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mystes posted:Maybe if your kids have food allergies you should tell them not to loving eat random food people leave out if they don't know what's in them. OP posted:I scribble down the ingredients on whatever sticky note I post onto the food. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Apr 3, 2024 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:31 |
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for going out with friends for the weekend after my wife locked me out of the bedroom and gave me the silent treatment. But she's not quite pissed off enough to physically lock him out of the house, so y'know, going great!
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 01:26 |
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AITA For not letting my wife hijack a free vacationquote:One of my (39M) hobbies is entering raffles, sweepstakes, radio contests, etc. I've won tickets to concerts, sporting events, some household items, gift cards, but never a grand prize like a car or vacation. Until last month when I won a free trip for 4 people to Florida for 5 nights. Obviously, I was super excited and told my wife (38F) about it right away. OP posted:Yes, she is my step-daughter and I did refer to her that way in the post. Not sure why so many people are hung up on phrasing and using it to try and infer any deeper meanings into our lives other than word choice. My stepdaughter and I get along fine and I love her. But that doesn't mean I want to spend this trip waiting in lines at Disney or Universal. The trip isn't even to Orlando, it's to Fort Myers. So, getting to Disney would require a lot more work than my wife thinks it will. OP posted:Yes, she knows the destination of the trip. But I don't think she grasps how big Florida is and how much of a hassle it would be to get to Orlando from Fort Myers, even just for one day. I think she just heard "Florida" and her mind immediately went to Disney. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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mystes posted:"they were going to announce it and that they want to get married at the reception" = "at the reception, they were going to announce... that they want to get married" I think Also, at the brother rescheduling the honeymoon, then leaving their phones behind as a distraction to buy extra time to flee the country in the getaway car.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 15:56 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I've been married twice and I can't remember the last time I looked at any of the pictures. AceClown posted:this is your brain on social media OP posted:Amy is very perfectionistic when it comes to events, and she has some social media following that she has to maintain the image for. It doesn’t excuse her actions, though, not in the slightest. Guess just eloping won’t bring her that much online attention. I also found this while looking for the comments of the wedding photo story: AITA for having an underwhelming reaction to my mom being pregnant? quote:My parents told me (15f) a few weeks ago that they're expecting another baby. This will be my first sibling and possibly only sibling because it took such a long time for my mom to have another baby. I'll admit to not being that excited. And that really hurt my mom's feelings. When they sat me down and told me I said oh and didn't really react much but I was really surprised and also had like a lot of thoughts that happened so quickly and admittedly most of them weren't that positive. My mom was really upset by my underwhelming initial reaction and my parents aren't super thrilled that after a few weeks I'm not more excited. quote:My parents have always believed if there is a 10+ year age gap between siblings that the older one has a duty and responsibility to babysit for the parents when they want and to help take care of the baby day to day regardless of what they have going on. So I know to expect babysitting at least once (but likely twice) a week once the baby gets here and I know I will need to help feed and comfort the baby no matter what I'm doing if my parents are trying to do something else. This feels like a burden and I'm already aware that I won't get free time like I used to and I won't see my friends as often and doing homework will be harder. My parents have had these views as long as I can remember and they're vocal about them. So I already know what to expect. This is by far the thing that makes me feel the most negative about the new baby coming.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 17:30 |
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wheatpuppy posted:But she's a girl. Of course he expected to beat her. I wonder if he's also part of the irrationally confident 8% of Americans who think they can win hand-to-hand combat against elephants and lions and bears.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 00:41 |
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FMguru posted:When they started to ban smoking in public spaces in the 1980s, some of the greatest resistance came from bar and restaurant owners who predicted it would decimate their businesses. In reality, their businesses flourished because people were more willing to go out to places where they could breathe and also not come home with all their clothes stinking like smoke. State-wide bans on smoking in the US started in the mid-90's and yes, some of the biggest pushback was bar owners and politicians talking about how it would ruin small businesses and drive investment to other states. A few months after the ban in New York was passed, I was chatting with a distant relative who owns a bar in upstate New York so of course a natural question was how it was working out. He said the state-wide smoking ban was one of the best things that had ever happened to his bar: The smokers who go out drinking stayed away for a couple weeks before coming back because hey turns out they still needed somewhere to drink, while the bans let them attract a whole new crowd of people who just wanted a quick beer after work with co-workers or enjoyed darts/billiards, but would never have come when it was a smoke-filled room.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 15:20 |
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Neito posted:It depends on the state, at least in the US. A pack is $13 bucks here in MA, but like $5 in NH. I've never lived in either state, but every single time a city I've lived in has needed to raise money for a new sports stadium, they've used a "sin tax" on alcohol and smoking to defray the cost. "No, no, we're raising your taxes to give away hundreds of millions of dollars to a wealthy billionaire, because you personally can just not buy cigarettes/beer/etc!"
