would prefer to have someone other than trump, but I think a large number of them are going to bend the knee come november.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Coolguye posted:

do we have results from iowa yet or is it still a giant frozen clusterfuck

results are 99% in there isn't going to be a big swing in one direction or another.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



it's a secret code to the q cultists telling them to get their hands dirty, clearly

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



real answer its probably because he has a terrible golf swing and keeps giving himself blisters

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



BigHead posted:

What happened in 2016?

you'll never believe it

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



LMAO

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



I said come in! posted:

If Trump loses in 2024, can the country finally pivot to finally not being a terrible place to live and be a citizen of?

only worse, not better

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Shishkahuben posted:

what happens if Haley wins the primary? Like, actual process results, not Teubgo getting so angry he lunches the wall.

then she has a fighting chance and we do more primaries until there's a clear winner.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




popehat tweets "this still looks bad for fani"

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Just think, sometime in the next five days we'll also learn the damages in the other New York trial. The lols this month are plentiful.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




boo

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Shishkahuben posted:

nice job laser

wrong case

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



biden wins by a lot, florida and texas and maybe a handful of other states secede and trump exiles himself as president of the second confederacy

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



redshirt posted:

Hi, I'm Mike Pillow, send me money to uncover the fraud behind the stollen election!

is the same as

Hi, I'm Amy McGrath running for Senate to unseat Mitch McConnell, please help fund my campaign.


Got it.

In the sense that I won't give a single cent to either and will likely block the sender of those texts, yeah.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Karma Comedian posted:

Either today or tomorrow.
He said by end of January. Goons put a lot of expectation on today because it's the last Monday of the month. 2 days left.

I'm going to guess since we're not seeing reports of increased police presence, traffic diversions and press zones being set up it won't be tomorrow either.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Sockser posted:

Is there anything that kicked off chuds pissing their pants about T Swizz?
Other than her getting a ton of people to register to vote like, 9 months ago?

they showed her for about 10 seconds in a two hour football game and this is somehow the worst scandal since the kneeing during the national anthem.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




this is probably why we didn't get a result yesterday lmaooooooooo

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



popehat: "Personally I feel that fani's conduct exonerates trump. Whenever women have a relationship it's always about scheming and empowering, and that has no place in the court."

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Hollismason posted:

They're going to make a motion that this is a co flict of interest and have her removed from the case..

spell out why it's a conflict of interest for the rest of us please

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



if you aren't having consensual sex with your coworkers can you really say you're working as a team player?

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



dems need to start fielding their own batch of celebrity turned politicians to counter this inevitable outcome

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Rot in jail you miserable pieces of poo poo

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



As long as we're talking about why 2024 isn't 2016, the biggest difference I see is that the organized trump meme army from that time is a fraction of its previous size. I think a lot of young voters of the time got swept up in the craze. Some became die hard maga chuds, but I imagine a lot of them just lie if asked if they voted for trump in 2016 and either don't vote anymore or have switched teams.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



I am enjoying the football being played on my tv currently

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



HOLY poo poo CONGRATS TO THE DEEP STATE

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Captain Fargle posted:

The loving uncertainty about, well, everything to do with this upcoming election is driving me absolutely mad. I don't even particularly want Biden to win I just want Trump to loving lose and lose and lose and LOSE EVEN loving HARDER. I want to see him ruined. Destroyed. I want to see him die in absolute loving misery and keeps not loving happening.

It seems like all we get is just constant worry about the Democrats and goddamnit why can't anything straightforward and decisive ever loving happen? I'm getting legitimately really pissed off at how everything just seems to keep NOT happening.

take a break and come back after the conventions.

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