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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Embedding tweets is a garbage feature, everything worth posting here will get deleted. Screenshots are the way

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

notaspy posted:

Has Jones quit The Guardian as well?

nope

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Private Speech posted:

At that point we're in fantasy socialism land, mass housebuilding wouldn't be nearly as difficult to do - but it would absolutely gently caress over house prices, since the only thing holding them so high is scarcity.

If there were plentiful houses - even worse, plentiful well-built houses - nobody would pay you a cool million for your shoebox semi in London.

as long as house owners have veto on housing policy, building lots of houses is equally unrealistic. not to mention the effect plunging prices would have on pension funds etc

housing is bad everywhere but lol the UK's hosed itself ragged. you can barely even nudge your stupid freeholds system without some giant institution screaming that's their business model and they've got hostages

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Endjinneer posted:

Pension funds cannot own residential property. There's some quote about how the worst landlord isn't a faceless corporation with thousands of houses, it's the little old lady who used her widow's pension to buy a townhouse split into three flats, and ekes out a life off the rent.

I think that might be George Orwell

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tesseraction posted:

2024, another lovely Orwellian dystopia.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a self-driven Cybertruck flattening pedestrians—forever

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

suck my woke dick posted:

just have a forever moratorium on mortgage related evictions and let the banks eat poo poo

Then who's to fund all the disgraced former politicians' post-career gigs? every current politician knows they're at most one step from being disgraced former, and those speaking gigs don't exactly pay because they sell out on ticket master u know

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
What if you triangulated by campaigning on something like "actually, 70% of home owners are asylum seekers who came to the UK floating on flotsam"

what then

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I grew up a Swedish "million programme" area, and I really like its planning though it's now mostly associated with poor and segregated suburbs



housing around a centre area with shopping/schools/services, with walking/bike roads connecting them. Parking space is placed so kids can play and go to school without crossing a trafficked road. lots of green stuff with small bits of old forest spared within walking distance. public transport from the centre area to the closest town, with smaller bus lines running the outer perimeter

It's a pretty great idea imo

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

E: I know Sweden doesn't technically build commieblocks but those do look a lot like the prefab soviet designs.

They're great in pretty much every other way, so I'll forgive them for being ugly

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
so who stole the magic money tree

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I can't believe ofwat has done this

more like offwat amirite

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
just gon' out an say

public private partnerships in public utilities? not the best idea.

go do your worst libertariailures

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

domhal posted:

I think they mean "special circumstances" where the government takes over for a while, presumably getting things out of total poo poo-fest mode before handing it back to shareholders, as opposed to something good.

property rights are human rights you know

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Terrorists strike again posted:

Relentless direct action has secured another victory in the fight against Israel’s arms trade, as Elbit Systems are forced to sell their ‘Elite KL’ factory in Tamworth.

The company had previously manufactured cooling and power management systems for military vehicles, but was sold on after stating that it faced falling profits and increased security costs resulting from Palestine Action’s efforts.

After the sale was completed last month, Elite KL’s new owners, listed as Griffin Newco Ltd, confirmed in an email to Palestine Action that they will have nothing to do with the previous owners, Elbit, and have discontinued any arms manufacturing:

“Following the recent acquisition of Elite KL Limited by a UK investment syndicate, the newly appointed board has unanimously agreed to withdraw from all future defence contracts and terminate its association with its former parent company”.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I think you should just read Keirs election manifesto and believe that if you vote for him he'll do any of its good stuff

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I would vote for him if I could, and yell that anyone who doesn't is betraying the moral case for socialism

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
This minuscule youtube channel is pretty great and you should watch all his woke rpg takes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_g616Eee58

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

that's such a widespread kink i dunno that i'm all that ashamed of it

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
a nuclear spoon made of caesium is not a good idea

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

His Divine Shadow posted:

I re-learned cursive using 100 year old textbooks, also to write it right handed (I am left handed, now ambidextrous). I think cursive is kinda cool and I see why it was in use, so quick to write with. I now have a quasi-cursive handwriting with my right hand, texting with my left.

e: lol what a snipe, I would give you a cat, but you get my current project instead:


found an old cast iron skillet?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

feedmegin posted:

You aren't wrong, but the last Labour lot did try that and it went bang:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28166675/

Massive, centralised IT projects from the Oracles and IBMs of this world have a tendency to fail horribly, it's not even government specific. So not optimistic about this new wheeze either.