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 17:32 |
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Shanghaied posted:AITA For flipping out on my fiance after her daughter almost got me arrested Fortunately, that's just one idiot; the overwhelming response seems to be the correct answer of NTA and also note Riley was willing to lie (and miss her own injury rehab appointment) in such a serious way.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 11:59 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Most managers have absolutely no idea how to do any productive work. Of course, that would mean he'd need to come in on the day they're normally closed (read: weekend or holiday) and I'm sure as poo poo not giving up *my* day off.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 13:41 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for kicking out my wife's friend for saying that I am disgusting for feeding each other food with our hands? It's nice that you enjoy spending time together but y'all can't handle being apart for the couple minutes it takes you to brush your teeth? Really?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 23:09 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:He could very well be trustworthy but it sounds like none of them (except for her, to a point) know you shouldn’t shovel money you can’t afford to lose into a failing business. $30k offering to repay $300/month would take over 8 years, just for the principal, even if you don’t consider interest, never miss a payment, etc. That’s a crazy long period to “loan” money; longer than a car loan.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 15:45 |
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hawowanlawow posted:dude has a problem with forfeiting and then cites chess, people forfeit chess games on the reg At least when we're talking about the average player. If you're an Elo-rated master or something, fine, you can safely trust your opponent will close it out appropriately, but you'd be shocked at how often casual or intermediate players will have a clearly winning scenarios and completely face-plant. Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for arguing/getting upset at a zookeeper, during a private tour of the zoo? This also reminds me of one of my favorites from the last thread, someone who somehow went to college for zoology without any understanding how animals work: AITA for abruptly quitting my volunteer work with pelicans? quote:I study zoology in University, and as part of our degree we're supposed to get a certain amount of field experience (also most good zoos / animal internships demand it). So when our ornithology professor mentioned a volunteer opportunity with pelicans through some local group, I thought that sounded cool and I signed up, and was one of two students chosen. It was supposed to be us 2 and a professional helping to "band" young pelicans for research, where you slip a little band around their ankle that's unobtrusive to the birds but useful for tracking purposes. top reply posted:Being vomited on is literally a good 70% of zoo work.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 01:44 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:AITA for abandoning my boyfriend in Disney World after he threw a tantrum about a park map? But lmao at him calling it "a battle for the soul of the park" as though he's going to change the mind of a $30 billion theme park division by shouting his desire for justice at whatever random teenager/college kid happens to be working the Guest Services booth that day.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:52 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've never been to a restaurant that switched entirely to QR code menus, so I'm out of touch. Do they commonly go beyond that for ordering, if you don't have a smartphone could you just go "hey, you got any burgs" or whatever to the waitstaff to order something? The Alchemist posted:The waiters are roombas and the manager is an A.I. that hates the humankind. Here's what they look like by the way, in case anyone's curious: https://www.robotlab.com/restaurant-robots/store/bellabot
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:20 |
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Mordiceius posted:I've definitely worked with companies where the policy was "You get <x> amount of petty cash per diem per day - spend it how you wish." and I would know some people that would starve themselves or just eat ramen in their hotel rooms so they could pocket and extra $20 a day. In terms of per-diem for meals and incidentals, that’s common. Your employer has a set reimbursement rate per day for meals and incidentals (likely based on the official IRS rate) and they just hand you that much money to split up however you see fit - a light breakfast and big dinner if you wish or three decent sized meals or maybe a $5 coffee and a bunch of small meals or whatever. The purpose is to avoid wasting time on a bunch of small receipts for every little thing and wasting time arguing over a $2 coca-cola from the vending machine where you didn’t get a receipt. I have NEVER heard of that applying to airline ticket reimbursement though. That sounds like straight up embezzlement to me.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 20:34 |