It will be done, but only because some genocidal AI startup wants to hoover it all up

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

fuctifino posted:

Can't they just import all the databases into a single large spreadsheet?

These huge gigantic database migration projects are always theoretically possible, the problem is that the complexity scales uncontrollably with the format of the input. In the convert to .xlsx case, which number of columns would you need to cover every different database entry variable, and how would you combine and merge them without losing control of which information is lost? If the databases have different search/append functions, how do you reproduce that functionality if the entries only contain the information needed for the database's particular algorithms to work?

Consider the ur-type of this problem, converting a physical printed archive into a digital format. You could scan them into pdf, only, a pdf is a very different data format from a physical binder - you will need to replicate the archive's sorting by shelving, binding format, indexing etc, to reproduce the functionality needed for the archive to function as expected. Since you can't flip through the pages of a pdf you'll need - at the least - an index with hyperlinks, and figure out a naming convention which doesn't create the risk of having to open dozens of pdfs and browsing them page by page, to find a single important document. Now, consider different page layouts, paper formats, scanning combinations of double and single printed pages (do you accept up-to-half the pages being blank, or up-to-half being lost in scanning?), scanner jams, constrictions on usable pdf page sizes... and if and when you're finished doing all this, try doing it with another, very different archive, and merging the outputs in a predictable way. It's just going to lead to despair.

I tried doing a very ad hoc variant of this at work during the pandemic. My solution was to scan everything double-sided into pdf, using xpdf-tools to convert the output to single page pdf, then using a script to prune empty pages and recombine them into a pdf again, then opening the document in a web browser with css to create an editable toc, enable flipping pages and changing page order, and then printing it to pdf again... it didn't end up working particularly well, but I got a lot of respect for these kinds of issues, and a lot of scepticism for simple and quick solutions

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Make sure it's a .xls then there can only be a maximum of 65000 cases on it - hurrah - NHS is saved. Always would run better with no patients.

NHS data horrors:
In the late 80s/ early 90s we were required to set up an asset register of all items in the NHS that had a value of £10 or more. But if, say, a collection was normally found together eg 3 stacked filing trays - you had to count them too. DoH refused to recommend a system, so many HA's were trying to use the Works Information Management System which was entirely cumbersome and each item required 4 pages of data entry and if you got to the bottom of page 4 and found you were missing a bit of data then you had to abort the whole lot.
Also, there was NO budget whatsoever for this.

Anyway, I was temping there as PA to the District Building Officer in the Works Dept and they said "she can do it" - put me on as permanent staff Works Officer scales.

I built the asset register in Supercalc using string functions to construct codes, persuaded medical physics to give me all their data on an export file (naturally they had a totally different system), and then imported it all into the back end of WIMS (Dataflex system) and overwrote the control file.

I also was able to get a temp finally to input all the stuff which we didn't already have any sort of computerised records for and after going through stuff which we did have values etc for, told her to put anything she didn't know what it was down as £2344 value.

So the auditors came and said haha a cruet £2344 (my temp was Irish and they do stuff like call cupboards 'presses' or think 'presses' are cupboards not big ironing machines and she had no idea what a cruet was - it wasn't any old cruet, it was solid silver communion set from the chapel). Anyway, I then showed them the name of some piece of kit from the pharmacy that had lots of zs and ys in its name and said 'ok what's that then'? Oh they said. Dunno. "So what value?" I said. "Erm, £2344?" they said. And I prioritized top down where 700 assets (including land & buildings!) were the value of 91% of the nearly £600m estate value (this is over 45 years ago now so that was a LOT in those days). So when the DoH suggested making even more refined categories of stuff like ball point pens or whatever I wrote a bit of a rant about it being a complete and utter waste of time & money.

We were one of the first, if not THE first to pass audit with our Asset Register - let alone complete it on time. Everyone was telling the PTB that their asset registers were nearly complete then I would go on conferences etc & because I was a mere slip of a girl, quite a few 'fessed up that their asset registers consisted of piles of paper in the bottom of a filing cabinet.

Oh and after insisting on the £10 and also insisting that Ward 'Sisters' could go round listing all the 450V sockets etc, measuring 6" curbstones etc, about 2 months before the deadline, they changed the bottom limit to £250 after so many places had been counting their paperclips.