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Moon Slayer posted:AITA for not inviting my mentally unstable cousin to my wedding Sex Farm posted:That story is confusing. What could the family possibly want the OP to say that would help them in any way? It doesn't even seem like the OP is involved in any of it? 1.) OP, we're going to lie about how we had no idea this involved money laundering for the Soprano family, we need you to back up our lie by telling the police you've never met Tony before in your life. 2.) Who wants to play a fun game of "taking the fall to keep the rest of the family clean"? OP, we're going to pin this on you and we'd appreciate if you just went with it because family.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 10:56 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for gatekeeping my recipes from my one upper DIL Not the real recipes of course, the absolute worst ones you can find online. Why yes, my pasta sauce is indeed made with tomato soup instead of tomatoes and maple syrup as the secret ingredient. Don’t tell anybody. Oh, you brought it to Thanksgiving this year and people are complaining about the taste? No idea, maybe you over-cooked it .
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 16:09 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:But we need to remember here: The OP is not an alcoholic. They just have a really high alcohol tolerance. And really tend to cut loose as soon as there's not someone around directly controlling how much they drink. Midnight Voyager posted:Ugh, the worst part of this for me is every word they say about sleep. If he sleeps through the alarm, maybe he's fuckin tired. Maybe he needs some fuckin sleep.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:15 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:ULPT request: How to get buried money out of backyard that isn't my property
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 14:03 |
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DemoneeHo posted:The grudge
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:47 |
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artsy fartsy posted:TIFU by not telling my doctor how many Tic-Tacs I eat per day
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:17 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Help! My Mother Kept a Haunting Memento From My Childhood.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:23 |
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Shanghaied posted:I account for almost every variable, except for my wife thinking that my plan is dumb as poo poo. Beep boop, warning warning, variable not recognized, does not compute. Solution: Ignore unrecognized variable and continue with plan.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:35 |
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wilderthanmild posted:Not from Reddit, but got this from a Facebook group: I assume he didn’t also play the Weird Al joke version Part 3, but at that point, I’d almost respect the commitment to the bit.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:05 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:AITA for insisting that a closed friendship breakup happened over the phone instead of over text?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 13:22 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:This woman is so bad with money and he is 100% right to keep their finances separate but the line: No idea why he was seemingly still planning on getting married though. If you're at the point where you decide that you can't even trust her to have a reasonable adult discussion about it, why in the world were you going to get married and legally entwine your finances in (checks post) less than two months?
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:51 |
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mystes posted:Not involving her in the financial stuff is clearly justified but totally excluding her from the process of looking for a house and just suddenly saying "I bought a house" does not seem good But that would require her to be willing to accept that. Based on her complete financial illiteracy and comments, I don't really think she would. To me, it reads like if she knew the process was happening, she would have expected and demanded to be on the applications and documents for their "family investment" and to show that he cares more about love than the "mortgage lender's judgment" and etc.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:00 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:Aita for not telling my girlfriend about my savings? FMguru posted:AITA for putting a lien on my brother's house and refusing to remove it until he pays me. There's a great business explainer video on YouTube from about a decade ago which uses this mantra as a foundation for a talk on the importance of contracts. About 25 minutes long, but it's legit one of the best (and reasonably entertaining) explanations of how to handle contracts and contract disputes that I've seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVkLVRt6c1U
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:10 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I don't think kids starve to death by having a late dinner. Arsenic Lupin posted:This is the correct answer. Freezer full of TV dinners (yeah, I'm old, too), bread, peanut butter and jelly, cereal, milk. They are fully capable of feeding themselves. You could even parent up and teach them to use the oven to make frozen pizza!
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 01:42 |
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Hughlander posted:I’m 27F in a love triangle with a 25M and 26M. Who do I pick? Redditor posted:If you don't admit to cheating on him then you haven't "grown as a person" OP posted:If he asks me, I will tell him the truth. I'm not bringing it up because I want to focus on our future, not our past. I have grown because the old me focused too much on the past. That's why I got back with Paul in the first place. But now it's time to look forward. That being said if he ask I will be honest and tell him the truth Redditor posted:Also how do you know the cheating won't come out in the future? That someone else ( perhaps Paul) will tell him? That would hurt him so much more. OP posted:Have you considered he doesn't want to know? That's why he didn't ask. Again if he ask I will tell him, but he might prefer to leave it in the past as well. Redditor posted:You aren't giving (Aaron) a chance. He asked why you were breaking up with him so technically he did ask you. You just chose to keep some of the details to yourself. Once again all about you. OP posted:When (Aaron) asked me why I'm breaking up with him I told him I'm still in love with Paul and I'm going to give it shot…That directly answers his question. OP apparently operates under the rules of mythical creatures, where she will answer a question honestly, but only the exact question asked.
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 20:37 |
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mystes posted:If that explanation is true, then OP's fiance is clearly not suited to working as a police officer and should probably consider a different career
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:51 |
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Chewbecca posted:He should fly to Europe, take a balloon ride, watch the sunset, not ask to see tits and arse from a family member on his deathbed lol FMguru posted:Here's a small stakes one.
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:37 |
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Kenshin posted:Is a 25k pound salary...a lot? That seems like near poverty line wages No idea if that technically counts as poverty under UK definitions.
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:58 |
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house of the dad posted:It sounds like she's continued to hold this stance in the years since the affair, so not really. Faildaughter needs to figure out her own money problems.
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:16 |
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ApplesandOranges posted:Funnily enough, I think How I Met Your Mother actually aged worse than Friends despite being a more 'modern' show about a bunch of dating 20-somethings, because Ted is even whinier than Ross and Barney is less ethical of a womanizer than Joey. Has some okay parts but the entertainment value drops like a rock after the first couple seasons.
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:14 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for not making my kids go with my ex's wife and their children or inviting them to join us on Mother's Day? My guess would be using the 12/14 yr old OP’s kids as free child care.
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 16:13 |
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FMguru posted:The fifteen year old bouncing excitedly on her dad's lap whenever a car commercial came on is a pretty detail, as is the dad's claim that the car just happened to show up at the exact time of the OP's valedictorian celebration (car deliveries don't just happen at random times, those things are usually very tightly scheduled, and for obvious reasons). Another noticeable detail is that the dad’s reaction was only an excuse/apology for the timing - not the actual purchase or difference in how he’s treating his kids.
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:53 |
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wheatpuppy posted:The other night, right before bed, I had a thought about a surefire situation where it would be ok to pull a prank. It was so apt, I made sure to make a note of it before going to sleep, so I would remember it later.
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:31 |
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FMguru posted:AITA for refusing to change my wedding date to accommodate my sister's vacation plans? Oh and I checked the comments for this one and a Redditor linked another absurd rescheduled-wedding ask that provided an update yesterday. The original may have been posted somewhere in the previous thread, but I don't feel like digging through for it, so here's both the original and yesterday's update. AITA for not moving my wedding date? (posted 1 yr ago) quote:My fiancé and I recently got engaged, and when looking at dates we realized our anniversary falls on a Saturday this year. Perfect right? We immediately start planning because it’s approximately 9 months out and we have to move quick to pull a wedding together. We told everyone the potential date this weekend and all seemed well. quote:Hey everyone! It's been a while (I forgot my password), but a few people asked for updates on how my last post turned out. Unfortunately, a lot of you may not like the answer.
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