This is a good post

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Pistol_Pete posted:

Yeah, my company's been running a project to migrate our data and processes onto a new system. It covers the financial records and dealings of about 15,000 customers: it's been unbelievably complex, unforseen problems have cropped up constantly, each of which have required careful thought followed by a solution being designed, tested and integrated, the budget's spiralled through the roof and the project is currently 18 months behind the original completion date, with a fresh delay looking extremely likely. Getting the whole of the NHS onto a single integrated system is technically possible, in the same way that it's technically possible to count every grain of sand around the UK coastline (assuming infinite amounts of money, manpower and equipment); neither of those things are going to happen though.

It's really easy to find someone you can pay who says they'll do it though

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

forkboy84 posted:

I think you'll find they belong in a plastic bag hanging from the branch of a tree actually

In Stockholm recently, a nondescript open outdoor steel pipe of unknown origin sat vertically in the ground, conveniently placed near a popular dog walk route. During construction nearby some demolitions work was done, sending shockwaves through the ground, firing an incidental dog turd cannon

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
What if you exported all of those NHS systems to virtual machines and run them on some ~cloud service~, then created a single, simple and cheap frontend to interface with all of them on the backend

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Mebh posted:

More likely is someone is going to suggest feeding it all into a generative AI and they'll do it. Then you'll be able to ask chatGPT what meds to give your Nan and it'll answer in uncompilable python code.

epic fail dude you don't compile python

but yes, the GPT MD phase of this will be awesome

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
the latest findings from researchers of that most studied piece of 20th century art, mario 64. from the guy what done the other one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsXCVsDFiXA

I'm about halfway through, it's pretty great

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

feedmegin posted:

In about 1985 maybe. The non-Dem Liberals also exist and are weird iirc.

liberals are pretty consistent in their defense of human rights, they're just very flexible in their definitions of human

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I'd prefer counting TVs by foot. Why use those weenie inches

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
You might say Gideon faltered

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

quote:

I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

Well u probably should

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

smellmycheese posted:

Fox isn’t going to have much cash left for those 3 weekends a year Billie lets him see the kids

quote:

Fox disputed some of Piper's claims. He also said that the pair had been to court many times since their split and criticised the family court system as biased towards the mother.

:rolleyes: I mean maybe it is but dudes like you are why they tend to be that way. I've met this kind of guy, they suck

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
you could just keep his tumour alive in a nutrient solution and prevent the inevitable revolution

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

The physical shape and functionality of the iphone leads directly to lovely infinite scroll vertical pane web design.

Like I've had to use mobile devices for work for the past 11 years and I will continue to assert that the proliferation of touchscreen devices have only made it worse because you spend far more time dealing with lovely touchscreen interfaces for everything and the dickheads who dictate the tasks expect you to do a bunch of extra stuff that mobile devices can do, but do badly because they do everything badly, so you have to spend even more time doing them instead of it simply being "no you can't do that without a desktop, so it isn't getting done"

The theoretical ability for a device to do something encourages people to try and make doing that thing a requirement or a key feature, even if it does it poorly, and so people end up spending more time working with fundamentally bad tools that are aggravating to work with.

I ordered and installed an aftermarket Android car stereo replacement for my 2010 kia--it's got a gps antenna and bluetooth input, and i can use the steering wheel buttons to change the music track and stuff. That's the way integration should be done, if it tried to do it the other way, make me bash the screen to wipe my windows or something I'd throw it out the loving window.

muscle memory and tactile feedback are excellent ways of controlling a giant moving steel box. it's like none of these idiots ever tried driving in a video game

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Touch screens are good for two things: drawing (with a non-capacitive stylus) and little babby point at what your want usage. in all other circumstances the interface imposes restrictions on the functionality, it doesn't add anything to it.

...unless you want to argue it can replace every other input device, which isn't exactly wrong, but you need an "extremely shittily" qualifier in there or you're an idiot

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Boeing assassins can now... make you develop pneumonia and fight for your life for two weeks?

There's a chance they didn't kill him, but I find that less plausible than them bribing his doctor to fill his meds with tissue from a deceased infection clinic patient

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
to maintain plausible deniability they'll have to have the next one die in a plane crash

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

kingturnip posted:

Wow, a genuine "believing in human rights is for terrorists" quote.
That 'senior Labour source' needs to be named and shamed. And then drowned in a var of piss.

won't hear any of this when biden loses

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Private Speech posted:

But anyway I sure am glad that Britain now has a law declaring Rwanda to be a safe country regardless of how many human rights conventions they break.

this simple trick gets your country out of its human rights obligations

human rights havers hate it

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